That'll do, Dog. That'll do.

Save them yourself and stop shoving them into ridiculous shoes.

Judge stopped deployment of the Oregon national guard... so Trump admin plans to send in the California national guard instead? Uh....

Why is one of her tits so much larger than the other one?

My cat meows at me because she must have someone observe her at the dish and stroke her head before she can eat.

and then master the difference between flaunt and flout.

Still not gonna fly. The airlines are abusive to their passengers.

Reading the prince: Heart Shaped Box by Joe Hill.

Well, given the size of Trump's ass it seems appropriate.

Why does anyone watch 24-hour news channels?

They should never have gone past the first book... and never named the protagonist. Part of the greatness of the story is she was nobody special. Just another woman caught in a system. Identity erased.

Yo, Barack! If you want to really protect your legacy, fucking get off your well-compensated ass and SAY SOMETHING.