Nazgûl No 4
@fourthofthenine.bsky.social
It’s hard to bulk up as a wraith. Plus, my gym’s haunted. Can lift you and your horse. Designated drunk people carrier when Talion’s gone. Hotter than 7 😏
By Oromë’s mighty buttcheeks, I have a lot to learn on the dance floor 👀
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
By Oromë’s mighty buttcheeks, I have a lot to learn on the dance floor 👀
*swirls his drink*
They’re special because they’re your knees. I doubt she’d care if I waved mine around.
They’re special because they’re your knees. I doubt she’d care if I waved mine around.
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
*swirls his drink*
They’re special because they’re your knees. I doubt she’d care if I waved mine around.
They’re special because they’re your knees. I doubt she’d care if I waved mine around.
You know…
*sighs and shakes his head so his wig slips a little*
Well. I think she loves you dearly as well. It’s just a bit…
*he leans over*
…kinky, you know? She’s being playful. Playing with power. I don’t think she meant to hurt you. I think you’re in for a fun night.
*gulps drink*
*sighs and shakes his head so his wig slips a little*
Well. I think she loves you dearly as well. It’s just a bit…
*he leans over*
…kinky, you know? She’s being playful. Playing with power. I don’t think she meant to hurt you. I think you’re in for a fun night.
*gulps drink*
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You know…
*sighs and shakes his head so his wig slips a little*
Well. I think she loves you dearly as well. It’s just a bit…
*he leans over*
…kinky, you know? She’s being playful. Playing with power. I don’t think she meant to hurt you. I think you’re in for a fun night.
*gulps drink*
*sighs and shakes his head so his wig slips a little*
Well. I think she loves you dearly as well. It’s just a bit…
*he leans over*
…kinky, you know? She’s being playful. Playing with power. I don’t think she meant to hurt you. I think you’re in for a fun night.
*gulps drink*
Karen is a state of mind, old man.
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Karen is a state of mind, old man.
Agree! We are a fierce dwarf, an inquisitive hobbit, and two fearsome Nazgûl. Let us finds the milkshake that brings the girls to the yard! And if it doesn’t exist, we’ll make them make it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Agree! We are a fierce dwarf, an inquisitive hobbit, and two fearsome Nazgûl. Let us finds the milkshake that brings the girls to the yard! And if it doesn’t exist, we’ll make them make it.
All milkshakes? Just lads? That’s massive oversight of the dairy industry, I must say.
November 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
All milkshakes? Just lads? That’s massive oversight of the dairy industry, I must say.
*laughs*
Maybe lay off those pumpkin cocktails. You’re seeing double the Nazgûl!
Me, I’m Elvish Presley. Obviously.
Maybe lay off those pumpkin cocktails. You’re seeing double the Nazgûl!
Me, I’m Elvish Presley. Obviously.
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
*laughs*
Maybe lay off those pumpkin cocktails. You’re seeing double the Nazgûl!
Me, I’m Elvish Presley. Obviously.
Maybe lay off those pumpkin cocktails. You’re seeing double the Nazgûl!
Me, I’m Elvish Presley. Obviously.
The old chief! How is retirement?
November 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
The old chief! How is retirement?
Darcy… Darcy… isn’t that the girl who rides a storm with her dog and kills witches?
I did think I saw a pale pink ghost by the hot cider stand.
I did think I saw a pale pink ghost by the hot cider stand.
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Darcy… Darcy… isn’t that the girl who rides a storm with her dog and kills witches?
I did think I saw a pale pink ghost by the hot cider stand.
I did think I saw a pale pink ghost by the hot cider stand.
I can’t fault her logic. It’s easier when both are crazy, or neither. What is she doing?
I can’t say the moon affects me much. It used to keep me awake when I was mortal, but not these days.
I can’t say the moon affects me much. It used to keep me awake when I was mortal, but not these days.
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I can’t fault her logic. It’s easier when both are crazy, or neither. What is she doing?
I can’t say the moon affects me much. It used to keep me awake when I was mortal, but not these days.
I can’t say the moon affects me much. It used to keep me awake when I was mortal, but not these days.
I agree with that. Sometimes, making peace with the here and now is the best we can do.
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I agree with that. Sometimes, making peace with the here and now is the best we can do.
Well, let me show you then…
*slowly pushes Euan in the direction of a dark corner*
*slowly pushes Euan in the direction of a dark corner*
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Well, let me show you then…
*slowly pushes Euan in the direction of a dark corner*
*slowly pushes Euan in the direction of a dark corner*
Don’t worry; this is Mordor. You could roll yourself around in a pile of ash and be appropriately dressed for most occasions.
And thank you. It’s been a few hundred years perhaps since I’ve thrown a party. It has been fun.
And thank you. It’s been a few hundred years perhaps since I’ve thrown a party. It has been fun.
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Don’t worry; this is Mordor. You could roll yourself around in a pile of ash and be appropriately dressed for most occasions.
And thank you. It’s been a few hundred years perhaps since I’ve thrown a party. It has been fun.
And thank you. It’s been a few hundred years perhaps since I’ve thrown a party. It has been fun.
Not even in a fun way? 😏
November 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Not even in a fun way? 😏
Farinor! Sounds like Fred went pillaging, or tried to.
Did Ernil dress you?
Did Ernil dress you?
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Farinor! Sounds like Fred went pillaging, or tried to.
Did Ernil dress you?
Did Ernil dress you?
What brings ladies to a land? Gold? Alliances? An ad in the Arda Times? Milkshakes?
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What brings ladies to a land? Gold? Alliances? An ad in the Arda Times? Milkshakes?
Except you’re Baby in this equation 😏
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Except you’re Baby in this equation 😏
One day, perhaps. It’s difficult even to imagine eternal life for one originally mortal. As of now, in this weird timeline, we all exist in a kind of truce, between worlds. For now, that is alright.
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
One day, perhaps. It’s difficult even to imagine eternal life for one originally mortal. As of now, in this weird timeline, we all exist in a kind of truce, between worlds. For now, that is alright.
Turns out my gym is actually haunted by the dream of becoming a dancer 😆
October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Turns out my gym is actually haunted by the dream of becoming a dancer 😆
*nods quietly*
I suppose I have forgotten the words for death, having been removed from it for so long.
I suppose I have forgotten the words for death, having been removed from it for so long.
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
*nods quietly*
I suppose I have forgotten the words for death, having been removed from it for so long.
I suppose I have forgotten the words for death, having been removed from it for so long.