i’m only half clumsy…i trip and fall a lot but i do it elegantly like a lady

redownloaded this app where i have three followers so that i can tweet like a maniac for two days and then delete the app again. Being alive is a gift i cherish every god damn day.

ur not a real rebellious punk if u havent forsaken ur birthright and been exiled from ur home

grateful for bluesky…i rly needed somewhere to post dumb stuff no one’s looking at……yeah

showed up to the goofball contest but they asked me to leave. too goofy. wouldn’t have been fair to the other contestants. naturally i obliged

i am more valid than you can even imagine…

it’s always “come to my show” or “come to my poetry recital” and never “come to my open arms i receive you with love and cherish you” 😒

whenever i overconsume sodium, i get very specifically thirsty for fruit juice. water wont cut it no matter hiwow much i drink. i dont even usually like juice that much. why does this happen

catfishing a random tgirl from lex and one from grindr and making them bareknuckle fistfight each other

imm tweeting….im on blue sky and i am tweeting. she’s on bluesky, u guys, and she is tweeting