Franciepants
@franciepants.bsky.social
Independently progressive, life-long Upstate New Yorker, academic-at-large, aspiring badass hiker, not actually a vintage fashion doll
You’ll get that Hostess Cupcake when you pry it from my cold dead hand! Which could be sooner than later, now that I think about it 😳
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You’ll get that Hostess Cupcake when you pry it from my cold dead hand! Which could be sooner than later, now that I think about it 😳
I have a few comebacks for nosy store workers.
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: “I was just at the vet. I put my dog down today.”
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: “None of your frucking business.”
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: Death Stare
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: “I was just at the vet. I put my dog down today.”
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: “None of your frucking business.”
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: Death Stare
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I have a few comebacks for nosy store workers.
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: “I was just at the vet. I put my dog down today.”
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: “None of your frucking business.”
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: Death Stare
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: “I was just at the vet. I put my dog down today.”
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: “None of your frucking business.”
Sales Associate: “How’s your day going?”
Me: Death Stare
Inspired lyrics, but please just stick to punditry.
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Inspired lyrics, but please just stick to punditry.
Unpopular Opinion: It’s a tie between “Saving Pvt Ryan” and “Big”
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Unpopular Opinion: It’s a tie between “Saving Pvt Ryan” and “Big”
A mile of democracy defenders, Saranac Lake, NY in the heart of Elise Stefanik’s district
October 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A mile of democracy defenders, Saranac Lake, NY in the heart of Elise Stefanik’s district
My fantasy headline: “Orange Dipshit Accidentally Provokes Self-Coup”
September 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My fantasy headline: “Orange Dipshit Accidentally Provokes Self-Coup”
Not Dawn, it’s Francie, Barbie’s “mod” cousin. I’m still raging that she was not featured in the movie AT ALL 😠
September 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Not Dawn, it’s Francie, Barbie’s “mod” cousin. I’m still raging that she was not featured in the movie AT ALL 😠
That was my exact reaction. Well, actually it was WTAF, but let’s not quibble over semantics 😀
September 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
That was my exact reaction. Well, actually it was WTAF, but let’s not quibble over semantics 😀
South Ontario, or maybe Gofuckoffistan, but I hate that our first national act will be invading New Hampshire.
September 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
South Ontario, or maybe Gofuckoffistan, but I hate that our first national act will be invading New Hampshire.
Possibly influenced academics’ overmuch use of colons in their dissertation titles. (Of course, I eschewed this annoyingly pretentious construction.)
September 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Possibly influenced academics’ overmuch use of colons in their dissertation titles. (Of course, I eschewed this annoyingly pretentious construction.)
LOL, best take. Photo credit: NCPR
August 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
LOL, best take. Photo credit: NCPR
What’s more amazing is that she actually set foot in her district at all.
August 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
What’s more amazing is that she actually set foot in her district at all.
BBC World News Service too
August 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
BBC World News Service too