Wow, congrats Zach!

Between the Os and Twins, two former teams of his that need some reasonably priced bullpen help, it’s very surprising.

Normal (mathematician)

And now it's REALLY not over.

Hootie Hoo!

And they still are 15 minutes later!

Not just was assigned, but he assigned himself.

Hate-checking your bag: you hate the people you are traveling with so you unnecessarily check a bag to make everyone’s travel a little worse.

Guardsball? Am I doing that right?

When I see this shit about how their job is to kill people, I think of my dad. Out of high school he was a mechanic but joined the Navy to see the world. After he joined, he went to NUCLEAR POWER SCHOOL because his job was to keep the NUCLEAR REACTOR running on the sub.

Cal Ripken Jr and his brother Billy Ripken