If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.

Can someone tell me who in the world made this beautiful masterpiece?

I just want talk to them…

I love my weather app

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Im gonna start streaming again soon

Just a lot has been going on…

Can I just say that the Duolingo widgets you can put on your screen are oftentimes the weirdest thing I see when I wake up in the morning?

The first two happen sometimes if I continue my streak, the last two happen sometimes when I haven’t done a lesson yet…

I love cursed Duo images…

I saw a pretty negative post about Polyamory recently and just wanted to say-- If you don't have 100% consent from EVERY SINGLE PERSON involved in the relationship to be with someone else, it's cheating. It doesn't matter if YOU are Poly.

CONSENT. IS. EVERYTHING.

When my pup(Freddie) gets his nails cut he becomes very stealthy and scarily silent

So imagine,
I am alone at 3am making a 3 course meal with only the hood, over the stove/oven, light on…
And I turn to see this little shit…
Staring at me…

I swear this dog is gonna give me a heart attack one day 🦮💛

Saw this(Image) on Twitter and decided to post it here too
What emojis would you use for each Life series?

I would use these instead:
🏰🚦or ⚔️🚦= Third Life
❤️‍🩹🚦or 🥀🚦= Last Life
🔗🚦or 💞🚦= Double Life
⏱🚦or ⏳🚦= Limited Life
✉️🚦or 📜🚦= Secret Life
🃏🚦or 🎲🚦= Wild Life