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Honking for kicks not cash. #NFFC and FPL. Fuck Elon, if you support fascist America don’t follow. If you support Putin, Netanyahu, Trump stand up in the mirror. You are already broken.
Things ppl do when speculation is prioritised over facts
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Facts
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Speculation
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Countdown to full scale palace fan meltdown as they attempt to justify any amount of slander as a retaliation for their own rule breach
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media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Netanyahu isn’t Moses. It’s okay to stand against him without fear of being antisemitic.
October 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If he cares that much maybe he should be forced to work with Ange for 2 years, and when his podcast business starts going south within 39 days maybe he’ll get it
October 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I tried to be poetic but I just think Ange is incompetent. Thank got we have gone back to pragmatism. No swear words.

Ange is a cunt
October 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
A day in the life of #uproarfc will have my hair falling out by the handful.

Fuck media narrative on Marinakis

Fuck pundits pleading with us to give Ange enough time to have us rock bottom and out of Europe

Fuck fans thinking we gonna get some amazing manager now when we couldn’t a month ago
October 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
#nffc fanbase meltdown is sth I know we really love at 🌳 but here’s the facts:

We sacked the perfect manager for our squad while we were on the up and replaced him with a steaming dog turd.

Managers don’t want to take on new projects mid season when you’re 18th.

So Ofc Dyche isn’t anyone’s…
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Okay so I’m saying it;
Both spurs and villa have been awful passing out from the back so far. Worse than Forest even.

Only difference is they don’t shit their pants at set pieces.

I expect to see a big improvement in results even if the replacement is dyche or even a used condom, or rat droppings.
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Can’t defend corners, going home
October 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
#nffc laughing stock.

Pundits saying you gotta give the guy time.

Nobody has explained why
October 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It saddens me that a guy that’s getting 3m a year and will get full compensation for any dismissal, isn’t accepted by fans that never asked for him, didn’t want him and are rightfully concerned he could relegate us.

Well Chris you can cry and it really doesn’t matter
Premier League predictions: Chris Sutton v Aya and Addison from Jamie Johnson FC, plus AI

https://www.eucup.com/1313371/

The treatment that Ange Postecoglou is getting from Nottingham Forest fans is just ridiculous. It saddens me, actually, that they are calling for him to be sacked after just …
Premier League predictions: Chris Sutton v Aya and Addison from Jamie Johnson FC, plus AI - European Football - EUCUP.COM
The treatment that Ange Postecoglou is getting from Nottingham Forest fans is just ridiculous.
www.eucup.com
October 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just watch the video. It’s a Chelsea issue and an fa issue. Blame Forest all you want. There’s a lot of babies dressed in blue and a lot of officials keen to distance themselves from the disparity in fines. 🤷‍♂️
Appeal against FA fine VS Chelsea.

https://www.eucup.com/1313505/

An independent Appeal Board has partially upheld an appeal by Nottingham Forest FC in relation to a breach of FA Rule E20.1 following the mass confrontation at their Premier League fixture on Sunday 6 October 2024. It was alleged …
Appeal against FA fine VS Chelsea. - European Football - EUCUP.COM
An independent Appeal Board has partially upheld an appeal by Nottingham Forest FC in relation to a breach of FA Rule E20.1 following the mass confrontation
www.eucup.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Anyone affected by our fanbase being okay with sacking a manager we didn’t want too early because if we wait it will be fairer to the dude on 3m a year:-

116 123 is the number for Samaritans.

Chris Sutton Martin O’Neill included.

We aren’t a charity. And we don’t ask for this.
October 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Valuation smells a bit off. Could be out of date
Chelsea is set to compete with Manchester City for Nottingham Forest's Elliot Anderson, valued at £35 million. The 22-year-old midfielder has impressed since his England debut and is a key target for both clubs. His contract with Forest runs until June 2029. By Tom Olver. Metro.co.uk
Chelsea to provide 'strong competition' in transfer race for £35m England star
The Blues are preparing to lure the midfielder to Stamford Bridge.
metro.co.uk
October 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Right so with no change seemingly on the horizon

#nffc

What would have to go down between now and the next international break to get us on board?

Obv need 3 points in Europe and anything less than 5 points from Chelsea Bournemouth Utd would be disastrous and yet highly likely.

Cluelessball 👎
October 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
#nffc the shining light on our season thus far has to be Elliot Anderson. Whether he stays or goes.

Cementing himself in the England first XI and going from strength to strength.

His heart may well reside in Newcastle but his head is focused on improving and learning the game.

#geordiemaradona
October 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
#nffc

His 2 year salary is £6m assuming his bonuses are not paid at severance.

He would receive the entire amount if he was sacked.

Unless anyone has a better idea for when we get relegated can we all stop feeling sorry for Ange not being given enough time.

It’s life. He will sleep okay 👍
October 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I keep seeing media outlets referring to Postecoglou’s comments about relishing a fight as if wanting to do better is somehow a demonstration that he knows what he’s doing.

Our squad is absolutely fine.

We shouldn’t need to fight to win games of football.

Making it about himself. It’s about 🌳
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October 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I told my wife and girlfriend I’d have next international break off..!
October 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Wake up Evangelos
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October 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Routinely dispatched #nffc

Better squad worse performances

Every game

Twice a week

Ange out

Feel sorry for those who believe it’s worth persevering

Sleepwalking into the championship atm
October 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Angeball is what it is; entertaining, beautifully ugly, style over substance and fun for about 5 seconds.

Tell me I’m wrong

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October 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sacking nuno for Ange is like replacing an rsj with marshmallows because it looks fun.

#nffc are we having fun or are we watching our house collapse?
October 3, 2025 at 7:05 AM