Let me guess, it's spam

stepping foot in mouth

Petition to rename April Fool's to Poe's Law Day

They'd prop him up Weekend at Bernie's style I'm pretty sure...
bsky.app/profile/fpal...

"I only consume machine outputs"

Nothing wrong with that tbh

Liminaltag

Aishtan Shakarian 🏆 She's been my personal heroine ever since

Obviously "the cat's out of the bag" refers to a rare & unlikely event

Moony McMoonface moment

Wait till you learn about the death stick pusher Elan Sleazebaggano

Belated thank you for the thread and the well wishes! 🙏 We're okay, and I've forwarded your thread to my relatives so they can hopefully rest easier 🍀

Boy do I have a book for you:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CPB8F74...

Yeah leaving my "I'm not clever enough to understand this" age behind has been a sobering experience. Turns out I am clever enough, there's just not much to understand in many papers (or what little actual insight is there is swamped by obfuscating rhetoric).

I mean,

Moore's LAU

For eating out on the patio, obv