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optimistic. hopeful. i genuinely think i’m gonna be that bitch and get up and go to the gym.
optimistic. hopeful. i genuinely think i’m gonna be that bitch and get up and go to the gym.
Built like a brick shithouse, he looks like he’d be fun to hang with, like an oversized doggy that can walk on its thicc hind legs, but maybe don’t because one kick could have you bleeding to death internally, which is probably better than being disemboweled by razor sharp claws.
Built like a brick shithouse, he looks like he’d be fun to hang with, like an oversized doggy that can walk on its thicc hind legs, but maybe don’t because one kick could have you bleeding to death internally, which is probably better than being disemboweled by razor sharp claws.
Small, intelligent and absolutely beautiful with its bright blue rings, but its bite will lead to death due to paralysis of the diaphragm so maybe leave him be and watch from afar.
Small, intelligent and absolutely beautiful with its bright blue rings, but its bite will lead to death due to paralysis of the diaphragm so maybe leave him be and watch from afar.
The face of an adorable little cutie pie, but with an ass so thicc and fat he can crush your skull with one twerk against a hard surface if you threaten him and his loved ones.
The face of an adorable little cutie pie, but with an ass so thicc and fat he can crush your skull with one twerk against a hard surface if you threaten him and his loved ones.
A beautiful creature with long tentacles that dance through the water along the oceans current. You could watch it elegantly move for hours, but if one of those tentacles brushed your skin, you better hope you can get back to shore and a hospital before your heart stops.
A beautiful creature with long tentacles that dance through the water along the oceans current. You could watch it elegantly move for hours, but if one of those tentacles brushed your skin, you better hope you can get back to shore and a hospital before your heart stops.
Shiny and pretty to behold, he’s the most venomous snake alive but not the most dangerous cause he’s a precious little introvert who just wants to be left to do his own thing… but if he wanted to, you’d be dead in a heartbeat
Shiny and pretty to behold, he’s the most venomous snake alive but not the most dangerous cause he’s a precious little introvert who just wants to be left to do his own thing… but if he wanted to, you’d be dead in a heartbeat
This bitch is not deadly, but pink with a fabulous white crest, so very Jinnie. Plays well with others, so in lieu of fucking you up, he will fly through your window and fuck up your laptop instead, by ripping the keys off for fun.
This bitch is not deadly, but pink with a fabulous white crest, so very Jinnie. Plays well with others, so in lieu of fucking you up, he will fly through your window and fuck up your laptop instead, by ripping the keys off for fun.
A giant, imposing tank masquerading as a birdie, the Cassowary is unpredictable and can inflict serious injury on those who cross its path
A giant, imposing tank masquerading as a birdie, the Cassowary is unpredictable and can inflict serious injury on those who cross its path
also would somebody please take away his phone and stop him from uploading content, i'm scared.
also would somebody please take away his phone and stop him from uploading content, i'm scared.