Frank Pittarese 🏳️🌈
@frankpittarese.bsky.social
Former DC & Marvel Comics editor, looking for freelance work (comics editing, story editing, screenplay review). Co-host of The Video Verdict podcast, lover of horror movies, and avid TV-watcher. I have opinions about stuff.
Thought I’d post this thing I made nine years ago(!) one last time…
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Thought I’d post this thing I made nine years ago(!) one last time…
It doesn’t come close to the unexpected thrill ride that was Barbarian, but Zach Cregger delivered once again!
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It doesn’t come close to the unexpected thrill ride that was Barbarian, but Zach Cregger delivered once again!
This janky chicken mascot on The Amazing Race is EVERYTHING! #AmazingRace
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This janky chicken mascot on The Amazing Race is EVERYTHING! #AmazingRace
Repost with an iconic fictional band:
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band:
We will someday regret not burning this shit to the ground.
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
We will someday regret not burning this shit to the ground.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”
Post a witch 🧹
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Post a witch 🧹
Big Mike, Little Chuck.
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Big Mike, Little Chuck.
How’s your head?
October 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
How’s your head?
Donald Sutherland in witch-drag! 💖
October 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Donald Sutherland in witch-drag! 💖
October Movie 7:
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Sequel (of sorts)/reboot that doesn’t hold a candle to the original. Tacky, hollow, and flavorless. Every choice is a bad one, and the shallow desperation to rip off Scream is especially irksome. Feh.
Grade: D+
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Sequel (of sorts)/reboot that doesn’t hold a candle to the original. Tacky, hollow, and flavorless. Every choice is a bad one, and the shallow desperation to rip off Scream is especially irksome. Feh.
Grade: D+
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
October Movie 7:
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Sequel (of sorts)/reboot that doesn’t hold a candle to the original. Tacky, hollow, and flavorless. Every choice is a bad one, and the shallow desperation to rip off Scream is especially irksome. Feh.
Grade: D+
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Sequel (of sorts)/reboot that doesn’t hold a candle to the original. Tacky, hollow, and flavorless. Every choice is a bad one, and the shallow desperation to rip off Scream is especially irksome. Feh.
Grade: D+
October Movie 6:
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Gritty true crime vibe, with a few intense sequences amplified by a vibe of docudrama authenticity. Some comic relief bits distract, but they’re not too bad. Strengthened by its ambiguity and period setting. Grade: B
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Gritty true crime vibe, with a few intense sequences amplified by a vibe of docudrama authenticity. Some comic relief bits distract, but they’re not too bad. Strengthened by its ambiguity and period setting. Grade: B
October 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
October Movie 6:
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Gritty true crime vibe, with a few intense sequences amplified by a vibe of docudrama authenticity. Some comic relief bits distract, but they’re not too bad. Strengthened by its ambiguity and period setting. Grade: B
The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Gritty true crime vibe, with a few intense sequences amplified by a vibe of docudrama authenticity. Some comic relief bits distract, but they’re not too bad. Strengthened by its ambiguity and period setting. Grade: B
Halloween-fest Movie 5:
V/H/S/Halloween
Five often flawed entries and a decent framing sequence don’t showcase the best work in the franchise. There are no standouts, nothing sings. It’s…fine enough, but these folks need story editors. (I’m available.) Grade: B-
V/H/S/Halloween
Five often flawed entries and a decent framing sequence don’t showcase the best work in the franchise. There are no standouts, nothing sings. It’s…fine enough, but these folks need story editors. (I’m available.) Grade: B-
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Halloween-fest Movie 5:
V/H/S/Halloween
Five often flawed entries and a decent framing sequence don’t showcase the best work in the franchise. There are no standouts, nothing sings. It’s…fine enough, but these folks need story editors. (I’m available.) Grade: B-
V/H/S/Halloween
Five often flawed entries and a decent framing sequence don’t showcase the best work in the franchise. There are no standouts, nothing sings. It’s…fine enough, but these folks need story editors. (I’m available.) Grade: B-
Halloween-fest Movie 4: Bring Her Back
A slow-burn supernatural thriller that’s (intentionally) frustrating at times, but nevertheless unsettling and surprisingly emotional. Worth the time (unless you’re squeamish about kids in danger because ooooh, boy!). Grade: B+
A slow-burn supernatural thriller that’s (intentionally) frustrating at times, but nevertheless unsettling and surprisingly emotional. Worth the time (unless you’re squeamish about kids in danger because ooooh, boy!). Grade: B+
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Halloween-fest Movie 4: Bring Her Back
A slow-burn supernatural thriller that’s (intentionally) frustrating at times, but nevertheless unsettling and surprisingly emotional. Worth the time (unless you’re squeamish about kids in danger because ooooh, boy!). Grade: B+
A slow-burn supernatural thriller that’s (intentionally) frustrating at times, but nevertheless unsettling and surprisingly emotional. Worth the time (unless you’re squeamish about kids in danger because ooooh, boy!). Grade: B+
Halloween-fest Movie 3:
Mostly tedious, totally basic, and more than a bit slimy, given what happened off-camera. Grade: C-
Mostly tedious, totally basic, and more than a bit slimy, given what happened off-camera. Grade: C-
October 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Halloween-fest Movie 3:
Mostly tedious, totally basic, and more than a bit slimy, given what happened off-camera. Grade: C-
Mostly tedious, totally basic, and more than a bit slimy, given what happened off-camera. Grade: C-
Halloween-fest Movie 2:
Stylish, better than expected, and Langella is great—but the muted colors are a slight ding. Grade: B
Stylish, better than expected, and Langella is great—but the muted colors are a slight ding. Grade: B
October 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Halloween-fest Movie 2:
Stylish, better than expected, and Langella is great—but the muted colors are a slight ding. Grade: B
Stylish, better than expected, and Langella is great—but the muted colors are a slight ding. Grade: B
Halloween-fest Movie 1:
Over the top, sometimes silly, but still thrilling in spots. Grade: B
Over the top, sometimes silly, but still thrilling in spots. Grade: B
October 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Halloween-fest Movie 1:
Over the top, sometimes silly, but still thrilling in spots. Grade: B
Over the top, sometimes silly, but still thrilling in spots. Grade: B
New shirt alert!
October 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
New shirt alert!
*Garden, not Gardens. Gardens, as we know, are Grey. 😁
October 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
*Garden, not Gardens. Gardens, as we know, are Grey. 😁
This show was my very first concert ever. What was YOURS?
Bryan Adams, the Reckless Tour, 1985–when a ticket at Madison Square Gardens cost a mere $16.50!
Bryan Adams, the Reckless Tour, 1985–when a ticket at Madison Square Gardens cost a mere $16.50!
October 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This show was my very first concert ever. What was YOURS?
Bryan Adams, the Reckless Tour, 1985–when a ticket at Madison Square Gardens cost a mere $16.50!
Bryan Adams, the Reckless Tour, 1985–when a ticket at Madison Square Gardens cost a mere $16.50!
Have any other followers of @mrjoncryer.bsky.social received DMs from this guy—who claims to be Cryer’s social media assistant—asking about financial investments? He’s workin’ hard at selling me a line of bullshit, so heads up!
October 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Have any other followers of @mrjoncryer.bsky.social received DMs from this guy—who claims to be Cryer’s social media assistant—asking about financial investments? He’s workin’ hard at selling me a line of bullshit, so heads up!