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Momma H
@fracturcritical.bsky.social
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Despite being in the public works field for 15 years, no one has let me blow up anything.
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What a time to be alive, I guess
Me googling “why are people calling Trump taco?”
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Pickles is box colored. And also living his best life.
A brownish orange ragdoll cat in a brownish orange box. The box and the cat match.
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I have so many angles 😂
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Since you can’t DM photos this is for @smbodyoranother.bsky.social
An elderly half Siamese cat named Edith laying on a gray couch next to a large pillow shaped like a cat head and mirroring her gray and beige coloring. She is not amused.
November 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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I meant to message you the other day. I ordered a purple three piece suit 😍
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Yessssss Donnell!! My favorite giant male gymnast who could kill me with his pinky. He’s been done so dirty by USAG. Can’t deny him now!
Gymnast Donnell Whittenburg in the middle of his triple pike still rings dismount. Writing says he won the still rings in the world championships.
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Important @themountaingoats.bsky.social sweatshirt news!
A black Mountains Goats band sweatshirt that has an ax sticking out of a tree stump and what appears to be a lake and trees but in orange and yellow like it’s on fire. It says “if it kills me”
September 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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*waves hands to dismiss all of the discourse*

Looks at my new boots
A leather boot with a pink floral design and 5 patent red leather straps with ornate buckles and patent red leather heel and toe.
September 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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The girls are figgghhhtinggg
A baby coatimundi bathes itself in the center of the photo but in the top left, two other coatimundis are playing fighting. One is yelling and has an open mouth and the other is on its back
August 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I would rather lose my license than interact with the BMV’s ai chat bot.
An ad for the Ohio BMV “virtual assistant” called “chat with Charlie”.
August 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Let’s check in with the Akron area latest news
A local news Facebook group announcing “The Akron Zoo has informed us that all their animals are accounted for. That Serval is someone's escaped pet.”
August 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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We got a new super villain looking chair and Pickles loves it so much
An orange cat laying upside down on a red chair. He appears to have no bones.
July 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Clementine the porch cat would like to know why I made it so hot outside. She can’t believe I would do this to her.
An overly dramatic orange cat sprawled across a brick porch ledge, communicating that it is too hot outside.
June 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Good news
A pic of me wearing the above mentioned metallic purple slingback sandals
June 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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If someone steals these from my porch while he's sleeping...
A pair of slingback sandals with an orange footbed and the upper part of the shoe is metallic purple
June 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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When you have a teenager at home but it’s 1pm in the summer and you have important packages on the porch
A discord message to my son saying “I need you to wake up and get my Fluevogs off the porch”
June 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Yeah don’t let your kids be child stars
US Weekly headline: Breaking: Haley Joel Osment Charged With Cocaine Possession and Disorderly Conduct
April 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Every March 24 I see this and feel every bit of my age.

41 years ago 😩😩😩
Opening scene of the movie The Breakfast Club, a drab school building with the date written over it “Saturday, March 24, 1984.”
March 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Oh it wasn’t as big as I remembered it 😂 still a big hit with the kid
A Christmas tree with Christmas presents and one child’s rocking toy in the shape of a monkey
March 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The greatest friend I have ever had, Adlai Stevenson the Cat
A white cat looking very dopey with his tongue out while getting petted
February 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Don’t you wish I was your mom?

8th grade math was bugging me
A discord message to my 14 year old about yesterday’s math homework: “did you find out the answer to that one triangle sum question? It kept me awake last night”
February 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Beans.
Pic of an orange cat, with his foot in the foreground and close up, showing his magnificent toe beans.
February 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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No. Go to jail.
Ugg boots for sale for $430 bucks. They are an abomination. Imagine candy corn stuck on top of brown Ugg boots and the candy corn goes all the way up your leg to mid thigh. Also the model is wearing some kind of denim robe to complete outfit. This is a crime scene.
January 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Good work Ohio, your racism won out over jobs. Hooray.

How is the price of eggs doing anyways
Three headlines in the business section. 1. Ohio State athletics reports 2024 operating expenses of $292.3 million and deficit of $37.7 million 2. Charter Communications to lay off 259 Akron call center employees 3. Bridgestone layoffs include undisclosed number of Akron workers, spokesperson says
January 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Oh for the love of Christ.

My "digital banking assistant" is just stuff a bunch of stuff you can already do online or in the app. I don't think I need a "digital assistant" to update my phone number on file.

Does "AI" really mean anything at this point? It's all AI and none of it is AI.
An online promotion for "Cizi", a bank's new "digital assistant". It says "Meet CiZi, the Citizens Digital Assistant. CiZi offers a faster and more convenient way to handle your everyday banking needs. Whether you’re on your couch or on the road, get real-time account assistance anytime, anywhere." Here are some of the ways it "helps you" (all of which can be done online or in the app already) Manage your accounts: How much money do you have in your accounts? And what were your most recent transactions? CiZi helps you check your balance, set up direct deposit and review transactions. Manage your cards: Did you misplace your debit or credit card? Use CiZi to lock and unlock your cards. Send and receive money: When you want to transfer money from one account to another, pay your bills or send money to a friend with Zelle®2, CiZi can help guide you through the steps. Deposit a check: Mobile check deposit is one of the great time-saving features of mobile banking. If you need some help, CiZi will walk you through the process and help you get your money in the bank. Find documents: Want to review your most recent bank statement or need to download bank documents, including tax statements and copies of checks, from a few years ago? CiZi will guide you to the Documents Center. Report fraud: If you see any suspicious activity on your account or unauthorized card use, you’ll want to report it ASAP. CiZi will show you how. Update your profile: Keep your account information, including your mailing address, phone number and email, current with help from CiZi. Get info on Citizens: Find your nearest bank branch, get details on current rates and fees and schedule an appointment, all right from the CiZi chat feature.
January 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM