Ever since I got cats, I love the way I seem to interrupt all my telephone conversations with random non sequiturs, like "Hi mum, I'm just finishing up a meeting and... DON'T YOU DARE VOMIT ON MY OTTOMAN!" or "Good morning, I'm calling in relation to... DID YOU JUST PEE? ARE YOU PEEING RIGHT NOW?

My beloved cloverkitty is at the dentist today and I'm so anxious for her. Please send good vibes.

So far my bluesky feed is mostly cats and people commenting on how there are so many cats. Hoping I can start the trend of people commenting on the number of people commenting on all the cats.

Here are photos of my cats being disgustingly cute. You're welcome.

Am here but have not yet interacted. But hi! I'm Frankie! I do many things and finish none of them.