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I have reason to believe that YouTube's Recap feature for 2025 was assembled with generative AI. How did I come to this conclusion?

BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU OPEN THE MOTHERFUCKING THING!!
A screenshot of the 2025 YouTube Recap feature, an obvious ripoff of Spotify Wrapped. In the middle of the screen is a red circular gradient with the following text: “2025 YOUTUBE RECAP” Below this, in tiny print, is the following text: “AI can make mistakes”
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Harry Winston wishes you a happy birthday.
A gray cat with a white chin and chest. He is in the loaf position, looking past the camera with contempt for the silly human who keeps taking pictures of him.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Stay tuned to Radio Dead Air for more scenes like this, courtesy of Charlie the Chaos Cat.
A screen-grab from tonight's Radio Dead Air stream. Nash, wearing a blue long-sleeve shirt, has a cow cat (Charlie) obscuring his face as said cat is trying to squirm his way out of Nash's arms.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Here is the actual logo of the New York Knicks. Chalk another one up in the "someone made this with GenAI no more than three minutes before posting it" column.
The logo for the New York Knicks of the National Basketball Association (NBA), featuring "NEW YORK" in small blue text above "KNICKS" in much larger orange text, above an orange basketball with blue lines. All of this is laid on top of a gray triangle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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I did not have "my local radio station teasing a Bad Omens arena tour by way of a shitpost involving an interstellar comet" on my 2025 bingo card.

@sotspodcast.bsky.social Thought you might wanna know about this.
A screenshot of an Instagram post from @rock1005thekatt, the official account of KATT-FM, a rock music radio station based in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. The post is captioned: "Prepare for what's coming. Life as we know it will change forever. Don't say we didn't warn you. Jake" Jake must be either a DJ or the social media account manager for the station. Hashtags include: #leaked #badomens #thegreys #3iatlas #2026 #paycomcenter #rock1005thekatt There is a picture of a comet (implied to be 3I/ATLAS, a recently-discovered comet that originated from outside our Solar System) with a zoomed-in portion of its coma supposedly showing us a message from a tiny gray alien saying: "Bad Omens March 22, 2026 Paycom Center KATT Presents" This is implying that metal band Bad Omens will be headlining a concert at the Paycom Center arena in Oklahoma City on March 22, 2026, presented by KATT-FM. I have separately found out that this show is part of a larger North American arena headlining tour for Bad Omens that has yet to be officially announced.
October 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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If you know, you know. #PRESIDENT #KingOfTerrors #music
A screenshot of a YouTube video and related comment. The video is for the song "Rage" by British metal band PRESIDENT. The top part of the screenshot is of the band's titular masked vocalist, whose true identity is not known. Shown below is a comment from @mr.rubberfinger606 made two months ago which reads "RELEASE THE FILES, PRESIDENT!!!" in reference to the so-called "Epstein Files" that American president Donald Trump is widely believed to be referenced in.
September 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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A still image of what looks like a giant reptilian monster laid out on a wheelbarrow that's angled up about 30 degrees. There is black text at the top of the image that reads "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died".
September 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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A screenshot from the infamous Big Bill Hell's Cars parody commercial featuring a quote that reads "We'll fuck your wife!"
September 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I had to look this up myself just to be sure. It's true, on both counts. Charlie Kirk and George Floyd were born on the same day exactly 20 years apart: October 14.

