Calls political opponents juvenile names
Brags about crowd sizes
Marginalizes unsupportive media
No real success in the private sector
Sells merch to supporters
Wants to cancel public broadcasting
Exaggerates accomplishments
Supports people who occupy nation's capital
Detests social safety nets

KRAZY KARL'S KARS WHITE HOUSE CAR LOT

This may be the fastest Presidency to recession in American history

I am really beginning to doubt Doug Ford’s actually Getting It Done.

And by “it”, I mean anything.

It’s the immigrants Canada lets across the border. They come here. Bringing their Canadian fentanyl. So much fentanyl. And the Canadians. Never buy much of our goods. Big trade deficit. Yuge. And then the geese. So many geese. From Canada. They never buy anything either. And they’re eating the pets.

The heavy mouth breathing at the very beginning is a stroke of absolute creative genius.

HI AMERICA, YEAH, NO. LOVE, CANADA

HARD TIMES AT THE FTFF