Christina Roberts
@franzenmuth.bsky.social
Former video game nerd over at Culturess.com. Detroit Red Wings. Walt Disney World. Almost always writing.
My brothers are going to the U of M game tonight and I already texted them this photo.
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My brothers are going to the U of M game tonight and I already texted them this photo.
The amount of tomatoes I’m getting from six romas and two cherry tomato plants is insane. I canned all this today. Not pictured: three additional bags of tomatoes I froze for making pasta sauce later.
August 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The amount of tomatoes I’m getting from six romas and two cherry tomato plants is insane. I canned all this today. Not pictured: three additional bags of tomatoes I froze for making pasta sauce later.
Hamilton literally always looks like you just told him his best friend was murdered
August 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hamilton literally always looks like you just told him his best friend was murdered
The husband and I celebrated ten years married yesterday so of course we took a trip up to Frankenmuth to celebrate for the weekend while grandparents watched Toddler Hank. Obviously we had to play mini golf.
August 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The husband and I celebrated ten years married yesterday so of course we took a trip up to Frankenmuth to celebrate for the weekend while grandparents watched Toddler Hank. Obviously we had to play mini golf.
It’s a luffa flower. FINALLY 😭😭
July 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It’s a luffa flower. FINALLY 😭😭
Remember Peter Ciavaglia from the Detroit Vipers? He’s back! In pog form!
July 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Remember Peter Ciavaglia from the Detroit Vipers? He’s back! In pog form!
Donkey Kong Bananza obtained with special guest sad dog in the background
July 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Donkey Kong Bananza obtained with special guest sad dog in the background
Sorry I missed posting this yesterday.
July 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Sorry I missed posting this yesterday.
I’m waiting for my doorbell to ring and a crowd of children to be outside. “Uh. Hello, uh Mrs……uh…Bart…is your pool ready yet?”
June 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’m waiting for my doorbell to ring and a crowd of children to be outside. “Uh. Hello, uh Mrs……uh…Bart…is your pool ready yet?”
I got to say my farewells last month and Toddler Hank got to experience it, too. Whether he’ll remember or not, I made sure I took photos as proof
June 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I got to say my farewells last month and Toddler Hank got to experience it, too. Whether he’ll remember or not, I made sure I took photos as proof
I snagged this screenshot of the wait time for MuppetVision 3D right before the park closed.
I’m going to miss this attraction so damn much.
I’m going to miss this attraction so damn much.
June 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I snagged this screenshot of the wait time for MuppetVision 3D right before the park closed.
I’m going to miss this attraction so damn much.
I’m going to miss this attraction so damn much.
OH SNAP WE HAVE MOVEMENT!!!
June 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
OH SNAP WE HAVE MOVEMENT!!!
Oh, to be a very blind, 11-year-old bunny living your best life, laying among all your food, oblivious to the world
May 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Oh, to be a very blind, 11-year-old bunny living your best life, laying among all your food, oblivious to the world
Wouldn’t be a Disney trip without Sco-Fi and terrible MST3K trailers (cc @helmerroids.bsky.social)
May 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Wouldn’t be a Disney trip without Sco-Fi and terrible MST3K trailers (cc @helmerroids.bsky.social)
It wouldn’t be a birthday (even in Disney World) if I didn’t get birthday signs. Here’s to 35!
May 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
It wouldn’t be a birthday (even in Disney World) if I didn’t get birthday signs. Here’s to 35!
I’m busy making core memories for my child
May 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I’m busy making core memories for my child
Traveling to Disney with my mom today and it truly doesn’t matter how long it’s been since we’ve watched an MST3K, it’s always relevant to quote.
(Cc @helmerroids.bsky.social)
(Cc @helmerroids.bsky.social)
May 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Traveling to Disney with my mom today and it truly doesn’t matter how long it’s been since we’ve watched an MST3K, it’s always relevant to quote.
(Cc @helmerroids.bsky.social)
(Cc @helmerroids.bsky.social)
Also why were furbies ever a thing, these are going to eat my soul while I’m sleeping tonight
May 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Also why were furbies ever a thing, these are going to eat my soul while I’m sleeping tonight
Does anyone want any sets of teenie beanie babies from McDonald’s from 1999? I apparently have all of them
May 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Does anyone want any sets of teenie beanie babies from McDonald’s from 1999? I apparently have all of them
This is about as much as they tolerate each other. Also Joy can’t see anything so she probably doesn’t even know Hamilton is laying in her room.
April 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is about as much as they tolerate each other. Also Joy can’t see anything so she probably doesn’t even know Hamilton is laying in her room.
It’s another MTG night; this is my hand and I played Omniscience after I took this photo and won
April 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It’s another MTG night; this is my hand and I played Omniscience after I took this photo and won