Frank Rovzar
@frankrozvar.bsky.social
Just this guy, sailing the seas of fate, spreading humor and sarcasm like it was confetti on New Year's Eve.
"Every other day at 3 pm sharp, Mrs. Williamson bustled in and dusted like her life depended on it, and swirled out in a cloud of dust and Windex. Other than her, the silence was absolute."
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
"Every other day at 3 pm sharp, Mrs. Williamson bustled in and dusted like her life depended on it, and swirled out in a cloud of dust and Windex. Other than her, the silence was absolute."
I think I'll stick with my arsenic vaporizer for now, but I wish you the best with your endeavors!
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I think I'll stick with my arsenic vaporizer for now, but I wish you the best with your endeavors!
It seems odd to me that the persecution and threats usually unleashed toward a perceived 'enemy' of Trump hasn't visibly affected Jack Smith. Of course, he looks like the kind of person who'd enjoy violently defending his home against crazy MAGA zombies.
January 1, 2026 at 6:56 AM
It seems odd to me that the persecution and threats usually unleashed toward a perceived 'enemy' of Trump hasn't visibly affected Jack Smith. Of course, he looks like the kind of person who'd enjoy violently defending his home against crazy MAGA zombies.
I'm sure it's just an oversight; it'll correct itself soon, right??
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 AM
I'm sure it's just an oversight; it'll correct itself soon, right??
My half-full bottle of Captain Morgan says hi.
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
My half-full bottle of Captain Morgan says hi.
Wheel of Fortune was never enough for a guy with those skills. 😁
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Wheel of Fortune was never enough for a guy with those skills. 😁
Putting words on a piece of paper, or a digital piece of paper, is really an amazing feat of creativity and dogged resilience, mixed with a large dash of self-flagellation. I've always had the words in me, but never the determination. I salute you. 🍸🍪
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Putting words on a piece of paper, or a digital piece of paper, is really an amazing feat of creativity and dogged resilience, mixed with a large dash of self-flagellation. I've always had the words in me, but never the determination. I salute you. 🍸🍪
Just close your eyes, center your chi (whatever that is), and astrally project your immortal soul into the body of Pam Bondi or some other government official. Voila!! Of course, if you're going for 'idiot', that might be an overcorrection.
December 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just close your eyes, center your chi (whatever that is), and astrally project your immortal soul into the body of Pam Bondi or some other government official. Voila!! Of course, if you're going for 'idiot', that might be an overcorrection.
Exactly what kind of edger was he using? Poulan, I'd hope.
I'm giving up on a "Gooner/Goonies" joke. I'll try again later.
I'm giving up on a "Gooner/Goonies" joke. I'll try again later.
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Exactly what kind of edger was he using? Poulan, I'd hope.
I'm giving up on a "Gooner/Goonies" joke. I'll try again later.
I'm giving up on a "Gooner/Goonies" joke. I'll try again later.
Absolutely. A silly throwaway line from George Clooney to Matt Damon in Oceans 11 was, "The nose plays". And her larger-than-normal nose was really her best feature. They should have had a funeral for it.
December 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Absolutely. A silly throwaway line from George Clooney to Matt Damon in Oceans 11 was, "The nose plays". And her larger-than-normal nose was really her best feature. They should have had a funeral for it.
You're not fooling anyone with your high and mighty acronyms....unless you just fooled me, in which case, never mind. 😁
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You're not fooling anyone with your high and mighty acronyms....unless you just fooled me, in which case, never mind. 😁
Who will you hire as your lead council? Tinker Bell?
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Who will you hire as your lead council? Tinker Bell?
Keep those extra pliers hidden, but handy.
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Keep those extra pliers hidden, but handy.
Let go? Dragged? I, on the other hand, will continue my journey while duct taped to the rear bumper, as the exhaust keeps me warm...and feeling fuzzy.
December 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Let go? Dragged? I, on the other hand, will continue my journey while duct taped to the rear bumper, as the exhaust keeps me warm...and feeling fuzzy.
Hydrate....FYI, my bottle of rum says that water is the main ingredient. How fortunate!!
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hydrate....FYI, my bottle of rum says that water is the main ingredient. How fortunate!!
According to the collage, your right eyeballs is coming along nicely.
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
According to the collage, your right eyeballs is coming along nicely.
2029? That kind of sounds overly optimistic to me. 😁
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
2029? That kind of sounds overly optimistic to me. 😁
"Reubens By Riker". Do not, under any circumstances, ask what the sandwich sauce is made of.
December 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"Reubens By Riker". Do not, under any circumstances, ask what the sandwich sauce is made of.
I got rid of my phone recently, but went through withdrawals...so I bought an Etch-A-Sketch. Problem solved.
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I got rid of my phone recently, but went through withdrawals...so I bought an Etch-A-Sketch. Problem solved.
Geez...the dumpster in the basement is gonna be hard to roll away after that.
December 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Geez...the dumpster in the basement is gonna be hard to roll away after that.
I just hope you own that clarinet....cleaning charges for a rental unit could be more than the spectacle is even worth.
December 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I just hope you own that clarinet....cleaning charges for a rental unit could be more than the spectacle is even worth.
After I'm dead, I suspect that I will be less worried than ever about whether anyone, friend OR foe, will remember any of the silliness that's escaped my lips.
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
After I'm dead, I suspect that I will be less worried than ever about whether anyone, friend OR foe, will remember any of the silliness that's escaped my lips.
Dammit, go ahead and post something so you can tell us if it worked!!
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Dammit, go ahead and post something so you can tell us if it worked!!
As a kid, I was told about this book, but I really didn't want to read a book about a donkey named Hotey. Boy was i surprised...!
December 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
As a kid, I was told about this book, but I really didn't want to read a book about a donkey named Hotey. Boy was i surprised...!