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Pro all the good, anti all the bad

I specialise in typos

Opinions are mine and yours when you've become clever enough to adopt them
I would like to ask thicko #30pLee this

Did you feel you were being punished before you were born?

#deathpenalty #AxelRudakubana #r4today #GBnews #bbcbreakfast #GMB

Grifting Prick
January 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Lately, when Skynews' Beth Rigby says 'Analysis:' I can't help thinking it actually means "This is my application for a job at GB News"

#BBCBreakfast #GbNews #GMB #r4today #Skynews #Starmer #Labour #Trump
January 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Have #Skynews & LBC blamed Starmer & Labour yet, or are they continuing to hold #StormEowyn responsible?

#GMB #BBCBreakfast #r4today #Skynews #BBCqt
January 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
If we really must name storms then why don't we just call all future storms Liz Truss. At least then it would actually make some sense. She caused loads of damage.

#SensibleStormName

#GMB #BBCBreakfast #r4today #Skynews #Liz #Truss #BBCqt
January 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
As Thatcher said "I keep running out of paedophiles to give a knighthood to"

"Thatcher lobbied for Savile knighthood despite warnings"

#Johnson #BBCnews #skynews #GMB #BBCBreakfast

#RachelFromAccounts NOPE #StarmerOut NOPE
You lost, right wing scum. GET OVER IT
January 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The first thing the Tories have to do is get to a point where a majority of voters, hearing a Tory MP has been burgled, don't immediately think insurance fraud.

Long way to go 🤣

#BBCBreakfast #GMB #R4today #HonoursLists #Honours #Skynews #GBNews
December 31, 2024 at 11:44 AM
If I was guest editor on #r4today the first thing I would do is apologise for the part it has played in ensuring the Tories had 32 out of the last 45 years to put the country in the mess we find it today. I would then listen to how #Lab will fix it because they always do
#Skynews #BBCBreakfast #GMB
December 31, 2024 at 9:31 AM
December 30, 2024 at 11:08 AM
I think #Labour should tax inexcusable stupidity. Would certainly raise plenty from this one...

#r4today #Tax #PrivateEducation #VAT #Schools #BBCBreakfast #GMB #Skynews #GBNEws
December 30, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Every time a Tory or Reform MP blabbers on about a cut to something it should be cut for their constituents.

Why should those thick c***s benefit from a #Labour government and not pay the price for their choice of MP?

Scum
#bbclaurak #BBCBreakfast #GMB #Skynews
December 29, 2024 at 8:00 AM
I'm well aware the UK is full of thick GDP trashing, NHS crippling, justice system paralysing, small boat increasing, c***s. I don't need that frog faced traitor and organiser of riots #Farage to inform me.

#ReformUK #r4today #GMB #BBCBreakfast #politicslive
December 27, 2024 at 9:20 AM
tbf I think most Republicans will have to pay for sex one way or another. When they're not raping people obviously.

'Gaetz paid 'tens of thousands' for sex and drugs, ethics report says'

#Gaetz #Republicans #Rapists

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Gaetz paid 'tens of thousands' for sex and drugs, ethics report says
An investigation details allegations of drug use and payments for sex - which the former US congressman denies.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Has a TV manufacturer invented the feature"Lower the volume 50% while Skysports adverts are on" yet?

If not why not?

#skysportsdarts #Darts #PDCDarts #DartsWorldChampionship
December 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Isn't #SkySports having pork scratching as a sponsor, when the #PDC have #PaddyPower, a bit like someone with social housing subletting to a smack head?

#PDCDart #PDCWorldChampionships #pdc180 #darts #DartsWorldChampionship
December 23, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Apparently Tories left an even bigger mess than we all realised

Of course bias media, who can't get over the lack of content for their podcasts since Lab shutdown the Tory circus, are simply reporting it as no growth in the economy.

#bbcbreakfast #GMB #Skynews #GBnews #r4today
December 23, 2024 at 8:17 AM
NOPE

We just need the UK media to accept the Tory circus is over they only have the mundane day to day reporting to do and it doesn't require podcasts. Time for redundancies.
December 22, 2024 at 10:49 AM
I've not met Lorraine personally but f*** me stick one of her quiches on your xmas buffet . You will not regret it.

Also pork pie the f*** out of every avalible space.

#Xmas #Buffet #Christmas #ToriesAreScum #ReformAreScum #ThankGoodnessForLabour
December 21, 2024 at 1:24 AM
The #BBC flagship political programme should put the nation first. Unfortunately all too often #bbcLaurak puts the Tories first.
December 15, 2024 at 8:06 AM
The only disappointment anyone should be having with the #Labour government is that they haven't forced food producers to stop the nonsense about ready meals serving 2

#bbclaurak
December 15, 2024 at 7:54 AM
I don't remember #bbclaurak asking the Tories for a timetable to stop boat crossings.

I do remember her just sitting there as they spouted money wasting nonsense about Rwanda though

The BBC needs repairing too
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cooper won't set timetable for cutting 'dangerous' boat crossings
The UK home secretary's remarks come after 13,500 people with failed asylum claims were returned to their home country since July.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 15, 2024 at 7:12 AM
And people tell me I am wrong when tell voters who vote for this they are thicko scum

#Farage #bbclaurak #bbcnews
December 14, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I don't know who said "Chris should be win Diane" but you're a clever c*** #StrictlyFinal #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly
December 14, 2024 at 7:55 PM
It's not a coincidence the rags people like her write for are read by scum.

#BBCBreakfast #GMB #R4today #Skynews #PoliticsLive #bbcqt
December 10, 2024 at 8:43 AM
I wouldn't send that c*** #Farage down the shop for some milk, never mind to the US for a trade deal.

#r4today #BBCBreakfast #GMB #Slynews
December 10, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Sick and tired of hearing about f***ing #Reform . They have 5 MPs ffs. Just tell us when they have committed sex crimes and fraud. Won't have to wait that long

#GMB #BBCBreakfast #Slynews #r4today
December 10, 2024 at 8:20 AM