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Person A said, "There's something about smoking a joint or bowl and drinking a liquid IV that feels specifically like millennial burnout vibes." Person B replied, "I literally took 3 foot bong rips and chased it with propel and emergen-c."
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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medicine
a bacon egg and cheese bagel sandwich next to an iced coffee
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Three texts sent in a row: a thing of matcha pretty sure cheaper at Hung Vuong than anywhere else; Israel attacked Iran tonight like in the last hour; weird time to tell you there's gonna be a Spaceballs 2 in 2027.
June 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Pedro Pascal is wearing a tailored sleeveless top. It exposes his torso sides and allows you to see some of his back. His arm is slightly extended with his hand on a chair. The photo is captioned: Pedro, please, I have a family.
May 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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May the Fourth Be With You
Person 1: Do you think Hayden Christensen eats pussy? Sorry I'm high. Person 2: Hahahahahaha yes. Yes I do.
May 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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A Cubone stuffed animal is buckled into the passenger seat. He's a Pokémon with a skull mask and he carries a bone around.
April 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Bestie's bridal shower included everyone making their own teacup terrariums 🥹

Another day closer to the wedding!
A small succulent planted in a teacup is nestled around white pebbles with a ceramic mushroom house next to it. The tea cup and saucer are white with silver trim and blue flowers.
March 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Okay, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the ring to Mordor:

#DeliBoys
Mir Dar and Raj Dar from the TV show Deli Boys.
March 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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King from #TheOwlHouse gives #MagicKingdom at #Disneyworld a 10/10!

And he demands the imagineers stop being cowards and build a Boiling Isles section for him to reign over.
King from the Owl House visited Magic Kingdom. He's got yellow eyes with pink around his pupils. He's dark grey with a light grey belly. The tip half of his head, including the top of his mouth, is a skull. He's got two horns but one is broken off. King has a red collar on with a golden medal tag. Behind him is a clear blue sky, crowds of people, and Cinderella's castle. The castle is pink with gold trim and blue roofing.
January 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Shout out to the two cast members who appreciated the reference
Bobby Hill from the animated TV series King of the Hill is angrily shouting "That's my purse! I don't know you!" He has blonde hair and is wearing a blue t-shirt.
January 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Three spirits will visit. Merry Christmas.
Left to right: Fran, Bernard and Manny from the TV show Black Books
December 25, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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A meme says "me for the next two days at my parents house" and underneath the text is an image of Harper from the White Lotus. She is wearing a black bikini with a gold metal piece in the front. She's also wearing sunglasses, has her hair tied back, and what she says is edited to: "I don't watch Yellowstone"
December 25, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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I am too high for this
On the left is Stu Pickles from Rugrats and on the right is Spike from Cowboy Bebop. Both have disheveled hair, a yellow button shirt, a loose black tie, and a blue dress jacket on.
November 27, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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"You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?"
John Oliver is sitting down with Steamboat Willie behind him
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Me: Are you still stopping at Costco? Spouse: At some point. I didn't eat this morning so we are stopping to grab breakfast. Then I will be heading home. Me: Is there a Perkins nearby? Spouse: IHOP I replied to IHOP with an image of Elmo with his hands raised up behind a background of fire
September 7, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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gotta nap and rest up before hunting the red dot again
Grey kitty sleeping on a red blanket
July 14, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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Dallas Goldtooth shared on Threads:

NEWS: A dubbed version of the The Avengers in the Lakota language is now available on Disney +!!!!

This is a huge accomplishment in the effort to revitalize this criticaly endangered language.
A screenshot of Dallas Goldtooth posting:NEWS: A dubbed version of the The Avengers in the Lakota language is now available on Disney +!!!! This is a huge accomplishment in the effort to revitalize this criticaly endangered language.
June 14, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
The Belcher family from Bob's Burgers is sitting in their living room watching TV. Left to right: Gene, Tina, Linda, Bob, and Louise
January 13, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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Heero Yuy and Hook:
same hair
same does not smile
wrestler Hook standing in a ring Heero Yuy wearing a military officer coat
January 4, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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I think I figured out the origin of why I gravitate towards the emo boys who are quiet, sad and mysterious in stories:
Heero Yuy from Mobile Suit Gundam
January 4, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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The US Postal Service account posted on Threads: I'm just the social media manager I don't know where your package is. Shrug Emoticon.
December 21, 2023 at 11:41 AM
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My Scorpio Moon and Rising Sun may share an avatar that is Camille L'Espanaye
Camille L'Espanaye with her signature silver hair is sitting at her desk and talking
October 25, 2023 at 12:32 PM
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Hosting a campaign and want your guests to know where the bathroom is? Want them to know for sure the bathroom definitely does not have a door to a mimic? This Short Rest sign is currently available in my shop!
A wood burned sign says "short rest" underneath a toilet, two yellow eyes and monster teeth
September 30, 2023 at 2:51 PM
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good morning
A green praying mantis is climbing up exterior window trim towards the glass.
August 31, 2023 at 12:59 PM
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use me for cover
when things break
things shatter
Top of photo: paper template of Bray Wyatt's inverted death-head moth symbol with a red ring around it Bottom of photo: on a piece of raw wood is the moth symbol carbon traced to be wood burned
August 27, 2023 at 12:15 AM