its been a minute LOOK AT HERRRRRRRR
September 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
its been a minute LOOK AT HERRRRRRRR
sometimes you forget an entire account exists. hi
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
sometimes you forget an entire account exists. hi
concept drag race lipsync to chop suey
May 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
concept drag race lipsync to chop suey
my argument in defense of recent choices in the hunger games re: katniss’ lineage i think it’s worthwhile and impactful for her relationship to haymitch > implications about snow. he could drown in the bg for all i care This Is About Haymitch’s Pain
May 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
my argument in defense of recent choices in the hunger games re: katniss’ lineage i think it’s worthwhile and impactful for her relationship to haymitch > implications about snow. he could drown in the bg for all i care This Is About Haymitch’s Pain
science is happening
May 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
science is happening
student says “you’re cringe” and i said “your IXL score is cringe” i don’t care about being a good educator i care about shaming students into reading
April 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
student says “you’re cringe” and i said “your IXL score is cringe” i don’t care about being a good educator i care about shaming students into reading
funniest picture i’ve EVER taken of zelda
April 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
funniest picture i’ve EVER taken of zelda
shut up and look at these baby boirds
April 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
shut up and look at these baby boirds
nothing funnier than an aide asking “…were you the sub with the switch?” in a high school classroom like hell fucking yeah i am guy
April 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
nothing funnier than an aide asking “…were you the sub with the switch?” in a high school classroom like hell fucking yeah i am guy
where are they now: broadway karkat
April 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
where are they now: broadway karkat
screaming “THE COCONUT IS OFF” as a new signal when i’ve had enough and i want to leave
April 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
screaming “THE COCONUT IS OFF” as a new signal when i’ve had enough and i want to leave
rewatching s1 of yellowjackets from the start and i forgot the first scene we get of teen jeff is him failing to actually finger jackie well. my god. girlfailure jeff
April 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
rewatching s1 of yellowjackets from the start and i forgot the first scene we get of teen jeff is him failing to actually finger jackie well. my god. girlfailure jeff
the children don’t know what a scantron is anymore
April 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the children don’t know what a scantron is anymore
suzanne collins with the new haymitch movie and wicked 2 both likely being around thanksgiving releases therefore being the movies i get to pick from to celebrate turning 31
April 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
suzanne collins with the new haymitch movie and wicked 2 both likely being around thanksgiving releases therefore being the movies i get to pick from to celebrate turning 31
wearing sunglasses to work not in an “i’m cool” or “i’m hungover” way but in the “if i have to see one more fluorescent light i will get a migraine and die” way
April 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
wearing sunglasses to work not in an “i’m cool” or “i’m hungover” way but in the “if i have to see one more fluorescent light i will get a migraine and die” way
going 2 a buddhist temple on a field trip today and said “how many of your parents are watching white lotus?” to an overwhelming amount of hands up so this will be fun
April 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
going 2 a buddhist temple on a field trip today and said “how many of your parents are watching white lotus?” to an overwhelming amount of hands up so this will be fun
kid in the 6th grade wearing a “the cake is a lie” hoodie today i need to talk to his parents so bad (i want to be friends)
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
kid in the 6th grade wearing a “the cake is a lie” hoodie today i need to talk to his parents so bad (i want to be friends)
just finished s1 of yellowjackets <3
March 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
just finished s1 of yellowjackets <3
took zelda for a walk and someone asked to pet her and said she was so soft and i fucked up and said “yes she’s very fluff-“ meaning to have said “fluffy” only to instead come off like an ACTUAL millennial meme. much soft very fluff
March 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
took zelda for a walk and someone asked to pet her and said she was so soft and i fucked up and said “yes she’s very fluff-“ meaning to have said “fluffy” only to instead come off like an ACTUAL millennial meme. much soft very fluff
a pro AI bitch who says “imitation is the highest form of flattery” when you tell them to learn to fucking draw
March 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
a pro AI bitch who says “imitation is the highest form of flattery” when you tell them to learn to fucking draw
how it feels discussing drag race every week
March 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
how it feels discussing drag race every week
4th grader: are you french?
me: no? what makes you say that?
4th grader: your eyebrows. and your eyes
me: 😗
me: no? what makes you say that?
4th grader: your eyebrows. and your eyes
me: 😗
March 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
4th grader: are you french?
me: no? what makes you say that?
4th grader: your eyebrows. and your eyes
me: 😗
me: no? what makes you say that?
4th grader: your eyebrows. and your eyes
me: 😗
the pros and cons of schools as a sub
elementary:
pros: hype snacks for holidays and events
cons: overstimulation nation
middle:
pros: will laugh when ur funny, smart enough to read usually
cons: sigma sigma sigma sigma sigma
high school
pros: they are tiny adults
cons: they hate ur guts
elementary:
pros: hype snacks for holidays and events
cons: overstimulation nation
middle:
pros: will laugh when ur funny, smart enough to read usually
cons: sigma sigma sigma sigma sigma
high school
pros: they are tiny adults
cons: they hate ur guts
March 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
the pros and cons of schools as a sub
elementary:
pros: hype snacks for holidays and events
cons: overstimulation nation
middle:
pros: will laugh when ur funny, smart enough to read usually
cons: sigma sigma sigma sigma sigma
high school
pros: they are tiny adults
cons: they hate ur guts
elementary:
pros: hype snacks for holidays and events
cons: overstimulation nation
middle:
pros: will laugh when ur funny, smart enough to read usually
cons: sigma sigma sigma sigma sigma
high school
pros: they are tiny adults
cons: they hate ur guts