Frank
@frankcain.bsky.social
Morning person by mistake. Opera producer by choice. Bigfoot enthusiast, but let’s not get weird about it. #Sarcasm #PerformingArts #Squatching
Ice cream shops should switch over to mashed potato bars in the winter.
January 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ice cream shops should switch over to mashed potato bars in the winter.
I swear my mind wonders to contemplate the likelihood of whether the Lochness Monster is real or not for 30 seconds during a meeting and it ends up being the most important piece of the whole hour and now I'm screwed!
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January 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I swear my mind wonders to contemplate the likelihood of whether the Lochness Monster is real or not for 30 seconds during a meeting and it ends up being the most important piece of the whole hour and now I'm screwed!
I’m sitting here in my workout clothes mentally refusing to workout. I hate January.
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’m sitting here in my workout clothes mentally refusing to workout. I hate January.
I want off this ride called January in Wisconsin.
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I want off this ride called January in Wisconsin.
O Holy Night has no business hitting as hard as it does.
December 19, 2024 at 10:18 PM
O Holy Night has no business hitting as hard as it does.
O’Hare = The taxi is longer than the flight.
December 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
O’Hare = The taxi is longer than the flight.
For Sale: 3-in-1 Tornado, Earthquake, and Nuclear Bomb Shelter.
December 18, 2024 at 3:05 AM
For Sale: 3-in-1 Tornado, Earthquake, and Nuclear Bomb Shelter.
I should have died so many times from leftover cold lasagna and pizza.
December 17, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I should have died so many times from leftover cold lasagna and pizza.
The younger generation never made an ashtray in school for their parents and it shows.
December 17, 2024 at 2:58 AM
The younger generation never made an ashtray in school for their parents and it shows.
My toxic trait is I baked a loaf of bread and now I think I can open up a bakery.
December 15, 2024 at 11:59 PM
My toxic trait is I baked a loaf of bread and now I think I can open up a bakery.
Time turns heroes into villains.
December 8, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Time turns heroes into villains.
Wisconsin ranks dead last in arts funding in the US, yet our arts and culture sector supports 89,169 jobs—more than the state’s beer, biotech, and paper-making industries combined. Why are we lagging behind when the arts contribute $10.8 billion annually to the Wisconsin economy?
December 3, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Wisconsin ranks dead last in arts funding in the US, yet our arts and culture sector supports 89,169 jobs—more than the state’s beer, biotech, and paper-making industries combined. Why are we lagging behind when the arts contribute $10.8 billion annually to the Wisconsin economy?
Fun in the snow with the @buffalo-bills.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Fun in the snow with the @buffalo-bills.bsky.social
50 year old with zero football knowledge going to a Buffalo Bills game in the snow. Yep, peer pressure was involved.
December 1, 2024 at 9:10 PM
50 year old with zero football knowledge going to a Buffalo Bills game in the snow. Yep, peer pressure was involved.
If you play Taco’s butt like a drum, he’ll be your best friend. I really can’t say that about anyone else.
November 30, 2024 at 2:24 PM
If you play Taco’s butt like a drum, he’ll be your best friend. I really can’t say that about anyone else.
The Buffalo NY baked Cheetos hits different.
November 30, 2024 at 3:58 AM
The Buffalo NY baked Cheetos hits different.
If AI is so smart, why hasn’t Midjourney figured out how many fingers humans have?
November 28, 2024 at 1:19 PM
If AI is so smart, why hasn’t Midjourney figured out how many fingers humans have?
I don’t have a weighted blanket, I have two hefty wiener dogs with boundary issues.
November 28, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I don’t have a weighted blanket, I have two hefty wiener dogs with boundary issues.
Reposted by Frank
Not liking the Ewoks is a red flag
How do you not like the Ewoks? Where is your SOUL?
How do you not like the Ewoks? Where is your SOUL?
November 27, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Not liking the Ewoks is a red flag
How do you not like the Ewoks? Where is your SOUL?
How do you not like the Ewoks? Where is your SOUL?
Sums up my rural Iowa hometown
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Sums up my rural Iowa hometown
Instead of another serial killer show on Netflix, how about a documentary where I interview people who recline their seat on airplanes and ask them “what the f*ck?
November 28, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Instead of another serial killer show on Netflix, how about a documentary where I interview people who recline their seat on airplanes and ask them “what the f*ck?