Well that was triggering

This is how it would look if you actually translated the phrase into Elvish. Much cooler.

This is how it should be written, using the vowel-final version of the script.

This single exchange is incredibly emblematic of my relationship with my sister

Sorry not sorry

It briefly snowed, and I had to go for supplies, which gave me the opportunity to test out a Christmas gift from my mother: YakTrax. Highly recommend, felt very stable walking on snow, and kinda springy when not.

Another late night tipsy Clow Card divination. These cards don't mess around.

Been a while since I watched The Wiz, this is still the scariest motherfucker in the movie. Right up there with the Wheelers in the pantheon of terrifying residents of Oz.

My beard trimmer only has one setting that does anything to me, but I needed something to burn on NYE. Also I have an office!