Johnny Miller
@frankfurter89.bsky.social
Lukewarm takes and room temp white claws. Proud wife guy and bunny dad. Hot dog and Willie Nelson enthusiast.
Why is no one talking about Waylon Jennings as a guitar picker?
October 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Why is no one talking about Waylon Jennings as a guitar picker?
In 1776, Yankee Doodle must’ve hit as hard as Pink Pony Club does today
September 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
In 1776, Yankee Doodle must’ve hit as hard as Pink Pony Club does today
Black Hawk Down is a nerd’s dream. You got Legolas, Lucius Malfoy, Obi-Wan, Nero from Star Trek and Jaime Lannister in the same goddamn joint?
September 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Black Hawk Down is a nerd’s dream. You got Legolas, Lucius Malfoy, Obi-Wan, Nero from Star Trek and Jaime Lannister in the same goddamn joint?
Without the Doors, Jim Morrison would’ve just been another open mic poet getting pity snaps every other Tuesday evening
September 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Without the Doors, Jim Morrison would’ve just been another open mic poet getting pity snaps every other Tuesday evening
Barry White might be responsible for more kids than Genghis Khan
July 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Barry White might be responsible for more kids than Genghis Khan
Joseph wasn’t a step dad, he was the dad who stepped up….
He did leave Jesus at that marketplace though….
He did leave Jesus at that marketplace though….
July 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Joseph wasn’t a step dad, he was the dad who stepped up….
He did leave Jesus at that marketplace though….
He did leave Jesus at that marketplace though….
At least the Allie’s were able to break through the Siegfried line before the krauts were able to finish construction on the Roy line
June 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
At least the Allie’s were able to break through the Siegfried line before the krauts were able to finish construction on the Roy line
America hasn’t been the “good guy” since 1945, and even that’s stretching the definition of good guy.
By a lot….
By a lot….
May 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
America hasn’t been the “good guy” since 1945, and even that’s stretching the definition of good guy.
By a lot….
By a lot….
Why in the blessed name of fuck do we have to watch a YouTube ad before a video some jagoff took of a concert on his cell phone
May 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Why in the blessed name of fuck do we have to watch a YouTube ad before a video some jagoff took of a concert on his cell phone
How the fuck does Billie Joe Armstrong look younger at 53 than I do at 36?
May 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
How the fuck does Billie Joe Armstrong look younger at 53 than I do at 36?
A good half CSI is just black lighting semen stains
April 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
A good half CSI is just black lighting semen stains
Ghost is the band that H.I.M. wished they were
April 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Ghost is the band that H.I.M. wished they were
I guess the point of this hoobastank video is that they’re all thieves and liars
April 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I guess the point of this hoobastank video is that they’re all thieves and liars
Why are two completely different songs that are both called “dancing in the moonlight” and are both two of my favorite songs
April 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Why are two completely different songs that are both called “dancing in the moonlight” and are both two of my favorite songs
@ajlandzaad.bsky.social fuck you Gary Moore, I can’t ever do a guitar harmony without someone saying “fuck dude, that sounds like Thin Lizzy!!”
April 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
@ajlandzaad.bsky.social fuck you Gary Moore, I can’t ever do a guitar harmony without someone saying “fuck dude, that sounds like Thin Lizzy!!”
How did Elon misunderstand every single piece of sci-fi he ever absorbed? Oh yeah, that’s right, he’s a fucking dolt
April 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
How did Elon misunderstand every single piece of sci-fi he ever absorbed? Oh yeah, that’s right, he’s a fucking dolt
Alex Jones is out here doing impressions of Palpatine and Sauron and he wants me to think he’s the good guy? Miss me with that shit
April 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Alex Jones is out here doing impressions of Palpatine and Sauron and he wants me to think he’s the good guy? Miss me with that shit
I can’t even begin to imagine the weight on Jake Lloyd’s shoulders. You’re nine years old and you have to STAR in a Star Wars movie? Fuck that noise, I’ll be over here with my blocks and finger paints
April 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I can’t even begin to imagine the weight on Jake Lloyd’s shoulders. You’re nine years old and you have to STAR in a Star Wars movie? Fuck that noise, I’ll be over here with my blocks and finger paints
Do you love Fear Thy Neighbor but think that those pesky property lines keep the tension too far apart? We’ll have no fear, Fear Thy Roommate is the show for you!
March 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Do you love Fear Thy Neighbor but think that those pesky property lines keep the tension too far apart? We’ll have no fear, Fear Thy Roommate is the show for you!
The Band of Brothers intro was a tad bit long, The Pacific’s was pushing it, but the intro for Masters of the Air takes up half the episode
March 29, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The Band of Brothers intro was a tad bit long, The Pacific’s was pushing it, but the intro for Masters of the Air takes up half the episode
I can’t hear Fortunate Son or All Along the Watchtower without making helicopter sounds in my head
March 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I can’t hear Fortunate Son or All Along the Watchtower without making helicopter sounds in my head
In my younger days, I was the friend that was into all the “hip” bands. As an adult, I just keep listening to Toto
March 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
In my younger days, I was the friend that was into all the “hip” bands. As an adult, I just keep listening to Toto
I don’t care for Rush. If I wanted to listen to math, I would’ve gotten better grades in high school
March 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I don’t care for Rush. If I wanted to listen to math, I would’ve gotten better grades in high school
How come nature never seems to call in action movies? Are you trying to tell me that Brian Mills never once had to take a peeps while burning down Paris?
March 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
How come nature never seems to call in action movies? Are you trying to tell me that Brian Mills never once had to take a peeps while burning down Paris?
He’s a free range Angus
March 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
He’s a free range Angus