FPL Primera
@fpl-primera.bsky.social
📊 Former #FPL data nerd. #AFC
🏆 2025/26 #FPL Champion.
🦋 Will follow back FPL accounts.
🏆 2025/26 #FPL Champion.
🦋 Will follow back FPL accounts.
I really like Az. But this isn’t right. He’s trying to prop up his mate here.
😬 yey “we’ll have chips”
Really sad. And a shame too. I thought Az was one of the the good ones, clear of being influenced. But he’s right in it.
😬 yey “we’ll have chips”
Really sad. And a shame too. I thought Az was one of the the good ones, clear of being influenced. But he’s right in it.
Double chips now! Don’t forget AM covered 3 GWs last season. So, removing that stupid thing and having double the regular chips means we’ll have chips active for the same amount of Gameweeks as last season anyway 😎
I love it!
I love it!
July 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I really like Az. But this isn’t right. He’s trying to prop up his mate here.
😬 yey “we’ll have chips”
Really sad. And a shame too. I thought Az was one of the the good ones, clear of being influenced. But he’s right in it.
😬 yey “we’ll have chips”
Really sad. And a shame too. I thought Az was one of the the good ones, clear of being influenced. But he’s right in it.
I don’t wish to be harsh, but Mark has really fucked it.
July 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I don’t wish to be harsh, but Mark has really fucked it.
So much shite happening in #FPL.
- WhatsApp’s to choose price reveals.
- Insta now an FPL thing
- Some big channels have become unwatchable for the amount of adverts they insert (ahem @the-fplwire.bsky.social ).
- The dodgy UI.
- The extra chips.
- daft AFCON transfers.
We’re nearing the end. 🥺
- WhatsApp’s to choose price reveals.
- Insta now an FPL thing
- Some big channels have become unwatchable for the amount of adverts they insert (ahem @the-fplwire.bsky.social ).
- The dodgy UI.
- The extra chips.
- daft AFCON transfers.
We’re nearing the end. 🥺
July 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So much shite happening in #FPL.
- WhatsApp’s to choose price reveals.
- Insta now an FPL thing
- Some big channels have become unwatchable for the amount of adverts they insert (ahem @the-fplwire.bsky.social ).
- The dodgy UI.
- The extra chips.
- daft AFCON transfers.
We’re nearing the end. 🥺
- WhatsApp’s to choose price reveals.
- Insta now an FPL thing
- Some big channels have become unwatchable for the amount of adverts they insert (ahem @the-fplwire.bsky.social ).
- The dodgy UI.
- The extra chips.
- daft AFCON transfers.
We’re nearing the end. 🥺
- 2024/25 Season (min.1900 mins)
- npxG+xA per 90mins
🥇 0.61 Madueke
🥈 0.36 Elanga
🥉 0.36 Gibbs-White
4️⃣ 0.35 Kudus
5️⃣ 0.32 Rodrygo
- npxG+xA per 90mins
🥇 0.61 Madueke
🥈 0.36 Elanga
🥉 0.36 Gibbs-White
4️⃣ 0.35 Kudus
5️⃣ 0.32 Rodrygo
July 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
- 2024/25 Season (min.1900 mins)
- npxG+xA per 90mins
🥇 0.61 Madueke
🥈 0.36 Elanga
🥉 0.36 Gibbs-White
4️⃣ 0.35 Kudus
5️⃣ 0.32 Rodrygo
- npxG+xA per 90mins
🥇 0.61 Madueke
🥈 0.36 Elanga
🥉 0.36 Gibbs-White
4️⃣ 0.35 Kudus
5️⃣ 0.32 Rodrygo
And Mbeumo wanted too much, making his role as backup not viable.
Mbeumo arguably over performed last season and yet Madueke, again, comes out well.
Mbeumo arguably over performed last season and yet Madueke, again, comes out well.
Arsenal wanted Bryan Mbuemo as the RW backup, maybe they just really do believe that is something important after seeing life without Saka and thinking about his long term health and production.
That would have been a more expensive deal with the wages and with limited upside relative to Madueke.
That would have been a more expensive deal with the wages and with limited upside relative to Madueke.
July 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
And Mbeumo wanted too much, making his role as backup not viable.
Mbeumo arguably over performed last season and yet Madueke, again, comes out well.
Mbeumo arguably over performed last season and yet Madueke, again, comes out well.
🥇Madueke
This could be a brilliant bit of business for Arsenal.
This could be a brilliant bit of business for Arsenal.
July 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
🥇Madueke
This could be a brilliant bit of business for Arsenal.
This could be a brilliant bit of business for Arsenal.
If you’re disappointed or ‘shocked’ by Arsenal lodging a bid for a 23yr old English International forward, who will release pressure on Saka and who genuinely can help the team when called upon, you’re out of your mind.
£50 is a snip in today’s market.
£50 is a snip in today’s market.
July 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you’re disappointed or ‘shocked’ by Arsenal lodging a bid for a 23yr old English International forward, who will release pressure on Saka and who genuinely can help the team when called upon, you’re out of your mind.
£50 is a snip in today’s market.
£50 is a snip in today’s market.
Ok here’s some fun. From a lot of the names we’ve seen in transfer talk recently, who comes out on top?
