FPL Cartel
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18th #FPL season of using mostly eye-test to take too many hits. Follow for memes not leaks
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tha fuck is Cunha doing out there against Grimsby… abort Palmer transfer!
August 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tha fuck is Cunha doing out there against Grimsby… abort Palmer transfer!
I don’t think Wolves will be the benchmark this year. We can expect them and Brentford in a scrap with the promoted teams imo.
That said, Trafford has escaped some chatter with all of those goals going in. He’s looking an absolute bargain.
That said, Trafford has escaped some chatter with all of those goals going in. He’s looking an absolute bargain.
August 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I don’t think Wolves will be the benchmark this year. We can expect them and Brentford in a scrap with the promoted teams imo.
That said, Trafford has escaped some chatter with all of those goals going in. He’s looking an absolute bargain.
That said, Trafford has escaped some chatter with all of those goals going in. He’s looking an absolute bargain.
Don’t forget guys, he’s still yet to take the field. Takes the odd corner and everything
😬🙈
😬🙈
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August 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Don’t forget guys, he’s still yet to take the field. Takes the odd corner and everything
😬🙈
😬🙈
People with Marc Guiu and Dubravka, I wouldn’t panic at their part played in 3 nil games, unless you were planning an early bench boost or actually need them to ever play for you, then you’re already fucked
August 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
People with Marc Guiu and Dubravka, I wouldn’t panic at their part played in 3 nil games, unless you were planning an early bench boost or actually need them to ever play for you, then you’re already fucked
19.5M
Reijnders & Haaland > Saka & Watkins
Reijnders & Haaland > Saka & Watkins
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August 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
19.5M
Reijnders & Haaland > Saka & Watkins
Reijnders & Haaland > Saka & Watkins
Just as we all doubled up at the back with Dubravka and Esteve!
This bench boost looks like it’s going to be waiting a while…
This bench boost looks like it’s going to be waiting a while…
August 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Just as we all doubled up at the back with Dubravka and Esteve!
This bench boost looks like it’s going to be waiting a while…
This bench boost looks like it’s going to be waiting a while…
What do you like as 12mil striker spend best?
(Looking for 2 cheapies to go with Ollie)
Budget Options:
A) Fullkrug & Thiago (6m x2)
B) Joao Pedro & Guiu (7.5 & 4.5)
C) Strand Larsen & Piroe (6.5 & 5.5)
I think A is prob the most underrated. B is the most flexible as JP can become Wood/Solanke
(Looking for 2 cheapies to go with Ollie)
Budget Options:
A) Fullkrug & Thiago (6m x2)
B) Joao Pedro & Guiu (7.5 & 4.5)
C) Strand Larsen & Piroe (6.5 & 5.5)
I think A is prob the most underrated. B is the most flexible as JP can become Wood/Solanke
August 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What do you like as 12mil striker spend best?
(Looking for 2 cheapies to go with Ollie)
Budget Options:
A) Fullkrug & Thiago (6m x2)
B) Joao Pedro & Guiu (7.5 & 4.5)
C) Strand Larsen & Piroe (6.5 & 5.5)
I think A is prob the most underrated. B is the most flexible as JP can become Wood/Solanke
(Looking for 2 cheapies to go with Ollie)
Budget Options:
A) Fullkrug & Thiago (6m x2)
B) Joao Pedro & Guiu (7.5 & 4.5)
C) Strand Larsen & Piroe (6.5 & 5.5)
I think A is prob the most underrated. B is the most flexible as JP can become Wood/Solanke
1% (or less) owned mega differentials who will be closer to template than to differential at some point…
Richards
Matheus Nunes
Chalobah
Senesi
Enzo Le Fee
Dewsbury-Hall
Estevao
McNeil
Carvalho
Barry
Thiago
Some appeal here for 4th/5th defender and mid slots. Nunes is my favourite overlooked.
Richards
Matheus Nunes
Chalobah
Senesi
Enzo Le Fee
Dewsbury-Hall
Estevao
McNeil
Carvalho
Barry
Thiago
Some appeal here for 4th/5th defender and mid slots. Nunes is my favourite overlooked.
August 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
1% (or less) owned mega differentials who will be closer to template than to differential at some point…
Richards
Matheus Nunes
Chalobah
Senesi
Enzo Le Fee
Dewsbury-Hall
Estevao
McNeil
Carvalho
Barry
Thiago
Some appeal here for 4th/5th defender and mid slots. Nunes is my favourite overlooked.
Richards
Matheus Nunes
Chalobah
Senesi
Enzo Le Fee
Dewsbury-Hall
Estevao
McNeil
Carvalho
Barry
Thiago
Some appeal here for 4th/5th defender and mid slots. Nunes is my favourite overlooked.
Nearly there… I think
A) Palmer & Piroe
OR
B) Joao Pedro & Marmoush
Feels pretty close
A) Palmer & Piroe
OR
B) Joao Pedro & Marmoush
Feels pretty close
August 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Nearly there… I think
A) Palmer & Piroe
OR
B) Joao Pedro & Marmoush
Feels pretty close
A) Palmer & Piroe
OR
B) Joao Pedro & Marmoush
Feels pretty close
Wouldn’t go overboard on defensive contributions by having a DM, because the points are capped (max 2).
So when Chelsea have their cleansheet fixtures, the best option in the league for this metric (Moises Caceido) goes from a 3pt game to 5pts
So when Chelsea have their cleansheet fixtures, the best option in the league for this metric (Moises Caceido) goes from a 3pt game to 5pts
July 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Wouldn’t go overboard on defensive contributions by having a DM, because the points are capped (max 2).