Remember George Floyd. Forget Charlie Kirk.
@emackeycreates on Threads says: "Just in case they actually make October 14th a holiday for Charlie Kirk, I need everyone to know that October 14th is also George Floyd's birthday as well." Below is a screenshot of both men shown to the right of their respective birthdays: Charlie Kirk's was October 14, 1993; George Floyd's was October 14, 1973.
September 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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*whatever the hell is going on in the last 30 seconds of "To the Hellfire" by Lorna Shore*
Julie Andrews with an acoustic guitar singing to a group of children on the mountainside in The Sound of Music.
September 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Tornado Magnet.
Two color maps, one of the United States (top) and one of the world (bottom). The top part is overlaid with black all-caps text saying "tell me where you are from" and the bottom part is overlaid with black all-caps text saying (using only 2 words).
September 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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A photoshop job of the infamous Dril "Corn Cobbed" tweet that has been edited to say the following: ""he's not dead! he's not dead!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
August 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Whoever's running the Domino's Facebook page either needs a raise or to be fired, and I'm never sure which.
A post from the verified Domino's Pizza account on Facebook that reads "starts with D and never disappoints", a double entendre that can refer to both Domino's Pizza itself or a penis, which is often referred to by the slang term "dick". I feel dirty just typing that out.
July 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Did someone say they love kitties?
A gray tabby cat with white chest and paws is seen in loaf position from the front, sitting on a tile floor next to an off-white wall with white trim (though the lighting in this photo makes all of those whitish colors appear fairly bleached). His front paws are just sticking out from under his belly. The blur to his right side is his tail, caught mid-twitch. His eyes are looking just above the camera, probably at the silly human taking his picture.
July 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Got this shot of the Milky Way last night south of Erick, Oklahoma. #astrophotography #milkyway 🔭
A nighttime shot of the Milky Way, shining brightly amidst a field of stars. There is a silhouetted horizon with a few trees at the bottom of the image. Shot on my iPhone 15 Pro Max, 30-second exposure in Night Mode.
July 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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An image from the America album cover generator made by Thirty Seconds to Mars, Jared Leto's band. The red image features the band's name vertically on the left side, and the words "JARED LETO CAN GO TO HELL" in big letters aligned left of center, with one word per line. Below that, in smaller print, is "THIS IS MY AMERICA".
June 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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"This is a press conference! The last thing I want to do is answer a lot of questions!"
General Maynard M. Mitchell, a character from the M*A*S*H TV series, portrayed by Robert F. Simon.
June 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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My attempt to view the auroras tonight ended up being a complete bust, but I did see a meteor and travelled through a small town called Nash. Thought that fans of @radiodeadair.com might approve.
A picture of a small blue sign that says “Welcome to the Town of NASH” above a white sign that says “All commercial trucks are prohibited from residential streets”. In the background is a sign denoting a 35 mph speed limit as you enter town. Taken from the side of U.S. Highway 64. The image appears to be filtered orange due to the car headlights being the main source of light.
June 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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The four-panel Anakin and Padmé meme from Attack of the Clones with the following edits: Panel 1: Anakin says “Well, we’re all gonna die” Panel 2: Padmé says “You said that sarcastically, right?” in an optimistic tone. Panel 3: Anakin gives her the death glare. Panel 4: Padmé, with a concerned look on her face, repeats her question of “You said that sarcastically, right?”
May 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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YOU LET ME VIOLATE YOU
YOU LET ME DESECRATE YOU
YOU LET ME PENETRATE YOU
YOU LET ME COMPLICATE YOU
Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music singing and playing a guitar in front of a group of children.
May 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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“With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us”
Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music playing an acoustic guitar outside for some of the Von Trapp kids.
May 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Came across this amazing comment today and I can't stop laughing.
@VividPagan posted this comment on YouTube six years ago: The on-campus therapist/counselor at the Art Institute of Seattle in the year 2004 handed out sheets at orientation that gave out information on how to access various mental health resources at the school. Along the bottom was a chain of the dancing thingies. I went up to her after and congratulated her for being an animation nerd and asked her where she had seen Rejected originally. She was confused and had no idea who Don Hertzfeldt was, she just liked her "little dancing cloud duders". I saw her a week later and she had looked up the cartoon. She told me I was a horrible person who had ruined everything for her, because she had been putting them on handouts for years, and now all she could think about was bleeding anuses ... I'll remember that moment on my deathbed. It has 473 likes and 6 replies. The video this comment came from is linked below this post.
April 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Need I say more?
The cover art for the 2024 album Popular Monster by American metalcore glorified solo act with backing band Falling in Reverse. The cover art is a poor-quality mugshot of frontman Ronnie Radke looking less edgy than he thinks he does.
April 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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How and why do I have a thousand followers on anything?

Don't get me wrong, I'm very glad you're all here to watch me flail around trying to understand the world. I just don't know why so many of you are here to watch me flail around trying to understand the world.
A screenshot of my Bluesky profile. The banner shows the words "PROTECT TRANS KIDS" straddling either side of a knife. It shows that I have 1K (one thousand) followers, that I follow 160 accounts, and that I've made 1,300 posts on Bluesky. My bio reads as follows: "Hello, World! (21, he/him) This is my only account on the AT Protocol."
April 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Hell, you can go to your Bluesky settings and make it force you to put alt text on your images and videos. It’s really not that difficult to add a short description of the photos or videos you post.

See the provided example on this post.
A screenshot of the Accessibility section of Bluesky settings, specifically the portion dedicated to alt text (there's a meta joke in there somewhere). There are two options with on/off switches; the first, which reads “Require alt text before posting” is set to “On”, and the second, which reads “Display larger alt text badges” is set to “Off”.
April 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM