I saw it on the TVs at the gym. Really tried looking away from that car crash, but the snippets I did see were humiliating. I'm now in Comfort Cocoon Mode to recover from the psychic damage. Just going to concentrate on my personal bubble.

You say this, but when I was little, I thought Hall & Oates were a gay cannibal couple from Germany. Great music tho.

Rest in Peace, King. My parents vilified you, and I took it upon myself to ask why. It's because you were more Christlike than their favorite politicians. Thanks for doing what you could to make the world a better place.

I know exactly when the oven timer is going to go off. It's scary. I start getting "the feeling", and without a doubt, the oven timer is at .01-

What fucking year is it?

He's basically a Captain Planet villian.