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Leaving Bluesky for good. Lack of an edit function is a deal breaker for me. After waiting literal years, I have finally given up hoping Bluesky will ever implement it.

Slowly deleting all of my posts and then finally the app off my devices.
Nearly a decade and he still only has a concept of a plan (and the concept is fucking garbage)
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Trump was going to end the war in Ukraine in Jan.... You can NEVER trust a "Trump Timeline"™️, it's all performance
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
At least Manitoba has more than one different parties MP in Parliament, Saskatchewan is so deeply Gerrymandered it's next to impossible for anyone who isn't CPC to work for us in Ottawa.

I guess we do have a single Liberal MP, but it's not much lol
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
No point mentioning Saskatchewan in this graph I guess, we're more of a conservative stronghold than even Alberta 🤷
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Should have looked before posting the exact same gif lol

Woop woop, thank you for your attention to this matter!!
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is why I don't get my news from memes, they're always misleading
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Yeah I'll believe it when I see it, you absolutely can never trust a 'Trump Timeline"™️
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
And lower quality food at that, but who's paying attention anyways 🤷
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I was honestly susprised Sask was this 'low' but I'm going to chalk it up to poor reporting.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm honestly susprised Saskatchewan is so 'low' on that list, but I think I'll chalk that up to poor reporting
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Well fuck, I hadn't even though about that...

Always thought it was a bit strange having a big band come to the middle of rural Saskatchewan, most tours just skip over the praries in favor of actual population centers, must have been their seventh or eithth trip back to us by that point 😏
a cartoon character with a beard and a pink shirt holds his hand to his forehead
ALT: a cartoon character with a beard and a pink shirt holds his hand to his forehead
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
First concert I ever went to was the Dookie tour.... And I'm old as fuck, but not THAT old 🤣😂🤣
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Wait just a minute now... Something doesn't quite add up here 🤔
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"I won't be able to send your money fast enough" after a month of not paying them 🤣😂🤣
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I never understood why Democrats originally tried to push this clown
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America 🤣😂🤣

Can you believe tens of millions of people voted for this guy... Twice 🤣😂🤣
donald trump says they 're eating the dogs
ALT: donald trump says they 're eating the dogs
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I was instantly reminded of Donald on the Howard Stern show a couple decades back bragging about how he watched a man bleed out on the Mar a Lago marble floors.

The guy truly believes empathy is a weakness... And he's running the most powerful military nation in the world
Trump to Stern on how disgusting a guy dying at Mar-a-Lago was. Worried blood on his marble floors.
YouTube video by Serene
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Instantly reminded me of the time twenty or so odd years ago when Donald bragged on the Howard Stern show about how disgusted he was when a man fell and cracked his head open at Mar a Lago, then again bragged about how he didn't even bother to call him to check if he was OK

And of course, marble 🤣
Trump to Stern on how disgusting a guy dying at Mar-a-Lago was. Worried blood on his marble floors.
YouTube video by Serene
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When Trump says it's the "new golden age", he's not referring to life for everyday Americans, he's referring to his oligarchy.

The only people who will benefit off his administration are his political allies and the billionaire class
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This line sums up their support perfectly...

They were OK with the gaslighting before, but it stops when it affects them personally
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Turns out, it was Luigi
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reminds me of the time donald bragged on Howard Stern about how he not only watched a man bleed out on Mar a Lago's marble floors, but then doubled down and bragged about how he DIDN'T call the next day to check up on the guy
Trump to Stern on how disgusting a guy dying at Mar-a-Lago was. Worried blood on his marble floors.
YouTube video by Serene
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I was instantly reminded of that time he was on the Howard Stern show and bragged about doing nothing while a man bled out on the marble floor at Mar a Lago right in front of him.
Trump to Stern on how disgusting a guy dying at Mar-a-Lago was. Worried blood on his marble floors.
YouTube video by Serene
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM