Frankels Von Ditto
@frankels.bsky.social
I spoke with Jesus today and he told me personally that he hates American “Christians” and that they can kiss his ass. He also said “stop it with the eyeblack crosses athletes, that’s fucked up”. It’s true.
Even if Jesus was the savior, he would’ve despised what “Christianity” has become and would loathe conservatives.
February 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Even if Jesus was the savior, he would’ve despised what “Christianity” has become and would loathe conservatives.
What in the…! Trouble brewing or brewed already!
February 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
What in the…! Trouble brewing or brewed already!
Holy Mike Johnson or as Jeff Tiedrich calls him “perpetual god botherer holy Mike Johnson” has some kind of law degree from Saint Infectious’ School for Troubled Boys (or some shit) so, does he know he’s lying and is purposely lying or is he just a legal flunky?
February 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Holy Mike Johnson or as Jeff Tiedrich calls him “perpetual god botherer holy Mike Johnson” has some kind of law degree from Saint Infectious’ School for Troubled Boys (or some shit) so, does he know he’s lying and is purposely lying or is he just a legal flunky?
A Hasbro classic!
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
A Hasbro classic!
Luigi’s A/C and Heating, “they’ll find your problem and put an end to it!”
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Luigi’s A/C and Heating, “they’ll find your problem and put an end to it!”
Of course, for the love of Luigi!
February 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Of course, for the love of Luigi!
There exists no truer love than Carney love!
February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
There exists no truer love than Carney love!
He’s right to worry!
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
He’s right to worry!
By the way, where are the Epstein files? And did you notice, suddenly the fuhrer doesn’t care about Venezuelan drug cartels… 🤔
January 30, 2026 at 4:29 PM
By the way, where are the Epstein files? And did you notice, suddenly the fuhrer doesn’t care about Venezuelan drug cartels… 🤔
Yes, we will fight back against the fuhrer tRump and president Miller, goodness wins over evil!
January 30, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Yes, we will fight back against the fuhrer tRump and president Miller, goodness wins over evil!
Do you sell an abridged pocket version by any chance?
January 29, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Do you sell an abridged pocket version by any chance?
Mr. Conway explained the horror of these murders succinctly and who’s culpable and also the solution: Congress should immediately impeach trump and his cabinet.
January 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Mr. Conway explained the horror of these murders succinctly and who’s culpable and also the solution: Congress should immediately impeach trump and his cabinet.
Twisting themselves into and out of contradictory knots is how MAGAs do yoga.
January 25, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Twisting themselves into and out of contradictory knots is how MAGAs do yoga.
You can sure tell Bovino & Miller are the little fellas that were stuffed into lockers in high school.
January 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
You can sure tell Bovino & Miller are the little fellas that were stuffed into lockers in high school.
Too bad his lard ass won’t be alive to see his shitty mar-a-lago social club underwater from climate change. You know who knows climate change is legit science? Your insurance company, the military and your oil executives.
January 24, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Too bad his lard ass won’t be alive to see his shitty mar-a-lago social club underwater from climate change. You know who knows climate change is legit science? Your insurance company, the military and your oil executives.
I wish a complete shutdown of Minneapolis was possible. No work, school, no money spent, streets empty, vulnerable protected and in hiding. Make it a ghost town, break the financial backs of corporations in the process. It would hurt, but in America, and now more than ever, only money talks.
January 24, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I wish a complete shutdown of Minneapolis was possible. No work, school, no money spent, streets empty, vulnerable protected and in hiding. Make it a ghost town, break the financial backs of corporations in the process. It would hurt, but in America, and now more than ever, only money talks.
Yes and even if you have an app that identifies “Evil Fucker” corporations it’s hard for them to keep up with all the evil fuckers and their fuckery! My default setting is: most likely evil fuckers.
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Yes and even if you have an app that identifies “Evil Fucker” corporations it’s hard for them to keep up with all the evil fuckers and their fuckery! My default setting is: most likely evil fuckers.
Exactly! Thank you for your sanity Allison!
January 24, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Exactly! Thank you for your sanity Allison!
He’s mentally dead, he likely smells dead but unfortunately, the zombie continues to zombie. 😡
January 22, 2026 at 9:42 PM
He’s mentally dead, he likely smells dead but unfortunately, the zombie continues to zombie. 😡
Holy shit, that’s so funny, it’s like a doggie comedy skit!
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Holy shit, that’s so funny, it’s like a doggie comedy skit!
Every democracy needs at minimum 1 actual Carney right now. If you can’t get a 100% grade Carney, you’ll need to find four 25% grade Carneys just to try and remain viable but you still won’t have a complete Carney! Treat your democracy with great care, lest you elect an orange grifter, baby-man.
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Every democracy needs at minimum 1 actual Carney right now. If you can’t get a 100% grade Carney, you’ll need to find four 25% grade Carneys just to try and remain viable but you still won’t have a complete Carney! Treat your democracy with great care, lest you elect an orange grifter, baby-man.