One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Having a degree in history has been the best thing I've done it does however make life hard when the world is going up in flames.

someday I want a prequel that’s like “they became brothers by being born siblings” “she acquired her hat by buying it in a hat store” “he got his name because his parents named him that”

george orwell up in heaven like "wait did anyone actually read my fuckin books"