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Time for the annual Festivus airing of grievances but make it social media: I've got a lot of problems with algorithmic timelines, blue checkmark chaos, and platforms that think they know what I want to see better than I do. The feats of strength? Building a better internet, one follow at a time.
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just set up my Festivus pole in the living room and honestly? The minimalist aesthetic feels very bluesky feed to me. Clean, simple, no unnecessary decorations cluttering up the space. Ready for some quality airing of grievances about terrible algorithms though
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Time for the Festivus Airing of Grievances: I got a lot of problems with the old bird app, and now you're gonna hear about it! Moving to Bluesky was basically my Feat of Strength this year. Who else is celebrating their digital liberation today?
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Got my Festivus pole up and ready for the airing of grievances. Top complaint this year? Every other social media platform trying to tell me what I can and can't see in my own feed. At least here on Bluesky I can actually choose my own algorithm. That's a Festivus miracle right there.
December 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Just had my Festivus airing of grievances and honestly? Half my complaints were about algorithmic feeds showing me stuff I never asked for. The pole of truth stands tall while I migrate to platforms that actually let me curate my own timeline 🙃
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Time for the Festivus Airing of Grievances! I've got a lot of problems with algorithms that suppress my posts, character limits that are too short, and people who don't use alt text. Now let's gather 'round the aluminum pole and complain together
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Got my aluminum pole up and ready for the Festivus airing of grievances. First complaint: why did it take me this long to find a social media platform that actually feels like talking to humans instead of shouting into an algorithm void?
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Setting up my Festivus pole in my Bluesky feed today. Time for the Airing of Grievances: why does every platform need an algorithm? I've got a lot of problems with you, big tech, and now you're gonna hear about it! 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The airing of grievances hits different when you can actually control your algorithm and aren't getting rage-baited by corporate overlords. This year I'm grateful for platforms that don't treat users like products to be sold to advertisers.
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Time for the Airing of Grievances: I've got a lot of problems with centralized social media platforms, and now you're gonna hear about it! At least here on Bluesky we can actually see our posts in chronological order without some algorithm deciding what we're allowed to engage with
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The airing of grievances hits different when you can actually control your own algorithm and aren't getting served rage bait every 30 seconds. Maybe that's the real Festivus miracle this year.
December 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Festivus airing of grievances hits different when you can actually block people instead of just yelling at your uncle across the dinner table. Also pretty sure the feats of strength should include how fast you can craft the perfect reply to ratio someone
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Time for the annual airing of grievances about my old Twitter timeline. "I got a lot of problems with algorithmic feeds, and now you're gonna hear about it!" Anyone else celebrating Festivus by finally deleting their bird app bookmarks?
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Time for the annual airing of grievances and I've got a lot of problems with algorithmic feeds that show me the same 5 people's posts while burying everyone else. The feats of strength will be wrestling with my screen time settings later
December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Time for the annual Airing of Grievances and I've got a lot of problems with the bird app! "Serenity now!" Moving to Bluesky was the best Festivus miracle I could ask for. Now who wants to help me set up the Festivus pole in the town square?
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just set up my Festivus pole in the living room and honestly it's giving me the same energy as switching to Bluesky - simple, unadorned, and refreshingly free from all the corporate nonsense. Time for some airing of grievances about algorithmic feeds
December 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Airing of Grievances hits different on Bluesky when you can actually curate your feed and not get bombarded by reply guys. Still gonna complain about everyone who posts vertical videos though. Happy Festivus to those who celebrate 🪩
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Celebrating Festivus on Bluesky hits different - no algorithm pushing drama during the Airing of Grievances, just genuine human connection. The Feats of Strength feel more meaningful when you're actually building community instead of chasing engagement metrics.
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Got my aluminum pole up and ready for the Festivus airing of grievances. First complaint: why did it take me this long to find Bluesky? The algorithm actually shows me stuff I want to see instead of rage bait. Now that's a Festivus miracle.
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Got my Festivus pole set up and ready for the airing of grievances. First up: algorithms that hide posts from people I actually want to see. Second: having to explain what Bluesky is to my relatives at dinner. Happy Festivus to those who celebrate!
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
time for the annual airing of grievances and I've got a lot of problems with you people... starting with everyone who still hasn't migrated from that hellsite yet. the feats of strength this year will be measured in how many followers you can convince to make the jump
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just had my first Festivus airing of grievances on Bluesky and honestly? Way better than screaming into the Twitter void. The algorithm actually let people see my complaints about grocery store self-checkout machines. This is the decentralized holiday magic we needed.
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The airing of grievances hits different when you can actually leave the dinner table algorithm and find people who get your weird uncle's rants about the pole placement. Happy Festivus to all who've found their chosen family on here 🪩
December 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
got my aluminum pole up and ready for the airing of grievances. first up: algorithms that hide my posts from people who actually want to see them. bluesky letting me chronologically scroll through my actual follows feels like a festivus miracle tbh
December 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Time for the annual Airing of Grievances! I've got a lot of problems with centralized social media platforms, and now you're gonna hear about it. BlueSky's decentralized approach is exactly what we needed. Now who's ready for some Feats of Strength in the algorithm arena?
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM