I don't regret keeping my last name.
May 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I don't regret keeping my last name.
The stereotypes about homeschooling are pretty intense for a country that doesn't prioritize or fund education.
April 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The stereotypes about homeschooling are pretty intense for a country that doesn't prioritize or fund education.
One of my kids won a math contest and one won a coloring contest. It’s a good week!
April 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
One of my kids won a math contest and one won a coloring contest. It’s a good week!
A beautiful joke my nephew told me: How many llamas can you catch before the ghost gets you?
Answer: YOUR MOM!
Answer: YOUR MOM!
April 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A beautiful joke my nephew told me: How many llamas can you catch before the ghost gets you?
Answer: YOUR MOM!
Answer: YOUR MOM!
I so badly want a world where I don’t feel like I have to homeschool. It’d be nice to just want to.
April 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I so badly want a world where I don’t feel like I have to homeschool. It’d be nice to just want to.
I love hearing my teen say she isn't interested in "party" schools. This girl has her eye on the prize.
April 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I love hearing my teen say she isn't interested in "party" schools. This girl has her eye on the prize.
“IF AMERICA
HASN'T BROKEN YOUR HEART, THEN YOU DON'T LOVE HER ENOUGH."
—Cory Booker
HASN'T BROKEN YOUR HEART, THEN YOU DON'T LOVE HER ENOUGH."
—Cory Booker
April 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“IF AMERICA
HASN'T BROKEN YOUR HEART, THEN YOU DON'T LOVE HER ENOUGH."
—Cory Booker
HASN'T BROKEN YOUR HEART, THEN YOU DON'T LOVE HER ENOUGH."
—Cory Booker
Working with other people is hard for independent folks, but you have to care about other people's perspectives. If you don't you might end up president.
March 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Working with other people is hard for independent folks, but you have to care about other people's perspectives. If you don't you might end up president.
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TPUSA (Charlie Kirk’s Christian extremist student org) & Summit Christian Academy in Lee’s Summit, Missouri are hosting a public event with Riley Gaines. Gaines is known for getting paid to spread anti-trans hate across the country.
It’d be a shame if all the spots got filled 😉 tinyurl.com/454ncvud
It’d be a shame if all the spots got filled 😉 tinyurl.com/454ncvud
March 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
TPUSA (Charlie Kirk’s Christian extremist student org) & Summit Christian Academy in Lee’s Summit, Missouri are hosting a public event with Riley Gaines. Gaines is known for getting paid to spread anti-trans hate across the country.
It’d be a shame if all the spots got filled 😉 tinyurl.com/454ncvud
It’d be a shame if all the spots got filled 😉 tinyurl.com/454ncvud
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ICYMI — I made an infomercial for our newest cartoon collection.
March 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
ICYMI — I made an infomercial for our newest cartoon collection.
One time I got in trouble at school for calling a boy a "prick." I didn't know what that word meant at the time. Now I know I used it correctly so that teacher owes me an apology.
March 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
One time I got in trouble at school for calling a boy a "prick." I didn't know what that word meant at the time. Now I know I used it correctly so that teacher owes me an apology.
I spent my birthday in beautiful weather, with beautiful people. I am a fortunate soul.
March 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I spent my birthday in beautiful weather, with beautiful people. I am a fortunate soul.
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Let’s try out this new 3 minute video feature! Here’s my complete interview with Count Orlok from NOSFERATU!
March 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Let’s try out this new 3 minute video feature! Here’s my complete interview with Count Orlok from NOSFERATU!
My youngest says things like "you're a pretend mom," and then I get really reflective and start to agree with him.
March 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My youngest says things like "you're a pretend mom," and then I get really reflective and start to agree with him.
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Make Alderaan Great Again
March 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Make Alderaan Great Again
My 5yo: “I see a medium-sized tree! I’m going to look for more medium-sized trees!”
He said he’s never seen one so medium-sized before 😂
He said he’s never seen one so medium-sized before 😂
March 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My 5yo: “I see a medium-sized tree! I’m going to look for more medium-sized trees!”
He said he’s never seen one so medium-sized before 😂
He said he’s never seen one so medium-sized before 😂
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I wrote another video for CardFool. Had a lot of fun making it with coworkers.
March 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I wrote another video for CardFool. Had a lot of fun making it with coworkers.
If you want to be talked at all day—ask my 13yo about aircraft carriers.
March 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you want to be talked at all day—ask my 13yo about aircraft carriers.
It’s hard to be mad at my kids when their worst behavior isn’t as bad as the President of the United States’ best behavior.
February 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s hard to be mad at my kids when their worst behavior isn’t as bad as the President of the United States’ best behavior.
My 5yo son is pretending to be a zombie and walking around the house going "brrrread! brrread!" He's the most relatable zombie I've ever seen.
February 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My 5yo son is pretending to be a zombie and walking around the house going "brrrread! brrread!" He's the most relatable zombie I've ever seen.
My 5yo loudly muttered from his room that "mom should be in jail" after I told him no more tablet time.
February 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My 5yo loudly muttered from his room that "mom should be in jail" after I told him no more tablet time.
The asteroid that's heading for earth can just turn around and go home. Earthlings happily build bombs big enough to annihilate our own cities thank you very much.
February 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The asteroid that's heading for earth can just turn around and go home. Earthlings happily build bombs big enough to annihilate our own cities thank you very much.
I once made a set of Superwoman aprons for a bachelorette party in Australia. I sometimes wonder how my babies are doing and am relieved they have universal healthcare.
February 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I once made a set of Superwoman aprons for a bachelorette party in Australia. I sometimes wonder how my babies are doing and am relieved they have universal healthcare.
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If you're looking for a little nerdy fun in Kansas City, I will be at the Belton library this saturday with copies of SCREAMLAND and the BADDEST DAD JOKES AND CARTOONS. Looks like it should be a fun, chill way to kick off the comic book convention season!
February 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If you're looking for a little nerdy fun in Kansas City, I will be at the Belton library this saturday with copies of SCREAMLAND and the BADDEST DAD JOKES AND CARTOONS. Looks like it should be a fun, chill way to kick off the comic book convention season!