Frank D
@frankd3.bsky.social
Haiku aficionado and arcane history buff with a fierce music addiction. Somewhat to the left of Eugene V Debs and generally well intentioned.
Was once a bartender of some acclaim until New Orleans cured me of that affliction. The irony is not lost on me.
Was once a bartender of some acclaim until New Orleans cured me of that affliction. The irony is not lost on me.
Wow, California is being invaded and the silence on Bluesky is deafening.
Alas.
Alas.
June 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Wow, California is being invaded and the silence on Bluesky is deafening.
Alas.
Alas.
Haiku #1819
Buy American
Except the president
He’s already bought.
Buy American
Except the president
He’s already bought.
May 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Haiku #1819
Buy American
Except the president
He’s already bought.
Buy American
Except the president
He’s already bought.
Haiku #1790
Help me out, Jesus
Was Eve a DEI hire
Or was that Adam?
Help me out, Jesus
Was Eve a DEI hire
Or was that Adam?
April 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Haiku #1790
Help me out, Jesus
Was Eve a DEI hire
Or was that Adam?
Help me out, Jesus
Was Eve a DEI hire
Or was that Adam?
Haiku #1753
Vlad Putinesca
Poison*, beets, vodka, crushed dreams
Served over despair.
*Polunium, an old Vlad favorite, in point of fact. But the syllables were…unmanageable.
Vlad Putinesca
Poison*, beets, vodka, crushed dreams
Served over despair.
*Polunium, an old Vlad favorite, in point of fact. But the syllables were…unmanageable.
March 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Haiku #1753
Vlad Putinesca
Poison*, beets, vodka, crushed dreams
Served over despair.
*Polunium, an old Vlad favorite, in point of fact. But the syllables were…unmanageable.
Vlad Putinesca
Poison*, beets, vodka, crushed dreams
Served over despair.
*Polunium, an old Vlad favorite, in point of fact. But the syllables were…unmanageable.
Haiku #1751
Kennedy Center
New lineup is Scott Baio
Performing Les Miz.
Kennedy Center
New lineup is Scott Baio
Performing Les Miz.
March 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Haiku #1751
Kennedy Center
New lineup is Scott Baio
Performing Les Miz.
Kennedy Center
New lineup is Scott Baio
Performing Les Miz.
Haiku #1749
Dear Musk in the wind
What are your thoughts on dueling?
Asking for…myself.
Dear Musk in the wind
What are your thoughts on dueling?
Asking for…myself.
March 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Haiku #1749
Dear Musk in the wind
What are your thoughts on dueling?
Asking for…myself.
Dear Musk in the wind
What are your thoughts on dueling?
Asking for…myself.
Haiku #1744
How do we explain
All of our lies and anger
To a redwood grove?
How do we explain
All of our lies and anger
To a redwood grove?
March 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Haiku #1744
How do we explain
All of our lies and anger
To a redwood grove?
How do we explain
All of our lies and anger
To a redwood grove?
Haiku #1738
Make America
Fly more than a day without
Accidents again.
And just like THAT, Donnie has helped make flying as dangerous as going to school. Well played, Fucknut.
Make America
Fly more than a day without
Accidents again.
And just like THAT, Donnie has helped make flying as dangerous as going to school. Well played, Fucknut.
February 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Haiku #1738
Make America
Fly more than a day without
Accidents again.
And just like THAT, Donnie has helped make flying as dangerous as going to school. Well played, Fucknut.
Make America
Fly more than a day without
Accidents again.
And just like THAT, Donnie has helped make flying as dangerous as going to school. Well played, Fucknut.
Haiku #1736
There are so many
Who are seeking god* just a
Few that god must find.
*My god(s)are the majestic redwoods of Armstrong Woods, but the syllables were…unwieldly.
There are so many
Who are seeking god* just a
Few that god must find.
*My god(s)are the majestic redwoods of Armstrong Woods, but the syllables were…unwieldly.
February 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Haiku #1736
There are so many
Who are seeking god* just a
Few that god must find.
*My god(s)are the majestic redwoods of Armstrong Woods, but the syllables were…unwieldly.
There are so many
Who are seeking god* just a
Few that god must find.
