Becoming a real adult is realizing you do not need to shop at somewhere fancy and expensive just because you can. Nobody gives a shit.
December 18, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Becoming a real adult is realizing you do not need to shop at somewhere fancy and expensive just because you can. Nobody gives a shit.
It’s my birthday!!!!!
December 14, 2024 at 5:26 PM
It’s my birthday!!!!!
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Check in on your Italian friends today. Cook them a big pot of sauce on the stove for 10 hours. Make sure they have some marble to chisel
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Check in on your Italian friends today. Cook them a big pot of sauce on the stove for 10 hours. Make sure they have some marble to chisel
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.
December 9, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.
JJ Watt is the Steelers version of Taylor Swift
December 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
JJ Watt is the Steelers version of Taylor Swift
First time I ever walked in to a Micro Center and I feel like I walked in to a “I Think You Should Leave” bit
December 7, 2024 at 11:04 PM
First time I ever walked in to a Micro Center and I feel like I walked in to a “I Think You Should Leave” bit
Michaels Spotify wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Michaels Spotify wrapped
Since when did Bluesky get a car wash
December 5, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Since when did Bluesky get a car wash
Jeffree Star just announced he’s doing 🌽 …. Shit is wild man lol
December 3, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Jeffree Star just announced he’s doing 🌽 …. Shit is wild man lol
you know when someone is actively lying about something they don’t need to lie about
December 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
you know when someone is actively lying about something they don’t need to lie about
rich people are so funny. They’re like, please add this fish aquarium inside of my wall that’s see through on the entire first floor but also I am going to sell my house before I finish it for $1.6m because I’m upside down
November 29, 2024 at 10:37 PM
rich people are so funny. They’re like, please add this fish aquarium inside of my wall that’s see through on the entire first floor but also I am going to sell my house before I finish it for $1.6m because I’m upside down
I gotta be the only person who will be traveling somewhere and soon as I get there, I want to go home and not be at the place I’m visiting lol
November 27, 2024 at 6:11 AM
I gotta be the only person who will be traveling somewhere and soon as I get there, I want to go home and not be at the place I’m visiting lol
people that don’t know me well enough will see me share a meme and take it personally when honestly I just think it’s fucking hilarious, no relation to me. Lmao
November 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
people that don’t know me well enough will see me share a meme and take it personally when honestly I just think it’s fucking hilarious, no relation to me. Lmao
absolutely crazy how TSSF was one of the worst bands I ever saw live in 2017 and this year they may be the best I’ve ever seen. No chit chat just fucking ripping through 22 songs straight like hell yeah
November 24, 2024 at 7:40 AM
absolutely crazy how TSSF was one of the worst bands I ever saw live in 2017 and this year they may be the best I’ve ever seen. No chit chat just fucking ripping through 22 songs straight like hell yeah
Listening to Navy Blue by TSSF to stop the disassociation
November 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Listening to Navy Blue by TSSF to stop the disassociation
Today we find out what the story so far’s setlist will be
November 21, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Today we find out what the story so far’s setlist will be
Do you know how special it is when you consider someone a close friend and they return the confirmation of mutual feeling? Rad
November 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Do you know how special it is when you consider someone a close friend and they return the confirmation of mutual feeling? Rad
People don’t like deodorant because they hear the word “rodent” and get scared
November 20, 2024 at 5:40 AM
People don’t like deodorant because they hear the word “rodent” and get scared
AAA pass and security goes “that doesn’t grant you access to anything except the after party”
bro what fucking after party it is NOT the 80’s
bro what fucking after party it is NOT the 80’s
November 20, 2024 at 1:53 AM
AAA pass and security goes “that doesn’t grant you access to anything except the after party”
bro what fucking after party it is NOT the 80’s
bro what fucking after party it is NOT the 80’s
I feel like Elon collects lint underneath his stomach rolls
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I feel like Elon collects lint underneath his stomach rolls