So when Chelsea have their cleansheet fixtures, the best option in the league for this metric (Moises Caceido) goes from a 3pt game to 5pts
So when Chelsea have their cleansheet fixtures, the best option in the league for this metric (Moises Caceido) goes from a 3pt game to 5pts
Not sure I can get on board with Sunderland having so many fixtures considered easier, but Villa Everton Bournemouth catch the eye a bit with 4 home fixtures in the first 7
June 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Not sure I can get on board with Sunderland having so many fixtures considered easier, but Villa Everton Bournemouth catch the eye a bit with 4 home fixtures in the first 7
🧵 I love AI…
If your team has a ceiling of 5th place in the Premier League and faces a demanding campaign including the Champions League, and you can only pick between Ange Postecoglou or Thomas Frank, the better pick is Thomas Frank — and here’s why:
If your team has a ceiling of 5th place in the Premier League and faces a demanding campaign including the Champions League, and you can only pick between Ange Postecoglou or Thomas Frank, the better pick is Thomas Frank — and here’s why:
June 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
🧵 I love AI…
If your team has a ceiling of 5th place in the Premier League and faces a demanding campaign including the Champions League, and you can only pick between Ange Postecoglou or Thomas Frank, the better pick is Thomas Frank — and here’s why:
If your team has a ceiling of 5th place in the Premier League and faces a demanding campaign including the Champions League, and you can only pick between Ange Postecoglou or Thomas Frank, the better pick is Thomas Frank — and here’s why:
So Trent leaves, and Connor Bradley goes to… backup right back 🧐🤔
Kid is too good to be playing Carabao and FA Cup
Kid is too good to be playing Carabao and FA Cup
May 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
So Trent leaves, and Connor Bradley goes to… backup right back 🧐🤔
Kid is too good to be playing Carabao and FA Cup
Kid is too good to be playing Carabao and FA Cup
Best FPL squad with no Europe next year… subject to not being signed!
Pickford (Verbruggen)
Branthwaite
A. Robinson
Kerkez
Dalot
Ait-Nouri
Fernandes
Mitoma
Mbeumo
Kluivert
Bowen
Evanilson
Cunha
Piroe
9 English teams playing midweek football. Fun and games in 25/26.
Pickford (Verbruggen)
Branthwaite
A. Robinson
Kerkez
Dalot
Ait-Nouri
Fernandes
Mitoma
Mbeumo
Kluivert
Bowen
Evanilson
Cunha
Piroe
9 English teams playing midweek football. Fun and games in 25/26.
May 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Best FPL squad with no Europe next year… subject to not being signed!
Pickford (Verbruggen)
Branthwaite
A. Robinson
Kerkez
Dalot
Ait-Nouri
Fernandes
Mitoma
Mbeumo
Kluivert
Bowen
Evanilson
Cunha
Piroe
9 English teams playing midweek football. Fun and games in 25/26.
Pickford (Verbruggen)
Branthwaite
A. Robinson
Kerkez
Dalot
Ait-Nouri
Fernandes
Mitoma
Mbeumo
Kluivert
Bowen
Evanilson
Cunha
Piroe
9 English teams playing midweek football. Fun and games in 25/26.
Shite OR but pretty sexy.
See you next season (maybe) 🤓
See you next season (maybe) 🤓
May 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Shite OR but pretty sexy.
See you next season (maybe) 🤓
See you next season (maybe) 🤓
@alwayscheatingfpl.bsky.social lads I just wanted to thank you for the years.
You’re the first pod I listen to every week, and one I enjoy the most. Spent a good amount of time as Producer (Heath) and grateful for all of the air-time.
Legends who would have been great to meet some time 🙌🏻 🍻
You’re the first pod I listen to every week, and one I enjoy the most. Spent a good amount of time as Producer (Heath) and grateful for all of the air-time.
Legends who would have been great to meet some time 🙌🏻 🍻
May 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@alwayscheatingfpl.bsky.social lads I just wanted to thank you for the years.
You’re the first pod I listen to every week, and one I enjoy the most. Spent a good amount of time as Producer (Heath) and grateful for all of the air-time.
Legends who would have been great to meet some time 🙌🏻 🍻
You’re the first pod I listen to every week, and one I enjoy the most. Spent a good amount of time as Producer (Heath) and grateful for all of the air-time.
Legends who would have been great to meet some time 🙌🏻 🍻
Cunha ❌
Ait-Nouri ❌
Haaland ❌
Marmoush ❌
KDB ❌
Wissa ❌
Carnage
Ait-Nouri ❌
Haaland ❌
Marmoush ❌
KDB ❌
Wissa ❌
Carnage
May 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Cunha ❌
Ait-Nouri ❌
Haaland ❌
Marmoush ❌
KDB ❌
Wissa ❌
Carnage
Ait-Nouri ❌
Haaland ❌
Marmoush ❌
KDB ❌
Wissa ❌
Carnage
Dumfries is a right fullback m
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May 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Dumfries is a right fullback m
Didn’t captain De Bruyne because it was the first kick-off… 👀
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May 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Didn’t captain De Bruyne because it was the first kick-off… 👀
Can’t believe everyone on Wildcards without Wood and Mbeumo…
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April 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can’t believe everyone on Wildcards without Wood and Mbeumo…
To all those who thought, Asensio was a great wildcard differential and Villa punt for Prem minutes, with pens and points potential, just remember; your call was absolutely spot on.
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April 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
To all those who thought, Asensio was a great wildcard differential and Villa punt for Prem minutes, with pens and points potential, just remember; your call was absolutely spot on.