Only in Florida could “Florida Crystals” mean either sugar for your coffee… or something that gets you a court date. 🍬💎🌴

#FloridaCrystals #SweetOrSketchy #OnlyInFlorida #BlessYourHeartFlorida #SugarAndSpice #SunshineStateOfMind

Day 109 of Duolingo: successfully translated this backpack… and yes, it says school. 💼📚
Now I’m just waiting for the lesson on “Why is this made of Crocs?” 🐊🤔

#Bilingualish
#DuolingoWin #Escuela #BilingualVibes #BackpackGoals #CrocLife #FashionOrFelony #LanguageLearning #DuolingoStreak

Welcome to Florida: where sunscreen is optional, flip-flops are formalwear, and apparently people still need a reminder not to bring their Glock through TSA. ✈️🔫🌴 #OnlyInFlorida #GunshineState #TSAProblems #PackTheFun #FloridaManStarterPack #AirportAdventures #SafetyFirst #BlessYourHeartFlorida

Start your week with strong boundaries and low expectations.
I’m not mad, I’m just declining.
#TheDecliners #ThanksButNoThanks #BlueskyMondays

I stopped watching @realbillmaher.bsky.social years ago because I find him to be such an insufferable out of touch prick and who tends to provide a platform for crazy hateful bullshit that borders on dangerous.

I checked in today to see what he had to say about the L.A. Wildfires.

What
A
Prick