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GW12 🔒
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
GW12 🔒
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
🌍 343k
🔄 4/5
🏦 £1.0m
Four transfers, Jeremy? Four? That’s insane.
Pope ➡️ Raya
Gabriel ➡️ VVD
Semenyo ➡️ Mbeumo
Bowen ➡️ Thiago
Wanted to stay doubled up Arsenal defence so Raya comes in. Have rambled enough over IB so won’t repeat myself on the others.
Good to be back, good luck everyone!
Wrestling
Comic Books
Horror Films
Excel
Root Beer
Punk
Vic and Bob
Cooking
Football Manager
Accurately predicting (within 10%) the bankers offer on Deal or No Deal
Comic Books
Horror Films
Excel
Root Beer
Punk
Vic and Bob
Cooking
Football Manager
Accurately predicting (within 10%) the bankers offer on Deal or No Deal
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Bats
Sci-Fi films
Strong beer
Long black
Fantasy Premier League
Gigs
VBA in Excel
Catan
Cooking
Astronomy
10 random things you like
Bats
Sci-Fi films
Strong beer
Long black
Fantasy Premier League
Gigs
VBA in Excel
Catan
Cooking
Astronomy
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Jazz but not that Trad shite
Expensive shoes
Rubbish fourth division football
Vespa scooters
Shopping in Chiltern St
Ralph the Jackhund
Expensive jackets
Spain
GK Chesterton
Long walks
10 random things you like
Jazz but not that Trad shite
Expensive shoes
Rubbish fourth division football
Vespa scooters
Shopping in Chiltern St
Ralph the Jackhund
Expensive jackets
Spain
GK Chesterton
Long walks
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Wrestling
Comic Books
Horror Films
Excel
Root Beer
Punk
Vic and Bob
Cooking
Football Manager
Accurately predicting (within 10%) the bankers offer on Deal or No Deal
Comic Books
Horror Films
Excel
Root Beer
Punk
Vic and Bob
Cooking
Football Manager
Accurately predicting (within 10%) the bankers offer on Deal or No Deal
Stepping away from FPL briefly, is anyone else infatuated with this album??
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Stepping away from FPL briefly, is anyone else infatuated with this album??
🧵
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
🧵
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
Going to log my thoughts over the IB as a way to keep track of them but also to look back on as, most likely, where my decent start all came undone.
🌍 343k
🏦 £0.7
🔄 5/5
With the AFCON top up I need to make 10 transfers over the next 5 GWs to avoid burning any, but I generally like my team…
Naturally this is what my ‘stepping away for a week’ looks like…
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Naturally this is what my ‘stepping away for a week’ looks like…
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
Semenyo averaged roughly 0.12 NPxG per shot last season when he was seen as wasteful, currently at 0.17 and on a downward trend for volume and quality 🤔
All out for 40pts 🥱 and a small red arrow to 343k
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
All out for 40pts 🥱 and a small red arrow to 343k
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
One of them weeks and hasn’t done too much damage. 5 FT’s to stew on over the international break and not sure what the plan is atm - will probably step away completely for a week at least
GW11 🔒
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
GW11 🔒
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
🔄 0/4
🏦 £0.7
🌍 326k
We roll to the holy grail of 5 FT’s over the international break. Xhaka has been the only decision to make really, love the narrative but Arsenal defence is just something else.
Good luck everyone!
All out for 78 and a nice little green arrow to 326k, Granit Xhaka ❤️
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
All out for 78 and a nice little green arrow to 326k, Granit Xhaka ❤️
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
Some serious point dodging from Saka, Bruno and Bowen but what can you do 🤷♂️
Plans now are to roll next week and have 5 FT’s for the IB 🤞
As someone with no Mateta, Palace defence or Gyok this feels……ok?
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
As someone with no Mateta, Palace defence or Gyok this feels……ok?
More like Jean-Philippe meta-ta am I right
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November 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
More like Jean-Philippe meta-ta am I right
GW10 🔒
0/3 FTs
0.7 🏦
385k 🌎
Easy roll, keeping the faith with Bowen for another 2 weeks at least 🫣
Good luck everyone!
0/3 FTs
0.7 🏦
385k 🌎
Easy roll, keeping the faith with Bowen for another 2 weeks at least 🫣
Good luck everyone!
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
GW10 🔒
0/3 FTs
0.7 🏦
385k 🌎
Easy roll, keeping the faith with Bowen for another 2 weeks at least 🫣
Good luck everyone!
0/3 FTs
0.7 🏦
385k 🌎
Easy roll, keeping the faith with Bowen for another 2 weeks at least 🫣
Good luck everyone!
If you think you’ve had a bad week, check out my mates 24pt Bench Boost.
You love to see it.
You love to see it.
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If you think you’ve had a bad week, check out my mates 24pt Bench Boost.
You love to see it.
You love to see it.
57 all out and another green arrow.
Obviously this was looking a lot better before Van de Ven went batshit but I ain’t complaining 🙃
Obviously this was looking a lot better before Van de Ven went batshit but I ain’t complaining 🙃
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
57 all out and another green arrow.
