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Chris
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Geelong Cats. The Matildas.
Fuck Trump.
Wadawurrung land.
I've not been posting in the wake of the GF. It broke my heart, not in a 2008 way but it really hurt. The cocks who sat around us (total posing theatre-going cunts), the idiotic Brisbane karaoke wank fest, Danger and Jezz. 😭 Anyway...went to the AFLW today to see our girls win. ♥️
October 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Okay. My throat is absolute sandpaper. I cheered, screamed, chanted, sang like a maniac last night. Those Cats. My God. They are magnificent. We got home at about 1am (sadly can't sleep past 6am ever). We sat in the loudest crowd I think I've ever had for a Geelong match. That's saying something. 🧵
September 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Last night was good. I remember when Essendon were basically football royalty, so I'll never see a 40+ point win over those fuckers as anything less than brilliant. Was it perfect football from us? No. But I like that there was a challenge. Some really good signs, especially for our squad depth.
August 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Another beautiful day at KP. Loved Neale, Jezz, silky Martin, Holmes, Guthrie, Gryan.
August 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Might make these posts a bit less thready from now on. So... good win. Bailey worked his way into some nice form. Jezz was nuts. Loved his show. It was fun to sit up high but let's say the demographic was a bit different to what I'm used to. 😆
July 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Great win. I get that the Saints suck but it was a bit of a danger game all the same. Mannagh played close to his best game. Jezza was brilliant, especially early. Guthrie continues his defensive reliability. Holmes was elite. Great to see Tyson back.
July 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Took the day off work to go to open training today with my 12yo and her mad friend. Huge turnout, kids everywhere. Mitch Duncan was in an arm sling but still got himself out there to run laps. He's the epitome of a club man. 🧵
July 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Probably just a "get it done" sort of match. Huge gulf in class at the end of the day. I loved Guthrie's performance. I marvel at his inner strength, resilience and growth. He is such a great decision maker and is ultra consistent. It's a superstar backline all round for me.
July 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Lol. The AFL's "it's not us, it's you" attitude, while continuing to treat the competition with contempt. Rubbish umpires, stupid rules, and *that* fixture. 🙃
July 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I can live with this.
July 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Obviously pretty disappointed in the performance last night. There were a few positives I'll touch on before the other side of the ledger.
June 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Never forget that Ross Lyon is a MASTER COACH.
June 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Pretty wet. Definitely worth it. A fair bit to say here. I think. I never really know. 😆🧵
June 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Not sure that it's going to be the absolute best evening for it but sitting in the rain will be worth it if we get that win. :D
June 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Maybe there's context in the article but I give EXACTLY zero fucks about Derm's washing, faded glory days, commentary or anything at all. I'm surprised that he keeps getting wheeled out at all.
June 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
AFLW schedule! Hopefully we don't get fucked by wildly one-sided umpiring again. We've really got the talent to make it deep into the finals!
May 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Last night was brilliant. The Cats were great. Managed to get all 4 of us to the game too, which is rare enough but seeing my 16yo old emo kiddo watching the entire match & loving it (for the first time despite having been a seated member since birth)was my highlight. Here are some other thoughts. 🧵
May 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I've got zero to offer for the match yesterday. But I will say that this guernsey (and the white one too) is absolutely sick. 🥰
May 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Notable? Lol. Should be the captain.
April 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Late night in and a super rare sleep in, but here are some thoughts. It was probably not a confident team performance but there were some good signs. Sully's rise is extremely rapid, I have no idea where his ceiling is but it's high. 🧵
April 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I can't think of any internal players that we're yet to contract (and need to). Great work as usual.
April 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Brilliant news!
March 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Fuck America.
March 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
We just keep wrapping up the talent. 🥰
March 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Seriously hot when the sun was on us, a real bite to it so I'm not surprised that the full four quarters was a big ask of the boys. Nonetheless it was a tremendous effort. 🧵
March 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM