I'm so glad to see this. "Do you want jarhead sequels? This is how you get Jarhead sequels" is a line I think about way too much.

Isn't that just "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot?

Remember during covid when everyone wearing a mask was suspicious and likely using it to hide their identity while doing crimes? Oops looks like another condemnation turned confession by the extreme right.

My Dad is one of them. He used to get mad 'cause mom and I would talk about it happening a lot.

Between Teeth, Mommy's Milk, and the roach incident I'm truly terrified

Hmmm *opens a word document and gets my fanfiction writing gloves out*

I ran simic vehicles with a lifecraft engine where the primary combo was Mu Yangling (I opened 2 of her) and Thopter Fabricator. Unfortunately round 1 I went against a GW stall deck and ended fourth (1-1-1) but it was a very fun deck to pilot, pun intended.

This tweet smells of a cheap old fashioned and knockoff cigar in a piss stained corner of a bar.