Obviously this was looking a lot better before Van de Ven went batshit but I ain’t complaining 🙃
Obviously this was looking a lot better before Van de Ven went batshit but I ain’t complaining 🙃
Come on Bruno give me something…
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Come on Bruno give me something…
Refreshing Xhaka’s stats every 3 minutes
October 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Refreshing Xhaka’s stats every 3 minutes
GW9 🔒
Xhaka vs Guiu an interesting decision this week.
Xhaka >60mins + DEFCON ≈ 4pts
Guiu <60mins + goal ≈ 5pts
Normally I’d chase the upside but head is winning this one. Other than that an easy week, rolling to 3 FTs
Good luck everyone!
Xhaka vs Guiu an interesting decision this week.
Xhaka >60mins + DEFCON ≈ 4pts
Guiu <60mins + goal ≈ 5pts
Normally I’d chase the upside but head is winning this one. Other than that an easy week, rolling to 3 FTs
Good luck everyone!
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
GW9 🔒
Xhaka vs Guiu an interesting decision this week.
Xhaka >60mins + DEFCON ≈ 4pts
Guiu <60mins + goal ≈ 5pts
Normally I’d chase the upside but head is winning this one. Other than that an easy week, rolling to 3 FTs
Good luck everyone!
Xhaka vs Guiu an interesting decision this week.
Xhaka >60mins + DEFCON ≈ 4pts
Guiu <60mins + goal ≈ 5pts
Normally I’d chase the upside but head is winning this one. Other than that an easy week, rolling to 3 FTs
Good luck everyone!
A green arrow on a wildcard!
All out for 76 and up to 550k, steady progress.
All out for 76 and up to 550k, steady progress.
October 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
A green arrow on a wildcard!
All out for 76 and up to 550k, steady progress.
All out for 76 and up to 550k, steady progress.
GW8 🔒
🚨 WC 🚨
Team has been set since Monday, very happy with it. Red arrow incoming, curse of the wildcard etc…
Plan now is to roll until next IB and come back in GW12 with 5 free transfers, what can go wrong eh?
Good luck everyone!
🚨 WC 🚨
Team has been set since Monday, very happy with it. Red arrow incoming, curse of the wildcard etc…
Plan now is to roll until next IB and come back in GW12 with 5 free transfers, what can go wrong eh?
Good luck everyone!
October 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
GW8 🔒
🚨 WC 🚨
Team has been set since Monday, very happy with it. Red arrow incoming, curse of the wildcard etc…
Plan now is to roll until next IB and come back in GW12 with 5 free transfers, what can go wrong eh?
Good luck everyone!
🚨 WC 🚨
Team has been set since Monday, very happy with it. Red arrow incoming, curse of the wildcard etc…
Plan now is to roll until next IB and come back in GW12 with 5 free transfers, what can go wrong eh?
Good luck everyone!
All out for 69 (wheyyyyy)
A small red arrow but can’t really complain. Hoping everyone comes back from IB healthy so I can get rid of some deadwood 🪓
A small red arrow but can’t really complain. Hoping everyone comes back from IB healthy so I can get rid of some deadwood 🪓
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
All out for 69 (wheyyyyy)
A small red arrow but can’t really complain. Hoping everyone comes back from IB healthy so I can get rid of some deadwood 🪓
A small red arrow but can’t really complain. Hoping everyone comes back from IB healthy so I can get rid of some deadwood 🪓
Trying to find the right timing for wildcard is causing a headache. Balancing extra information vs optimal use of transfers.
WC 13 was the plan, but every FT before GW16 should be used (and min 1 a week after), a WC so close bunches everything up. But now doesn’t feel the time either 🤔
WC 13 was the plan, but every FT before GW16 should be used (and min 1 a week after), a WC so close bunches everything up. But now doesn’t feel the time either 🤔
October 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trying to find the right timing for wildcard is causing a headache. Balancing extra information vs optimal use of transfers.
WC 13 was the plan, but every FT before GW16 should be used (and min 1 a week after), a WC so close bunches everything up. But now doesn’t feel the time either 🤔
WC 13 was the plan, but every FT before GW16 should be used (and min 1 a week after), a WC so close bunches everything up. But now doesn’t feel the time either 🤔
I don’t think I’ll make a worse pick than Dorgu this season — an absolute disaster, especially with so many others at his price or cheaper shining.
Can’t wait to send him packing.
Can’t wait to send him packing.
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I don’t think I’ll make a worse pick than Dorgu this season — an absolute disaster, especially with so many others at his price or cheaper shining.
Can’t wait to send him packing.
Can’t wait to send him packing.
Porro on 9 DEFCON
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October 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Porro on 9 DEFCON
All out for 94
3mil+ rank gain, top 20k GW rank 🤯
Even Bruno couldn’t stop this gravy train, cracking week.
3mil+ rank gain, top 20k GW rank 🤯
Even Bruno couldn’t stop this gravy train, cracking week.
September 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
All out for 94
3mil+ rank gain, top 20k GW rank 🤯
Even Bruno couldn’t stop this gravy train, cracking week.
3mil+ rank gain, top 20k GW rank 🤯
Even Bruno couldn’t stop this gravy train, cracking week.