- 2024/25 Season (min.1900 mins)
- npxG+xA per 90mins
🥇 0.61 ???
🥈 0.36 Elanga
🥉 0.35 Kudus
4️⃣ 0.32 Rodrygo
Who is in first place?
- 2024/25 Season (min.1900 mins)
- npxG+xA per 90mins
🥇 0.61 ???
🥈 0.36 Elanga
🥉 0.35 Kudus
4️⃣ 0.32 Rodrygo
Who is in first place?
July 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ok here’s some fun. From a lot of the names we’ve seen in transfer talk recently, who comes out on top?
- 2024/25 Season (min.1900 mins)
- npxG+xA per 90mins
🥇 0.61 ???
🥈 0.36 Elanga
🥉 0.35 Kudus
4️⃣ 0.32 Rodrygo
Who is in first place?
- 2024/25 Season (min.1900 mins)
- npxG+xA per 90mins
🥇 0.61 ???
🥈 0.36 Elanga
🥉 0.35 Kudus
4️⃣ 0.32 Rodrygo
Who is in first place?
PSG. Getting what they paid for.
July 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
PSG. Getting what they paid for.
Can’t believe Oasis did ‘Cast no shadow’ tonight in Cardiff. A great song of theirs initially only released on the vinyl version of Definitely Maybe.
July 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Can’t believe Oasis did ‘Cast no shadow’ tonight in Cardiff. A great song of theirs initially only released on the vinyl version of Definitely Maybe.
To put this into context, 85% of players completed more tackles per game than Kerkez last season.
Slightly surprised at how poor Kerkez’s stats are tbh.
June 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
To put this into context, 85% of players completed more tackles per game than Kerkez last season.
Slightly surprised at how poor Kerkez’s stats are tbh.
June 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Slightly surprised at how poor Kerkez’s stats are tbh.
I don’t think it’s Gyökeres or Sesko.
I think it’s Gyökeres and Sesko.
I think it’s Gyökeres and Sesko.
June 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don’t think it’s Gyökeres or Sesko.
I think it’s Gyökeres and Sesko.
I think it’s Gyökeres and Sesko.
Feels like Mbeumo is holding out for a move to Tottenham instead.
Will they want to pay £200k+ weekly wages though?! 🤔
Will they want to pay £200k+ weekly wages though?! 🤔
June 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Feels like Mbeumo is holding out for a move to Tottenham instead.
Will they want to pay £200k+ weekly wages though?! 🤔
Will they want to pay £200k+ weekly wages though?! 🤔
Players I will never own under any circumstance in FPL 25/26 season:
Ait-Nouri
Cherki
Doku
Frimpong
Foden
Marmoush
B. Fernandes
Kerkez
Ait-Nouri
Cherki
Doku
Frimpong
Foden
Marmoush
B. Fernandes
Kerkez
June 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Players I will never own under any circumstance in FPL 25/26 season:
Ait-Nouri
Cherki
Doku
Frimpong
Foden
Marmoush
B. Fernandes
Kerkez
Ait-Nouri
Cherki
Doku
Frimpong
Foden
Marmoush
B. Fernandes
Kerkez
The con artist begins his schtick.
Tuchel says too many elite club teams now play the same way, building from the full-backs
He wants to do something different with England, but has barely had the equivalent of a week's pre-season, and is very conscious of next summer's heat
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
He wants to do something different with England, but has barely had the equivalent of a week's pre-season, and is very conscious of next summer's heat
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
A year to go until the World Cup, Tuchel faces the reality of international football
Limited training sessions, a reliance on club coaches, and preparing for differing conditions all concern the England boss ahead of the World Cup qualifier with Andorra
www.independent.co.uk
June 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The con artist begins his schtick.
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I hear that Ange is now looking for a new job. Crazy situation at Spurs.
June 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Sad to see Delap going to Chelsea. He’ll probably earn a fortune but unlikely to get out their Carabao squad.
June 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sad to see Delap going to Chelsea. He’ll probably earn a fortune but unlikely to get out their Carabao squad.
I hear that Ange is now looking for a new job. Crazy situation at Spurs.
June 1, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I hear that Ange is now looking for a new job. Crazy situation at Spurs.
🐐 pod. Get this in your ears.
Ep. 513 - Post-mortem: Season Takeaways
After some time to marinate, we’re finally ready to dive into the annual postmortem episode... Let's go...
Find the pod at:
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0oE4...
YouTube: youtu.be/6Vg5jAMB0ac
#FPL
After some time to marinate, we’re finally ready to dive into the annual postmortem episode... Let's go...
Find the pod at:
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0oE4...
YouTube: youtu.be/6Vg5jAMB0ac
#FPL
May 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
🐐 pod. Get this in your ears.
Holy shit de Bruyne is gonna get run out of that town.
May 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Holy shit de Bruyne is gonna get run out of that town.
Can see de Bruyne getting chased out of Napoli if he ends up there.
They’re not ones for propping up players bank balances who are well past their best.
They’re not ones for propping up players bank balances who are well past their best.
May 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Can see de Bruyne getting chased out of Napoli if he ends up there.
They’re not ones for propping up players bank balances who are well past their best.
They’re not ones for propping up players bank balances who are well past their best.