Fpl Failure
@fpl-failure.bsky.social
I’ve always been bad at FPL but I like talking about it!
Actually got good for three years but back to the norm now.
24/25: 242k
23/24: 1148th
22/23: 93k
21/22: 40k
Pre 2021: we don’t talk about this.
Oh and I’m a Wolves fan, unfortunately.
Actually got good for three years but back to the norm now.
24/25: 242k
23/24: 1148th
22/23: 93k
21/22: 40k
Pre 2021: we don’t talk about this.
Oh and I’m a Wolves fan, unfortunately.
Rolling this week after a bit of a rough gw10. Still sitting quite nicely at 470k but I’m begging for Bowen to finally come good today
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Rolling this week after a bit of a rough gw10. Still sitting quite nicely at 470k but I’m begging for Bowen to finally come good today
This is going to be a brutal week!
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is going to be a brutal week!
I’ve done the maverick Pedro to Mateta move, just to be different. I hate Bowen being there but he gets two more games before likely becoming Guiu with Longstaff moving up to an 8m ish mid in gw12
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I’ve done the maverick Pedro to Mateta move, just to be different. I hate Bowen being there but he gets two more games before likely becoming Guiu with Longstaff moving up to an 8m ish mid in gw12
You can all pipe down about your blanks and doubles now 😅
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
You can all pipe down about your blanks and doubles now 😅
Super week, despite Van de Ven doing his best to ruin it. All chips gone now though so the fun but is over.
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Super week, despite Van de Ven doing his best to ruin it. All chips gone now though so the fun but is over.
Joao Pedro about to get yeeted for Mateta as soon as the prices look to be changing
October 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Joao Pedro about to get yeeted for Mateta as soon as the prices look to be changing
Bench boost active to get it out of the way. Not expecting much at all but hopefully one of the 4 can get a return to scrape 10 points.
October 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Bench boost active to get it out of the way. Not expecting much at all but hopefully one of the 4 can get a return to scrape 10 points.
Weird week. 82 points on WC, nearly halved my rank to 830k ish, but I’m still in a bad mood because I literally can’t pick a non-Haaland forward that ever gets points. Mukiele papering over a massive crack this week, so unless Pedro and Bowen magically stop being crap, it’s only going to get worse.
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Weird week. 82 points on WC, nearly halved my rank to 830k ish, but I’m still in a bad mood because I literally can’t pick a non-Haaland forward that ever gets points. Mukiele papering over a massive crack this week, so unless Pedro and Bowen magically stop being crap, it’s only going to get worse.
WC done I think. Finally bought Senesi and I’m benching him 😂
October 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
WC done I think. Finally bought Senesi and I’m benching him 😂
Hey guys, if a few thousand of you could sell Pedro for Woltemade today or tomorrow, that’d be awesome.
Unrelated, I got Woltemade in at 7.1 when I activated my WC and he’s going to be Pedro by the time the deadline happens.
Unrelated, I got Woltemade in at 7.1 when I activated my WC and he’s going to be Pedro by the time the deadline happens.
October 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Hey guys, if a few thousand of you could sell Pedro for Woltemade today or tomorrow, that’d be awesome.
Unrelated, I got Woltemade in at 7.1 when I activated my WC and he’s going to be Pedro by the time the deadline happens.
Unrelated, I got Woltemade in at 7.1 when I activated my WC and he’s going to be Pedro by the time the deadline happens.
Latest draft, BB9 will be a little weak but hoping to scrape 10 points and move on with my life. Will try and force myself to roll until gw13 but I know I won’t 😂.
No palace defenders is the obvious issue here I think.
No palace defenders is the obvious issue here I think.
October 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Latest draft, BB9 will be a little weak but hoping to scrape 10 points and move on with my life. Will try and force myself to roll until gw13 but I know I won’t 😂.
No palace defenders is the obvious issue here I think.
No palace defenders is the obvious issue here I think.
Ok so maybe the plan wasn’t for him to leave but he wasn’t going to play anyway. Hopefully we get some clarity one way or another!
October 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ok so maybe the plan wasn’t for him to leave but he wasn’t going to play anyway. Hopefully we get some clarity one way or another!
No idea if this is particularly useful, but I had a quick look at how many times defenders have got DEFCONS against particular opposition. Obviously not everyone has played each other yet but there’s quite a bit of disparity.
October 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
No idea if this is particularly useful, but I had a quick look at how many times defenders have got DEFCONS against particular opposition. Obviously not everyone has played each other yet but there’s quite a bit of disparity.
Sarr to KDH, Chalobah to Diouf and DCL to Bowen works 🤔.
I don’t like DCL either tbf!
This looks fine for a BB
I don’t like DCL either tbf!
This looks fine for a BB
October 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Sarr to KDH, Chalobah to Diouf and DCL to Bowen works 🤔.
I don’t like DCL either tbf!
This looks fine for a BB
I don’t like DCL either tbf!
This looks fine for a BB
First WC draft with BB in GW9 in mind
October 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
First WC draft with BB in GW9 in mind
Took my daughter to see Antoine Semenyo this morning
October 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Took my daughter to see Antoine Semenyo this morning
Snap! I enjoyed getting the price rises last night!
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Snap! I enjoyed getting the price rises last night!
Last minute wc7 draft…
October 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Last minute wc7 draft…
Coming round to the idea of wildcarding this week now. Would look like this I think. Would save a hit this week but only 5 players in the starting 11 would change. BB8 would be on but very good chance that gets scuppered by injuries over the break.
October 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Coming round to the idea of wildcarding this week now. Would look like this I think. Would save a hit this week but only 5 players in the starting 11 would change. BB8 would be on but very good chance that gets scuppered by injuries over the break.
The cracks are starting to show but I’m holding firm for this week. Cross my fingers and hope for the best, if Anderson and Esteve are needed then so be it - hopefully they get defcons! -4 taken and TC on the big man.
All gets ripped up if he’s injured but that’s pretty much the case for everyone!
All gets ripped up if he’s injured but that’s pretty much the case for everyone!
September 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
The cracks are starting to show but I’m holding firm for this week. Cross my fingers and hope for the best, if Anderson and Esteve are needed then so be it - hopefully they get defcons! -4 taken and TC on the big man.
All gets ripped up if he’s injured but that’s pretty much the case for everyone!
All gets ripped up if he’s injured but that’s pretty much the case for everyone!
Tricky one this week. Want to do Cunha to Semenyo but that means a hit to get Haaland next week. But if Watkins is shit again and Wood has poor minutes then a wildcard 6 is very much on the table anyway.
Basically does Semenyo get 4 more than Reijnders this week?
Basically does Semenyo get 4 more than Reijnders this week?
September 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Tricky one this week. Want to do Cunha to Semenyo but that means a hit to get Haaland next week. But if Watkins is shit again and Wood has poor minutes then a wildcard 6 is very much on the table anyway.
Basically does Semenyo get 4 more than Reijnders this week?
Basically does Semenyo get 4 more than Reijnders this week?