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5th season playing FPL ⚽ 10+ years making inappropriate jokes 🤸🏻‍♀️ #COYS #AnalyticsFC
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✅️ twitter has turned into a bot-ridden cess pit
✅️ elon is a fugly bitch
PORTUGUESE SAINT GERMAIN PREVAILED
a group of men are hugging each other on a soccer field during a game .
ALT: a group of men are hugging each other on a soccer field during a game .
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May 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
KVICHA THE GEORGIAN

GET INNNN
May 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
great day to be an mbappe hater
May 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Watching the final from Picos de Europa 🇪🇸
May 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
POV: You're in France and found a pub to watch the Conference League final
May 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I step foot in England, and days later, Spurs win a trophy
May 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm visiting my English in-laws for the first time

They're very nice, but it's a bit surreal

It sounds lounds like everyone is narrating a documentary, all at the same time
May 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I doubted whether I was missing a comma and thought, "It's ok. Grammarly will flag it."

I was writing with pen and paper.

Real "Chat, am I cooked?" moment 💀
April 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Since I came to New Zealand, I've been eating loads of English food like full breakfast, muffins, sausage rolls, pies, fish & chips, brown sauce, etc.

I gotta say, you guys ruined your reputation with jellied eels and stupid names like toad in the whole, but your food is actually delicious!
April 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Man is causing a market meltdown matched only by a one-in-a-generation pandemic

Looking forward to seeing how the MAGA meat munchers will defend him this time
April 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reminiscing on the good times 😮‍💨
March 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I came to see king Chris Wood qualify New Zealand for the World Cup but it's not looking good 🥲
March 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Watched rugby league live in Auckland tonight! I'm feeling extremely grateful 🍀

Up the Wahs ✊🏻🇳🇿
March 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
bro is plugging his declining business on his failing social media platform

prime grifter 😭😭
March 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Reposted by inês 🧚🏻‍♀️
darwin is hilarious 😭😭
January 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
After trying to fall asleep for over 2 hours last night, I got up and had a sleeping pill, a shot of whiskey, and a slice of ham

Weeks of insomnia will turn you into a crackhead
March 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm in New Zealand and I just saw a kid walk by with a Ronaldo Portugal football jersey 🇵🇹🥹
March 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
nooooo they cooked bro 😭😭

what did my g daffy do???
February 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I'm reviewing a whole page of calculations because the final result was 1,234.69, which just doesn't seem like a real number.
February 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I don't smoke, but as a big fan of Mad Men, smoking lounges in Moroccan airports are fascinating.

It's like traveling back in time to the era where tobacco marketing was allowed.

They really try to make it seem cool, but, in reality, it's absolutely grim inside.
February 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
LET. HIM. COOK.
February 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i just wrote 'peanut the squirrel lore' on a content brief

i love my job 🥹
January 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
trying to cope with one of the worst hangovers in recent times

self reminder: this is why you had stopped drinking whiskey
January 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
darwin is hilarious 😭😭
January 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
life update: we are so back (in morocco)
January 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM