Mike
frantic.org
Mike
@frantic.org
Coder at Sports Reference, Philly resident, he/him.

#!/usr/bin/perl for life.

And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?
This bit has me doubting the long-term viability of winning like this, but it's also why I think getting PG and McCain back will be really big for this team
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
September 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You ok Wendy’s?
September 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Then I decided to remember some Browns quarterbacks which was just depressing
September 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Remembered some 2000s Cleveland Indians
September 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
November 16, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Trying to figure out if the new kickoff rule is really changing much compared to years past through week 10 and.. not a ton? Looks like last year was a big outlier as far as kickoffs returned and we're back up to a slightly more normal level of those + a few extra yards per return but nothing huge.
November 12, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Reading the plot summary makes me feel like I might be losing my mind
October 22, 2024 at 9:19 PM
This is why whenever I search for anything I add "not for crime" at the end just in case.
October 18, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Search your camera roll for "hell"
October 10, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I don’t know what you’re talking about, love to answer my phone
October 8, 2024 at 5:09 PM
September 17, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Certified elder and the back pains to prove it.
September 17, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Stupid shit I made to get a laugh on work Slack, #2 in a series
September 13, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Somehow this photo is less cool than someone's pic of them standing next to Trebek though
September 4, 2024 at 4:51 PM
This is how you'll know they're really getting into the site
August 30, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Most AI is dumb as shit but I do like the image generators allowing me to add visual aids to the dumb jokes I make in my company Slack, totally worth the gallon of gas that was burned to make this beauty
August 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM
repping the bsky Phillies contingent
August 18, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
August 9, 2024 at 1:01 PM
everything’s cool at the Denver airport
July 20, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Fascinated by Facebook's decline into.. whatever Facebook is now, this AI sludge it showed me is a real winner.
June 25, 2024 at 6:38 PM
What if they evolved into goofy sitcom characters instead?
June 6, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Show a picture of you at 21 - me at Comfest 2002 (OK I had just turned 22 but still)
February 1, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Inside of you is one homer. what is your homer?
October 25, 2023 at 3:03 PM
both 4 and 8 here were called strikes. home plate got very wide in the 9th apparently.
October 21, 2023 at 3:39 AM