Swipe for full context. Yes Elon announced another child. For reference, Vivian is Elon’s trans daughter who disowned him many, many years before he tried to disclaim her. Can you name five things your children did last week, Elon? Can you name five of your children? 🤡🤡 #elonmusk

Hey! We get another chance to submit our five things email! Which means I guess hr@opm.gov is open for submissions again on oh I don’t know any old movie script line by line or whatever. #project2025 #federalemployees #doge

Your Honor If Guilty Why Innocent Shaped?

Osama bin Laden’s defense attorney said he could no longer represent Diddy under any circumstances. Yoooooooooo. #diddy

“We’re living in a hostile government takeover” #project2025 #federalemployees #elonmusk

What Five Things Did You Do Last Week? Wrong answers only! #project2025 #federalemployees #doge

Dear Elon: Here are your five bullet points: 1) Suck My C*ck; 2) Suck My C*ck; 3) Suck My C*ck; 4) Suck My C*ck; 5) Suck My C*ck. #project2025 #federalemployees #elonmusk #trump #doge

🚨Red Alert: Elon now wants ALL federal employees to respond to his email detailing what we got done last week at work. Make noise, call your representatives! They do pull back on stuff when we make noise. It HAS been working! #project2025 #federalemployees