*My god(s)are the majestic redwoods of Armstrong Woods, but the syllables were…unwieldly.
Haiku #1735
Nourished by falsehoods
A vainglorious poltroon
Petty and diseased.*
*Appropriate for Donnie and/or Elon, dealer’s choice.
Nourished by falsehoods
A vainglorious poltroon
Petty and diseased.*
*Appropriate for Donnie and/or Elon, dealer’s choice.
February 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Haiku #1735
Nourished by falsehoods
A vainglorious poltroon
Petty and diseased.*
*Appropriate for Donnie and/or Elon, dealer’s choice.
Nourished by falsehoods
A vainglorious poltroon
Petty and diseased.*
*Appropriate for Donnie and/or Elon, dealer’s choice.
Haiku #1732
If Nazi car boy
Ends Social Security
He best wear a vest.
If Nazi car boy
Ends Social Security
He best wear a vest.
February 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Haiku #1732
If Nazi car boy
Ends Social Security
He best wear a vest.
If Nazi car boy
Ends Social Security
He best wear a vest.
Haiku #1729
Felonious Musk
Similar to Robin Hood
Mainlining Ayn Rand.
Felonious Musk
Similar to Robin Hood
Mainlining Ayn Rand.
February 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Haiku #1729
Felonious Musk
Similar to Robin Hood
Mainlining Ayn Rand.
Felonious Musk
Similar to Robin Hood
Mainlining Ayn Rand.
Haiku #1727
Beware traffic lights
They’re nothing but tricolored
Wokeness projectors.
Fortunately, god is American, so we’ll probably be okay.
Probably.
Beware traffic lights
They’re nothing but tricolored
Wokeness projectors.
Fortunately, god is American, so we’ll probably be okay.
Probably.
February 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Haiku #1727
Beware traffic lights
They’re nothing but tricolored
Wokeness projectors.
Fortunately, god is American, so we’ll probably be okay.
Probably.
Beware traffic lights
They’re nothing but tricolored
Wokeness projectors.
Fortunately, god is American, so we’ll probably be okay.
Probably.
Haiku #1720
Elan means stylish*
Elon means Nazi Bond villain
Hope that clears things up.
*Well, more dashingly stylish but in the haiku game syllables are all.
Elan means stylish*
Elon means Nazi Bond villain
Hope that clears things up.
*Well, more dashingly stylish but in the haiku game syllables are all.
February 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Haiku #1720
Elan means stylish*
Elon means Nazi Bond villain
Hope that clears things up.
*Well, more dashingly stylish but in the haiku game syllables are all.
Elan means stylish*
Elon means Nazi Bond villain
Hope that clears things up.
*Well, more dashingly stylish but in the haiku game syllables are all.
Haiku #1719
Not overwhelming
But most excellent practice
The first of many…
Greetings from Sacramento. A good crowd, full of laughter and spirit and not a Nazi in sight. As Cube likes to say, it was a good day.
Not overwhelming
But most excellent practice
The first of many…
Greetings from Sacramento. A good crowd, full of laughter and spirit and not a Nazi in sight. As Cube likes to say, it was a good day.
February 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Haiku #1719
Not overwhelming
But most excellent practice
The first of many…
Greetings from Sacramento. A good crowd, full of laughter and spirit and not a Nazi in sight. As Cube likes to say, it was a good day.
Not overwhelming
But most excellent practice
The first of many…
Greetings from Sacramento. A good crowd, full of laughter and spirit and not a Nazi in sight. As Cube likes to say, it was a good day.
Haiku #1718
Trump Monopoly
Steal the board and ethnic cleanse
Everyone playing.
Then again, Donnie probably thinks the Gaza Strip is a gentleman’s club.
Anyhoo, tune in tomorrow for the next distraction-I’m looking at you, Lichtenstein.
Trump Monopoly
Steal the board and ethnic cleanse
Everyone playing.
Then again, Donnie probably thinks the Gaza Strip is a gentleman’s club.
Anyhoo, tune in tomorrow for the next distraction-I’m looking at you, Lichtenstein.
February 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Haiku #1718
Trump Monopoly
Steal the board and ethnic cleanse
Everyone playing.
