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Ghostbusters (2016) was an excellent film and I hope Paul Feig is having a good day.
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Popping back into BlueSky for a hot minute just to tag @colindickey.com on this important poster from the Icelandic Sea Monster Museum.
A poster with a black and white drawing of a sea serpent. Above it is text in Icelandic. Below is text in English that says "What is a monster?"
May 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Update on the sheets: they are very me 😂
A photo of a sheet. It is patterned in cartoony flowers in pinks, purples, reds, and blues
March 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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IKEA date with @kickedthestairs.bsky.social
A photo of Sarah, a white woman with curly brown hair and glasses. She is sitting at a table with her hands clasped, smiling at the camera. We are in a cafeteria and a glass of sparkling lingonberry juice and a phone are on the table between us.
March 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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lol, you talking about it this morning put me in the mood for a rewatch and I'm in luck!
A photo of an airplane seat back teevee that is displaying information about the film Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
March 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I had a thread of these somewhere, but I can't find it, so I'm starting a new one.

I gave my dad my library card info before his library got Overdrive/Libby and now he frequently tries to send back MY books.
A screenshot of a text message between me and my dad. Dad: Hey Did you borrow Thornhedge? Me: Yes Dad: [thumbs up emoji] I won't send it back 👌🏻 Me: ty!
March 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer

Hard mode: No villains
The cover of "The Baby-Sitter's Club Portrait Collection: Dawn's Book" by Ann M. Martin. The cover is a silver frame with an illustration of a white teenaged girl with long blonde hair. Around the frame are mementos: sunglasses, shells, a postcard from San Francisco, a bowl of vegetables, and a photo of a baby at the beach.
March 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Cruise Ship Beach Episode D&D!
A photo of a cruise ship map on a table with a mechanical pencil across it. It is on top of a D&D character sheet for Wynifred "Wyn" Norfir. There is a pink margarita glass behind it, with a "renewing" face mask propped against it. There is a paper plate of pizza bagels and Cheetos off to the side.
March 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I think Klappar Haj speaks for us all this morning.
A stuffed shark on a grey couch. The shark is on its back with one fin across its chest, the other sprawled outward. Its mouth is open, and it feel like this shark should be groaning with despair. Its tail is covered by a sherpa fleece blanket. It is not having a good time.
February 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Regina would rather you come home than jump off a roof, because no one has ever loved her before.
A photo of an orange cat in a fuzzy grey bed. The cat looks furious that someone is taking her picture instead of petting her.
February 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Monster of the Month with @colindickey.com last night was a delightful experience as always! I made some earrings and learned about how Cthulhu is like climate change!

(The earrings were not included in the price of admission, I just needed to do something with my hands 😅)
Two pair of earrings on a grey work surface. The earrings on the left are small pink flower beads connected to larger pink stones with gold findings. The earrings on the right are dark red tulip shaped stones connected to iridescent leaf-shaped purple stones by a row of iridescent seed beads with copper findings.
February 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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If music is your therapy, who is your therapist?

