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Al
@fowley.net
Dad, designer, hiker, rucker, lifter, kinda lost, UK
It's New Year's Eve and @sainsburys.bsky.social are gearing up for #Easter

(My theory that Supermarkets are psychological research centres which sell products as a side hustle remains valid. 🤔)
December 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Anyone else up at 5am prepping Christmas dinner? 😊

Merry Christmas all
December 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
RIP Gil Gerard. 😞
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Dear companies that use branded packaging - how about giving customers the choice of plain packaging in the checkout! It's Christmas... We're trying to keep these gifts a secret!! 🙄
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
My most watched YouTube channels of 2025 is totally on point! I feel seen 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Not worn my suit for 5 years - just tried it on for an upcoming event... And of course it no longer fits. The jacket is laughably small.

On the plus side... At least I know the gym is doing *something*
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
McDonald's has become a complete dystopian hell hole.

No interaction with staff, Fighting to get your food amongst the throng of delivery drivers and the soul destroying grey interior.

It really is the pits
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@simeytuba.bsky.social
(Here you go.. the full masterpiece)

It didn't upload properly last time 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Guys. It got warmer!

10c today! ... But it was glorious ☀️
fowley.net Al @fowley.net · Feb 25
Is it ever going to get warmer?
March 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Is it ever going to get warmer?
February 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Toying with the idea of going to Paris for the weekend for half-term...

Cost for a family to travel (return):

Flying: £192
Eurostar: £1,012.00

Am I doing something wrong? Why are #trains always so F**king expensive - it's insanity
February 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Cadbury's have lost their mind.
£5.50 for a bag of sweets.

The chocolate doesn't even taste good anymore 🤮
February 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
#DeepSeek is pretty good for stone things... But I just asked it some questions about an industry I know about and it of the 10 'facts' - five were either wrong or made up 🤷‍♂️
January 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If anyone else is morning the loss of Chilli Heatwave Doritos ( they changed the recipe) ... Aldi Chilli Deltas are pretty dang close 🙌
January 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hmmm interestingly the Bluesky user number has started climbing again after that Facebook announcement. 🤔

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January 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I really feel like my life depends on us getting a decent summer here in the UK.
January 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
They've changed the recipe for Chill Heatwave Doritos.

I'm livid.

They basically just taste of tortillas with a *hint* of flavour 😡
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I hate this #Christmasshopping gift set bullshit.

Individual price ~£27

Gift set - £52

Maybe it comes with a toilet bag or a flannel... But mostly it's a con. 😡
December 14, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I nearly missed the bins this morning... Our council has switched to an electric bin lorry I didn't hear it coming. 😆
December 9, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Jesus wept ...what the actual hell.

The emergency alert system just blasted into my phone... I thought we were about to be nuked.
🫨
December 6, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Nooooooo I wanted Melvin to win.

Ok... Now team Alan!

#imaceleb
December 3, 2024 at 10:22 PM
This works!
Perfect soft poached eggs - put two eggs into boiling water, uncracked, for 15 secs. Take out and crack carefully into the water. Boil gently for one minute and turn off the heat.
Put in your toast, and when done, serve with the eggs. It is very simple, and it works.
December 3, 2024 at 7:29 AM
I haven't got a single one of these lip reading tasks on #imaceleb 🤦‍♂️😆
December 1, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I think this is wildly optimistic.
December 1, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I'm starting to think Ant & Decs jackets on #imaceleb are sponsored. 🤔
November 30, 2024 at 9:20 PM