Then again, Donnie probably thinks the Gaza Strip is a gentleman’s club.
Anyhoo, tune in tomorrow for the next distraction-I’m looking at you, Lichtenstein.
Trump Monopoly
Steal the board and ethnic cleanse
Everyone playing.
Then again, Donnie probably thinks the Gaza Strip is a gentleman’s club.
Anyhoo, tune in tomorrow for the next distraction-I’m looking at you, Lichtenstein.
Haiku #1716
A theocracy
By another name is still
A theocracy.
A theocracy
By another name is still
A theocracy.
February 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Haiku #1716
A theocracy
By another name is still
A theocracy.
A theocracy
By another name is still
A theocracy.
Haiku #1715
All apologies
Miss Statue Of Liberty
We have lost our way.
All apologies
Miss Statue Of Liberty
We have lost our way.
February 2, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Haiku #1715
All apologies
Miss Statue Of Liberty
We have lost our way.
All apologies
Miss Statue Of Liberty
We have lost our way.
Haiku #1714
All of that power
And all he wants is revenge…
For being born.*
Donald J Trump is a two bit convicted felon and a traitor to our republic.
He is also pathetic.
Thankfully he is mortal.
*I may borrowed that line from Tombstone. Sue me.
All of that power
And all he wants is revenge…
For being born.*
Donald J Trump is a two bit convicted felon and a traitor to our republic.
He is also pathetic.
Thankfully he is mortal.
*I may borrowed that line from Tombstone. Sue me.
February 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Haiku #1714
All of that power
And all he wants is revenge…
For being born.*
Donald J Trump is a two bit convicted felon and a traitor to our republic.
He is also pathetic.
Thankfully he is mortal.
*I may borrowed that line from Tombstone. Sue me.
All of that power
And all he wants is revenge…
For being born.*
Donald J Trump is a two bit convicted felon and a traitor to our republic.
He is also pathetic.
Thankfully he is mortal.
*I may borrowed that line from Tombstone. Sue me.
Haiku #1713
Only when white folks
Are in charge of everything
Will we all be safe.
DEI hires bring down aircraft now…who knew?
Only when white folks
Are in charge of everything
Will we all be safe.
DEI hires bring down aircraft now…who knew?
January 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Haiku #1713
Only when white folks
Are in charge of everything
Will we all be safe.
DEI hires bring down aircraft now…who knew?
Only when white folks
Are in charge of everything
Will we all be safe.
DEI hires bring down aircraft now…who knew?
Haiku #1712
Quislings 2.0
Such misguided hatriots
Thrilled by misery.
Quislings 2.0
Such misguided hatriots
Thrilled by misery.
January 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Haiku #1712
Quislings 2.0
Such misguided hatriots
Thrilled by misery.
Quislings 2.0
Such misguided hatriots
Thrilled by misery.
Haiku #1699
Bibles and borders
Both possess validity
Because they say so.
Bibles and borders
Both possess validity
Because they say so.
January 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Haiku #1699
Bibles and borders
Both possess validity
Because they say so.
Bibles and borders
Both possess validity
Because they say so.
On Facebook, the same twenty people see and react to your posts, whereas on Bluesky nobody does. But the room is nice I guess.
#talkingtomyselfasalways
#talkingtomyselfasalways
January 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
On Facebook, the same twenty people see and react to your posts, whereas on Bluesky nobody does. But the room is nice I guess.
#talkingtomyselfasalways
#talkingtomyselfasalways
Haiku #1692
Schrödinger’s Facebook
Everything’s probably true
Unless it isn’t.
Schrödinger’s Facebook
Everything’s probably true
Unless it isn’t.
January 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Haiku #1692
Schrödinger’s Facebook
Everything’s probably true
Unless it isn’t.
Schrödinger’s Facebook
Everything’s probably true
Unless it isn’t.
Haiku #1690
The Orange Menace
Cervantes and the Amish
Axis of windmills.
The Orange Menace
Cervantes and the Amish
Axis of windmills.
January 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Haiku #1690
The Orange Menace
Cervantes and the Amish
Axis of windmills.
The Orange Menace
Cervantes and the Amish
Axis of windmills.