Fozzie
@fozziebare.bsky.social
Avid and incredibly mid MTG player. Professional podcast guest. "ABC. Always Be Brewing!"
I love my Raggadragga deck but don’t love the original art, so I made an alter. Now it’s my favorite deck.
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I love my Raggadragga deck but don’t love the original art, so I made an alter. Now it’s my favorite deck.
Monoblack FTW. I miss this deck and should rebuild it.
October 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Monoblack FTW. I miss this deck and should rebuild it.
Don’t engage with or play a game with this POS. Send a clear message that bigotry has no place in #MagictheGathering
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Don’t engage with or play a game with this POS. Send a clear message that bigotry has no place in #MagictheGathering
I would 100% go all in for a WWDItS secret lair.
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I would 100% go all in for a WWDItS secret lair.
This is one of my new coworkers. His name is Bear and he’s a very good boy. Real shit at Excel though.
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This is one of my new coworkers. His name is Bear and he’s a very good boy. Real shit at Excel though.
Like a fine wine I want to suck down
October 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Like a fine wine I want to suck down
#NeverForget it’s ok to excise bad people from your life.
October 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
#NeverForget it’s ok to excise bad people from your life.
October 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
They’re all inhuman monsters. Let them know.
September 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
They’re all inhuman monsters. Let them know.
My contribution. Hope this helps *hugs*
August 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
My contribution. Hope this helps *hugs*
I recently found out an acquaintance was a 3-time Trump voter. I immediately called him a useless piece of shit and said that I hope he dies. I’d like to reaffirm that statement.
August 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I recently found out an acquaintance was a 3-time Trump voter. I immediately called him a useless piece of shit and said that I hope he dies. I’d like to reaffirm that statement.
“I couldn’t help but wonder, what political party does every single resident vote for?”
July 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“I couldn’t help but wonder, what political party does every single resident vote for?”
Well apparently I didn’t pay attention in the first one because I thought Anne Hathaway’s character killed that mean old lady at the end.
July 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Well apparently I didn’t pay attention in the first one because I thought Anne Hathaway’s character killed that mean old lady at the end.
Dangerous game for Elphaba to just talk to Fiyero like that when moisture can literally kill her.
July 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Dangerous game for Elphaba to just talk to Fiyero like that when moisture can literally kill her.
Spending my Friday night tirelessly making Magic gayer
July 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Spending my Friday night tirelessly making Magic gayer
So things aren’t going great for your ol’ Uncle Fozzie and Aunt Cayth right now
July 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
So things aren’t going great for your ol’ Uncle Fozzie and Aunt Cayth right now
No, I assumed you were a big fan. Like, I didn’t *KNOW* but I knew
July 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
No, I assumed you were a big fan. Like, I didn’t *KNOW* but I knew
Yeah, I’m MAGA
M - Make
A - Magic
G - Gayer
A - Trump is on the Epstein client list
M - Make
A - Magic
G - Gayer
A - Trump is on the Epstein client list
July 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Yeah, I’m MAGA
M - Make
A - Magic
G - Gayer
A - Trump is on the Epstein client list
M - Make
A - Magic
G - Gayer
A - Trump is on the Epstein client list
The table read is happening. The table read is happening! IT’S happening! Everybody just shut up and let me think!
July 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The table read is happening. The table read is happening! IT’S happening! Everybody just shut up and let me think!
Bro didn’t even get to finish writing on that wall. Were only left to wonder what message he was leaving for the world 😔
July 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Bro didn’t even get to finish writing on that wall. Were only left to wonder what message he was leaving for the world 😔
I love when a Magic card from 2005 predicts the future
July 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I love when a Magic card from 2005 predicts the future