Daniel C. Hodges
@fourthords.com
Life is like a game of chess; I don’t know how to play chess. I'm a blubberous, verbose, and regimented old man from the US.
Oh good, my package's gone **back** to Indianapolis. Thanks, USPS.
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Oh good, my package's gone **back** to Indianapolis. Thanks, USPS.
Came home from family Thanksgiving and promptly fell ill. Almost recovered from that when I immediately fell ill again. Happy Holidays from the bottom of a bottle of *Quil.
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Came home from family Thanksgiving and promptly fell ill. Almost recovered from that when I immediately fell ill again. Happy Holidays from the bottom of a bottle of *Quil.
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Pottyply Crapped
Your toilet has been used 2193 times this year!
That's 9825 minutes, & your longest session of 48m puts you in the top 2%!
You used the short flush 56% of the time, saving over 2895 litres of water.
The most you flushed was six times in a row, on 28th Nov.
Happy piss streaming!
Your toilet has been used 2193 times this year!
That's 9825 minutes, & your longest session of 48m puts you in the top 2%!
You used the short flush 56% of the time, saving over 2895 litres of water.
The most you flushed was six times in a row, on 28th Nov.
Happy piss streaming!
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Pottyply Crapped
Your toilet has been used 2193 times this year!
That's 9825 minutes, & your longest session of 48m puts you in the top 2%!
You used the short flush 56% of the time, saving over 2895 litres of water.
The most you flushed was six times in a row, on 28th Nov.
Happy piss streaming!
Your toilet has been used 2193 times this year!
That's 9825 minutes, & your longest session of 48m puts you in the top 2%!
You used the short flush 56% of the time, saving over 2895 litres of water.
The most you flushed was six times in a row, on 28th Nov.
Happy piss streaming!
First Christmas film of the season: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_G...
Tokyo Godfathers - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
First Christmas film of the season: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_G...
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When I go to the grocery store to just buy one item I make sure I don't get a cart or basket so that when I get to the checkout I look like a complete idiot struggling to not drop the twelve other things I picked out.
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
When I go to the grocery store to just buy one item I make sure I don't get a cart or basket so that when I get to the checkout I look like a complete idiot struggling to not drop the twelve other things I picked out.
@tombrazelton.bsky.social Hey, what's your opinion on Bluegrass music?
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
@tombrazelton.bsky.social Hey, what's your opinion on Bluegrass music?
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Me as a child: Climbs trees, somersaults off the couch, rides my bike over makeshift ramps.
Me now: I injured my shoulder 2 nights ago by sleeping. I was feeling better today but just reinjured it by sneezing.
Me now: I injured my shoulder 2 nights ago by sleeping. I was feeling better today but just reinjured it by sneezing.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Me as a child: Climbs trees, somersaults off the couch, rides my bike over makeshift ramps.
Me now: I injured my shoulder 2 nights ago by sleeping. I was feeling better today but just reinjured it by sneezing.
Me now: I injured my shoulder 2 nights ago by sleeping. I was feeling better today but just reinjured it by sneezing.
@librophilia.bsky.social told me that her students don't know who LeVar Burton is or what *Reading Rainbow* is. I said their parents should be charged with child abuse. #getoffmylawn #yellingatclouds
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
@librophilia.bsky.social told me that her students don't know who LeVar Burton is or what *Reading Rainbow* is. I said their parents should be charged with child abuse. #getoffmylawn #yellingatclouds
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Got fired for yelling "Freeze, dirtbag!" every time I put a new bag of potting soil on the shelf at Home Depot.
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Got fired for yelling "Freeze, dirtbag!" every time I put a new bag of potting soil on the shelf at Home Depot.
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ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax.
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive.
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive.
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax.
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive.
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive.
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It's hydrophonic
It's teledildonic
It's greased lightning!
It's teledildonic
It's greased lightning!
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's hydrophonic
It's teledildonic
It's greased lightning!
It's teledildonic
It's greased lightning!
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![Comic. PERSON 1 with white hat: How tall are you? PERSON 2: 5ft 24cm [caption] When switching to metric, make the process easier by doing it in steps.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifptvo6h6kdpf75j3i443ospzumiii7a3pblah2urjrawmyymh3ga@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My all-time favorite Halloween carol: youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI
Anything Can Happen on Halloween - The Worst Witch featuring Tim Curry (HD Remaster)
YouTube video by Rad Retro
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My all-time favorite Halloween carol: youtu.be/SSZYVFc6BqI
Many thanks to @ifixit.com, without whose help I could not have replaced the battery in one of my two original DualSense controllers tonight! The conditions under which I did so were nigh criminal, and yet their instructions were perfect and spot-on! To many more hours of gaming!
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Many thanks to @ifixit.com, without whose help I could not have replaced the battery in one of my two original DualSense controllers tonight! The conditions under which I did so were nigh criminal, and yet their instructions were perfect and spot-on! To many more hours of gaming!
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“Razor blades” 1/3
October 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“Razor blades” 1/3
Accidentally threw myself onto the street while going about 10 MPH. Not my worst Onewheel wipeout, but my first in over two years (back when I was still learning). Some road rash & cut-up thumbs later, my body's a cornucopia of various pains—atop those inflicted by rollercoasters last Friday.
October 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Accidentally threw myself onto the street while going about 10 MPH. Not my worst Onewheel wipeout, but my first in over two years (back when I was still learning). Some road rash & cut-up thumbs later, my body's a cornucopia of various pains—atop those inflicted by rollercoasters last Friday.
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COMIC: MoooOOooooOOO!
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
COMIC: MoooOOooooOOO!
I was Onewheeling just outside the south end of town, in the new developments, when I saw this. The GTA/Tony Hawk part of my brain almost took over!
October 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I was Onewheeling just outside the south end of town, in the new developments, when I saw this. The GTA/Tony Hawk part of my brain almost took over!
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COMIC: Horrifying
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
COMIC: Horrifying
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biblically accurate couch
October 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
biblically accurate couch
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can't wait to read Elon's new bio on Grokipedia
September 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
can't wait to read Elon's new bio on Grokipedia