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Fraser Galbraith
@frasergalbraith.bsky.social
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"87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it."
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Made the mistake of catching up with what the Americans were talking about overnight.
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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sorry about this.
"AI powered racist NIMBYs" as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo.
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Ask not for whom the Vengabus is coming IT IS COMING FOR THEE
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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One I saw recently that could be useful in so many situations:
I'm not one to complain usually but, I mean fucking hell. Come on.
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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A still from the movie Miami Vice, where Crockett is choking a kidnapper to death using his rifle. The kidnapper is captioned "a Greek salad with grilled chicken and gyro meat" and Crockett is captioned "me"
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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@watsoncomedian.bsky.social saw you posted the Taskmaster rainbow incident on insta. Some vindication for you:
A picture of a rainy Scottish street, looking downhill. In the distance there is a grey river and a remarkably straight rainbow.
October 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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A tweet and reply. The original tweet features a photo of a passenger plane full of furries posing with three flight attendants. The reply reads "I object to that many Furries being on the same airplane because if there were an accident it could basically cripple the American IT industry in an instant."
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Movie poster for the 1999 remake of The Thomas Crown Affair with Rene Russo and Pierce Brosnan.
October 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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"Oh what a shame, the King's dead. Again." sighs Andrew, wistfully.
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Incredibly juvenile behaviour. Wouldn't catch me doing that kind of thing.
Two cuddly toy pandas, arranged so it looks like they're shagging.
September 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Inspired by a different incident at LANL:
Rods of plutonium being used to create a Newton's Cradle.
August 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Everyone will not just If your solution to some problem relies on "If everyone would just..." then you do not have a solution. Everyone is not going to just. At not time in the history of the universe has everyone just, and they're not going to start now. Everyone will not just If your solution to some problem relies on "If everyone would just..." then you do not have a solution. Everyone is not going to just. At not time in the history of the universe has everyone just, and they're not going to start now.
August 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Two from one film:
Will Smith smoking a cigar in Independence Day. Jeff Goldblum waving while smoking a cigar with Will Smith beside him in Independence Day.
August 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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A tale as old as time.
Two pictures of cats. In the first picture two ginger cats are lying on a sofa. They are captioned "me saying I'll do it later" and "future me" In the second picture the first cat is biting the cat labelled "future me" on the ass.
August 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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From a 2021 article by Jim LaPorta and others: apnews.com/article/gove...
Last October, police in San Diego were startled to find a military grenade launcher on the front seat of a car they pulled over for expired license plates. The driver and his passenger were middle-aged men with criminal records. After publicizing the arrest, police got a call from a Marine Corps base up the Pacific coast. The Marines wanted to know if the grenade launcher was one they needed to find. They read off a serial number. It wasn’t a match.
August 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Favourite photo from the Norwegian ship booping incident:
A Norwegian looks out of his window at a comically large ship booping his house.
July 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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He's now a professional photographer. His company logo:
The logo for Randy Johnson Photography, featuring an upside-down bird with feathers flying off it.
July 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Choosing to believe this was via LinkedIn endorsement.
I also sought out men who women had nominated as excellent lovers
July 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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An AR pattern carbine with "band aids don't fix bullet holes" and "Taylor Swift" printed on the charging handle.
July 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Pic unrelated, text of the first tweet I saw about it and had to share in alt text:
in tears at the thought of Conor McGregor sittin there and thinking that sending a photo of his Richmond sausage to Azealia Banks the most mental cow alive was a good idea. when the coke finally explodes his heart scientists need to study his CTE-riddled brain
July 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Just had an Instagram advert of Bear Grylls promoting a water filter company. 😬
A screenshot of an Instagram advert featuring Bear Grylls promoting a water filter company.
July 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Ah, the eternal romance of love locks…
Love locks attached to a pipe. Love locks attached to a pipe above urinals in a toilet.
July 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Marked Safe From Glastonbury discourse Today
June 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Nah, here's an odd celebrity friendship for you:
Gordon Brown and Shakira Gordon Brown and Shakira Gordon Brown and Shakira Gordon Brown and Shakira
June 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM