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Snakes 🦊 and Foxes 🐍
@foxessnakes.bsky.social
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We are the near ancient, the warriors of final regret, the knowers of secrets.
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Repost this with you and your significant other (not really):
Top row has an anthropomorphic snake trust in black with a long black trench coat and a black hat doing a little dance move in four phases which culminates with him rolling the hat off his head down his right arm into his hand. The second row begins with a fox in a long coated tuxedo. The fox man is staring at the snake who is pointing at him with both hands summoning him to dance. The fox says "No. I won't dance like that. I ain't no dance-type. And not alone." The snake man shrugs as the fox stares on stoically with hands behind his back. On the bottom row there's a picture of the snake who has grabbed the fox by the hand, swept off his feet, to begin a dance together.
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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A young-looking anime lady with long pigtails. She's looking like she's trying to keep a straight face but struggling with stress. Text above reads: Damn it's today already? Text below reads: What's next? Tomorrow? Fuck everything
September 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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THE SAVOR
Large snake emoji. It's green with a light green underbelly and some light green stripes on the back. It's slightly curl in the middle making a single loop on the way to the tail. It's headed straight up, smiling with drool coming down it's face
August 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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This should be very fun
A large fox head emoji. It is purple with horns, giving a devilish smile and glare
August 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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A large fox head emoji. It's eyes are wide and eyebrows are high up looking very surprised. It's ears are standing straight up. It's blushing.
August 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Meme template featuring actor Robert Strange as an Eelfinn from The Wheel of Time, sitting in a slouched, unimpressed pose against a bright blue background. He has orange fur, a pale chest, and sharp facial features, with an intense, judgmental expression. The bottom right corner reads “#SaveWOT." Text on the top left reads: This was part of an agreement. It was never stated we needed to be pleased about it
July 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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You should come to Sindhol and try one of our multiversal famous aeltaco
A cartoon snake. It's body is yellow with a light yellow underbelly. It's body has its neck up, and then has one up and down to the tail. It's head is a taco.
July 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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While everyone is out trying to save WoT, we were out finding something else the world needs right now: The Red Rod Ter'angreal. Turns out it was in the Supplemental Nutrition aisle next to Nutrition Supplements & Hydration, along with other related needed ter'angreal.

You're welcome.
Picture of semi-stocked shelving from a Target. To the left the top is labeled "Nutrition Supplements & Hydration." The shelves below it are filled with an assortment of condoms. To the right, the top is labeled "Supplemental Nutrition." The shelves below it are filled with women-targeted sex toys on the top 2 shelves and various lubes and other products for intercourse.
June 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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So this article came up & we could not disagree more. The 2 authors are not comparable except superficially and no way the mess that is Heroes in Crisis is the same level of impact & deconstruction of the genre as Watchmen. There are much better works & comparisons.

*Gets off comic nerd soapbox*
Article title: Is Tom King the Alan Moore For Millennial Comics Readers? Watchmen and Heroes in Crisis hae very different places in fan esteem, but they reveal a common thread between Alan Moore and Tom King as writers. By David Harth June 21, 2025, 2:30pm
June 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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A round hairless head with a very large nose floating above a cheese board covered in shredded parmesan.
June 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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It is glorious

Thank you for sharing this with us
Large fox head emoji with a slight smile and tears welling up in its sparkling eyes
May 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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A large fox head emoji wearing sunglasses with a flight smile.
May 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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A happy large fox emoji head with a big toothy smile
May 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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1) We don't appreciate being called "rabid." That is savor flowing out our lips, not rabies foam.
2) That hiker came into our territory (looking at you @visitandor.bsky.social ! We had a territorial agreement)
3) That hiker was a fool not to have set a price. That's on them.
Article titled: Likely 'rabid' fox bites hiker 6 times in rare attack. Above is a picture of some woods with an electric street sign that says Rabid Fox in Area
May 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state
Comic panel. On the left is a black page with "Darkseid is" written in the middle in white lettering. To the right is Darkseid, a large hulking man-like creature. He is gray-broen wresting blue gloves, boots, and a tunic. His left eye is blacked out and right eye is glowing red. His hands are in fists. He is standing over the beaten and bloodied body of Big Barda.
May 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Large fox head emoji giving a sly perhaps sexy, definitely knowing, side eye with a slight grin
May 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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👀

(Safe travels)
A large snake emoji. It is a light tan/brown. Its head is an onion
April 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Someone left the Twisted Redstone Doorframe open again
Article titled "4-foot reptilian predator spotted 'enveloping' hawk turns out to be new snake species" by Mary Walrath-Holdridge from USA Today
April 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Now we have it proper savor face 🤤
The same image of EelFinn from the wheel of time show. an anthropomorphic fox-man with orange fur around his face, which appeared to be covered in a gray/blue fur. His eyes are wide, mouth open revealing sharp teeth. Same picture as above. Only this one has 3 drops of emoji drool coming out of its open mouth.
April 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Buffet
Large fox emoji head with savor face. Very happy, eyes closed, mouth open in a grin with drool coming down the side
April 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Large fox head emoji with a smile on its face. It's eyes are wide and twinkling with welled up tears
April 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Eyes of a Myrddraal
A large yellow circle, an eyeless emoji, with an emoji hand up to where the chin should be. It's index finger out across to the center of the lower part of the circle and the thumb up as if in contemplation 🤔
April 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Why not? We have your spear. We have excellent choreography.
And besides, all we did was offer you the Fifth, as is an Aiel's right if we recall correctly.
An anthropomorphic snake in a sleek black outfit (black turtleneck, black pants, dark gray long coat, dark gray hat with black ribbon) doing a dance. After a few moves points to an anthropomorphic fox in a tux, inviting to joing. The fox is standing there, hands behind his back and says "No. I won't dance like that. I ain't no dance type. And not alone." The snake shrugs and forces the fox to dance.
April 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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So... You don't need this fan?
Drawing. Background looks like a piece of space. The image is of a an opened hand fan. The tips of the fan are spiked, with 5 longer, finger-loke sharp claws spread evenly across the fan. The fan itself is purple in color but covered in light orange fox fur. On the base of the fan are 2 strings, each with a small fox detail dangling off the end
April 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Made this one a long time ago but even more relevant now
Meme template of man holding the hand of a woman but looking backwards at another woman passing. The man is wearing a blue plaid shirt (short sleeve and untucked) and black pants. His face is an over exaggerated face with eyes narrowed, mouth in a tight O shape, sexualizing the one he is looking back at. The woman whose hand he is holding is wearing a blue sleeveless shirt and jeans. She is labeled "Average human." She's looking at him in shock and disgust. He's looking back at an anthropomorphic fox in a sexy pose. This fox appears to be male, white fur chest, red fur elsewhere with some yellowish highlights and markings. It's right arm is up and bend behind its head. It is labeled "confused feelings about the Finn".
April 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM