"If you kick me, you will not recover."

She did not misspeak, with drawing her hand with a judgemental glare.

"Be more careful, you could've easily bumped into me when you fell."

"Tsk.... That, you very much can be blamed for"

"That... is not exactly the look I'd expect to see while being threatened...

Now, do you want help getting back up or not?"

"Oh please. Simply having an ass like mine is not 'showing off'. I can't be blamed for my curves."

"Hmm... Let's just say I'm quite fond of the occasional grasp upon my chest.

But I suppose if that's not your type of thing, there's nothing wrong with that approach to life."

"Oh my dear... Having no one to touch you isn't always a blessing..."

"Oh, I almost wish.
It's a shame how dull it's been lately... I'd almost prefer to be attacked than have nothing to do."

"No, no... Just waking up from a little fox nap."

"Y'know, most treats don't come with whiplash warnings."