(sorry there's two, I see them both for different issues)
A photo of Taylor Swift, a white woman with blonde hair wearing a gauze yellow dress, sitting behind a piano covered in painted and embellished flowers. There is a stadium crowd in the background. A photo of Dar Williams, a white woman with light brown hair. She is wearing a blue velvet top and holding a guitar as she stands in front of a microphone.
February 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Also this by Sad Strawberry Art, which is not on my phone but hanging on my wall. (I love their work, I own so much of it, check them out at the Brighton Emporium if you're local, they also did the much admired "Ronald Reagan is Burning in Hell" in out kitchen!)
A photo of an embroidery hoop hanging on a dark wood door. The fabric in the hoop is a sad looking puppy. Off to the side is a piece of felt with the words "If my whimsy levels get too low I'll die" embroidered on it.
February 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy but aren’t selfies
A cross stitch by @thistles.and.thread in instagrams. It is a hoop with plain linens fabric. A Grace on a grassy hill is stitched on it. The grave says "audiobooks count as reading." The implication is that the artist died on this hill, as would I. A screenshot of a tweet from @WholesomeMemes. The picture in the tweet is an illustration of a roller coast. A train of cars filled with skeletons is reaching out to a train of cars next to it, filled with started humans. The skeleton train is labeled, "Skeletons who want to be friends with me." The human train is labeled, "Me, surprised, but excited to be friends with skeletons." I share this sentiment. Two screenshots from The Mindy Project. Both are Mindy Kaling, an Indian-American woman with brown skin and long black hair, wearing a blue dress with hearts on it and a purple cardigan. In the first screenshot, she is saying, "A best friend isn't a person, Danny." In the second, she adds, "It's a tier." This is the god's honest truth. A tweet from @anqelicstiles that says, "can we normalize saying we love a book without remembering anything about it"
February 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Reminds me of this one
A tweet from @steph_mcca that says, "banks email like 'Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"
January 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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This is a bad idea because I have a million meetings today, but oh well
A grey box with white text that says "ask me my top three anything."
January 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Oooo, I love the Loveland Frogman! Today I pulled this guy who I'm going to have to google after I finish some Tasks. ("Gripped by grief" really spoke to me today 🫠)
A photo of an oracle card nestled in a box. It is labeled "The White Screamer" over a drawing of a humanoid white creature curled in a ball, screaming. It is surrounded by red hills. At the bottom is the text "*Gripped by grief. ❤️Homes are fragile things. ⭐️Acting rashly can lead to disaster. Do not forsake what you value most. Stay with them."
January 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
On the left is a drawing of Greek philosophers walking and talking together. Above it is text that says, "van Helsing talking to Mina." On the right is a photo of a young woman with brown hair leaning over a child's table. She is holding a toy helicopter out to a red haired toddler. Above the image is the text, "van Helsing talking to Seward."
January 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Here's Regina to cleanse your skyline 💜
An orange cat lounging on a bed that is covered by a red fleece blanket.
January 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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So kind of Regina to check in and see if I need help using the bathroom.
A pink tiled room with a white door opened just a crack. At the bottom of the door, an orange cat pokes her head inside.
January 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I'm actually writing again, so why not? From my Ted Lasso WIP that has been on my mind 24/7 since I started it, despite not actually putting any words in the doc in a year. #wipwednesday
"We'll have lawyers draw something up," Rebecca says. "If you end the summer not wanting to write a whole book, we can work out something else you can do for us with your research. Think of it as a kind of grant--we'll give you the money and the time to figure out what you'd like to create." It is an exorbitant amount of money for <em>thinking about</em> writing a book. People get advances that are less than that. He would be incredibly foolish to turn this down. "Oh, we'll have a great time together!" Ted says, reminding Trent that it may be just as foolish to take it. But god, he wants it. He wants to write this book. He already has an idea for the scope, and following the team next season would be an excellent way to narrate the story he wants to tell. The fall and rise of Ted Lasso, as Rebecca put it, but it would go beyond that, into the team. Into making Jamie Tartt a team player and Roy Kent into coaching material. Into creating a very peculiar, but fiercely protective team who would follow Ted into the depths of hell. He wants this. He wants it so much, he just might give up his sanity and spend a year at the elbow of the object of his unrequited affection just to do it. "I'd like my agent and my lawyer to look at any paperwork that's drawn up before I sign anything," he says, and there's a flash of victory in Rebecca's expression. "That's perfectly acceptable," she says. "And we'll have some time--Ted's going off to Kansas for a few weeks next Friday, so you and I can meet with the lawyers and potential editors while he's gone."
January 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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They clearly are in our house and should leave!
perchance.org/character-he...
A green box that says "Character Headcanon Generator." Beneath it is a field where I have entered "Kait" and beneath that is my headcanon, "Kait doesn't know how to say 'no.'"
January 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I was just showing that to my dad over the holidays!
A white man with grey hair reclines on a red leather couch. He is wearing a navy robe, and on his lap is a sleeping calico cat whom he did not want.
January 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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It's a trap
A rotund orange cat lying on her back on a red fleece blanket. She is being petted by a white person who is avoiding her exposed belly as they know that way lies danger. The cat looks betrayed.
January 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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A tweet from @catchaspark_ that says "I love ishmael 'merman hellville' fakename. love a narrator who opens his book like 'hi. I hate working. do you ever get depressed? I'm in a great mood right now and it is NOT a manic state. anyway, i've googled 10,000 whale facts. fact one: the whale is a horse and he loves me"
January 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The "I owe you my life" meme: A drawing of a humanoid-creature with long arms crouched down and holding out a slice of watermelon. This creature says "you are safe now my sweet child" and is labeled "DAVID JENKINS." A horse-adjacent creature leans over to eat the watermelon and says "I owe you my life." It is labeled "ME, TRYING TO LIMP THROUGH THE REST OF 2024." This is a hard meme to alt text.
December 30, 2024 at 9:53 PM