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Snap!

Those 3 W's have turned out to be 3 L's.

Cue them all hauling once we've removed them.
September 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
WILDCARD TIME.

Wirtz, Watkins and Wood have been a disaster. Feels good to get them done.
September 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
One swift conference call to the Cartel lads and Pedro Porro jumps from 9 to 12 DEFCON!

+2!

#FPL
August 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Utter chaos the first 2 GWs.

Sicarios for GW3 🇲🇽

❌Palmer — ✅Sarr
❌JSL —✅Wood
🧢 Bruno
August 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
GW38 is here. Top of the 3 mini leagues by 100 points, 32k overall.

Might not bother with deadline this week.
May 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Absolutely gutted that the @alwayscheatingfpl.bsky.social podcast is over.

A stable in my weekly routine, they cut through UK based FPL content like an after dinner sorbet .

Will miss those guys.
May 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Mini red arrow.

We move.
February 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Why is everyone so shocked?

It’s not a mistake or a bug, it’s in the the rules!

#ASSMAN
January 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
End of April return for Saka.

We’re not getting a fully fit Player for the rest of this season.
Saka surgery. Not N injury you come back from quickly.

April return?

Well done Arteta
January 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Sickness bug going through the Arsenal squad ahead of today’s game vs Brentford.

Could we be getting bench points?
January 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Saka surgery. Not N injury you come back from quickly.

April return?

Well done Arteta
December 27, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Arteta runs Saka into the ground then bemoans his injury.

The consequence of playing him in games that he does need to be near and travelling long distances to play against 2nd rate Euro sides. Was a matter of time.
December 23, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Still a chance of a Cunha ban before kick off?

Imagine it came after the deadline!
December 21, 2024 at 9:04 AM
The Cartel group chat are fully endorsing Castagne…
December 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Mystery Chip
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December 11, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Insanity continues 🚀🚀

GW11 -1.3m 🌍
————>
GW14 -49k 🌍

Wood, Palmer, Fernandes 🫡
Insane last few weeks 🚀

GW11 - 1.3m 🌍
GW12 - 494k 🌍
GW13- 242k 🌍

Haaland out has been incredible. Brutal for those that kept hold.

93 all out this week.

🇲🇽
December 9, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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Insane last few weeks 🚀

GW11 - 1.3m 🌍
GW12 - 494k 🌍
GW13- 242k 🌍

Haaland out has been incredible. Brutal for those that kept hold.

93 all out this week.

🇲🇽
December 1, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Keeping the deadline 11am is beyond stupid from FPL towers.

Likely due to the inflexibility of their processes and systems.

We won’t be able to react to anymore postponements now.
December 7, 2024 at 9:57 AM
🧢🧢🧢
December 7, 2024 at 8:42 AM
11 points 🫡
December 4, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Those Mykolenko bench points…
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