My daughter is reading One Day after my recommendation. She’s 100 pages from the end and isn’t sure she wants Dex and Emma to get together. I’m waiting for a text now. I’ll probably have to apologise. Great writing can really hit you hard.

Xxxxxx is now following you
Me: great! I wonder who it is?
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Oh. A porn bot 🙄

I spent half an hour explaining to my son yesterday while driving him back to university why I disagreed with him and that the licence fee is in fact worth every penny, but f*** me @bbc you can sometimes try the patience of a saint! How is it news that one tw*t doesn’t really rate another tw*t?

Jesus and Mary Chain tonight in Southampton were awesome

The Cure live on YouTube right now is fucking brilliant! God I wish I was there

@luketryl.bsky.social it’s not true that a teacher has to declare receipt of a box of chocolates. Why on earth would you claim that?

I work away and stay in hotels during the week. I leave the telly on as it helps me sleep. Last night I awoke briefly just as Trump talked about immigrants eating cats and dogs. Remembered it when I woke up this morning and assumed it had been a weird dream

Lee Carsley again playing TAA and for that reason, I’m out

The elephant in the room is that KH is not a good candidate to be POTUS. I hope to fuck she wins over the mango Mussolini, but if she doesn’t, it won’t be surprising because she’s just not that impressive. She’s no Bartlet, that’s for sure.

Hats off to Amol Rajan for an excellent interview with Tony Blair. Brilliant and incisive questions which have brought out the best of Blair, requiring him to be thoughtful, reflective and self-analytical. A masterclass in political interviewing.

Pixies at Victorious festival yesterday. Still immense 34 years after first seeing them.

Blimey! Did the mango Mussolini really just welcome RFK Jr. onto the stage with a promise to release the JFK assassination documents?

Left twitter. Can’t do Musk anymore. Hope this place becomes great