Rodney Johnson
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Rodney Johnson
@foxbadger.bsky.social
Mild fantasy violence.
Bootleg Yukon Cornelius.
Future Ghost.
(Patch me in from that astral plane.)
Or at least make them jokes.
September 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Dude! This rules!
July 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
April 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
(Hook)
Sippin’ on juice, yeah, keep it the lightest,
Tryna stay cool, no need for the crisis.
Tummy be tweakin’, man, I don’t like this,
Still makin’ moves—diverticulitis.
March 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
#AEWRevolution #YungGravy #KennyOmega
(Note: I have not listened to any Yung Gravy, and the is Ai slop.)

(Verse 1)
Feelin’ real wavy, no arthritis,
But I’m in pain—diverticulitis.
Doc said chill, man, change up the diet,
But I’m still out here, can’t keep me quiet.
March 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM